Stephen Lyons | Professional Voice Actor for Commercial & Character

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What if magic truly did exist? If connections existed between myriads of worlds? What if there were beings who could wander between those worlds, every step a step towards adventure?

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Oh, the Queen. Oh, definitely the Queen. The thing is, the Queen's always telling the King not to drink so much beer. And if he doesn't drink beer, he doesn't order it. And if he doesn't order it, I can't drink it.

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I continue to amaze myself. I look so good, it's almost obscene. I need a squire I can brag to. I mean, that I can tell of my adventures, so that he can save them for the rest of the world.

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Gandalf. Yes, that was the name. I was Gandalf. We meet again at the turn of the tide. Yes, I am Gandalf the White now. Saruman as he should have been, one might say.

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I need to get into this office, so I'm playing it cool until the cop's attention's diverted. Or maybe you could help instead of making smart remarks. I'm sure it was an inside job, and I think the proof's in the office.

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20th of August. It's working. The data is coming down. In fact, there's so much data that we can hardly keep up with the analysis. The detectors on the AMS are being struck almost 25,000 times a second by different cosmic rays. So we're working all hours to interpret the data.

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Our last hope lies with a small ship speeding toward Earth. On board, a brave space marine carries time crystals stolen from the heart of enemy territory in a daring raid. The plan? To use these stolen crystals to power a time machine constructed by our best scientists. To travel through time, locate the original source of the crystals, and destroy them all.

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Mr. Amos, going out in the morning, left his shop in charge of his brother-in-law. He did it because there was very little business at any time, and practically none at all before the evening. Mr. Amos cared but little about his ostensible business, and moreover, his wife was in charge of his brother-in-law. He lit his twentieth cigarette of the day, and he'd only been up an hour. He couldn't walk past a window without checking his image, and today was no different as he looked in his shop's window. The shop was small, and so was the house. It was one of those grimy brick houses which existed everywhere before the era of reconstruction dawned upon London. The shop was a square box of a place, with the front glazed in small panes. In the daytime, the door remained closed. In the evening, it stood discreetly, but suspiciously, ajar. The window contained photographs of more or less undressed dancing girls, nondescript packages in wrappers like patent medicines, closed yellow paper envelopes, very flimsy and marked two and six in heavy black figures, a few numbers of ancient French comic publications hung across a string as if to dry, a dingy blue china bowl, a casket of black wood, bottles of marking ink and rubber stamps, a few books with titles hinting at impropriety, a few apparently old copies of obscure newspapers, badly printed, with titles like The Racing Times, The Financial Times, rousing titles, and the two lights inside the panes were always turned low, either for economy's sake or for the sake of the customers.

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Across the sea, four hundred or so years ago, was a dark place called the Bethlehem Royal Hospital. A hospital by name, but a madhouse in truth. Once committed to Bedlam, as it was commonly known, most never saw freedom or happiness again. So sad was their state that beggars would play for sympathy by saying, Give me a penny or a crust of bread. I'm from Bedlam and cannot fend for meself. Most people knew it for a lie and called these men a Tom-a-Bedlam or a Mad Tom. This, some say, is the namesake of Mad Tom IPA. Muskoka Brewery. Venture off the beaten path.

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Oh, this Christmas, I want my home to be full of festive cheer inside and out. That's why I've been to Soham Nursery's Garden Centre. Personalised wreaths, trees, gifts, baskets and festive indoor plants. Oh, I've even got some outdoor lights and ornaments for the stables. My reindeer have never been happier. Oh, furs become Christmas trees, gifts become Christmas presents and the decorations are unlike anything anyone's seen before. Beautifully handcrafted and painted with a thick coat of Christmas magic. There's a speciality farm shop with delicious produce. Hampers, plants, glassware, ceramics, candles, aromatics. Unusual gift where the list is endless. And they offer free delivery. Start Christmas at Kingsgate and Kenver Nursery. George Hill Road, Kingsgate. Putting the magic into Christmas.

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Dear, I know it's here somewhere. I had it only a moment ago. Oh, I'm all discombobulated. Now, where have I put it? It's the switch you're looking for, Santa. Ah, yes, that's it. Thank you, Callum. It's a very strange looking thing. What is it? Well, Rudolph, it's the, um, widget that, um, thing-a-me-bobs. What's its name? On the, whatchamacallit, that makes the sleigh bells ring. There. Oh, perfect. Oh, now you're talking. Let Christmas begin. Come on, Rudolph. Come on, Callum. Mrs. Claus has got some warm mince pies with our names on.

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I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the past, the present, and the future. The spirits of all three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone.

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One, two, three, four... Come in! Cratchit, what do you want? Well, Mr. Scrooge, I... Spit it out, Cratchit! I wondered if I could have Christmas Day off, Mr. Scrooge. Christmas Day? Christmas Day? Certainly not, Cratchit! Who do you think I am? Mary Poppins? Now get back to work! One, two... Hamburg! Three, four... Bah! Hamburg!

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Oh, I've just rearranged the new cane furniture in Lincoln PVC's conservatory village. Mmm, plush. But it's just not feng shui! There's a really bad vibe between the sweets and the coffee tables, and I'm sure there's an evil spirit in the yucca plant!

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Everything in this listed building is original, even as I walk to the window I'm welcomed by the delicious smell of top quality wood from the window frames. They're a delight, finest hardwood with its rich smooth surface, perfectly crafted with traditional mortise tenon joints. Anything would look good through these windows, you don't need to live out of town. For a free quotation, free phone Alan Joynery on 0800 13 6620. That's 0800 13, how am I saying the number? Sod it.

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To give you an idea of the sheer magnitude of the parts and accessories we've got here at Motoserve, to really show the scale of what we offer, I've done what anyone would do. I've laid down a mad gangster wrap. Ahem. Yeah. Mm. Yeah. From oil filters, roof bars, and bike racks, socket sets, towing kits, even trolley jacks, in-car DVD, fat NAV 2, body fins, wheel trims, your car will look like new! There's... Hey! Who pulled the plug? Oh, Welsh rappers just don't get the respect we deserve! Peace out to the Wolverton Massif!

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When I'm alone, I like to smear myself with paste and wrap myself in paper. And sometimes I let the paste dry all over me. So I can't move, I'm completely rigid. But that's because I'm a paintbrush! And there's a special place where I hang out. It's called Wallpaper Supplies. They've got everything I need. Ready-pasted vinyl coverings, £1.49 a roll. Dulux coloured emulsion, £9.99. They even do ready-made curtains, laminated floors and ceramic tiles. Oh, oh, oh it's heavenly! Wallpaper Supplies are in Irlam and Leigh. They're fantastic! I love you, Wallpaper Supplies! Wallpaper Supplies. Pamper your paintbrush.

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So when in Southampton, make sure to catch the trade winds and hop on board the Endeavour in Bugle Street.

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Hello, is that Jack White? Yeah. It's Santa Claus, Jack. Hello, how are you? I'm okay. Goodness me, it's lovely to talk to you. Tell me, is your name really White, or have you just been standing out in the snow? I bet you haven't. It's a bit too cold for that, isn't it? And you live in Hemel Hempstead, don't you, with your mummy and daddy? Yeah. What are you asking Santa for for Christmas this year, Jack? A DSI. A DSI? Is that a detective, sergeant, inspector? No, no, that can't be right. Oh, I know, a Nintendo. Is it the Nintendo DeSixel? Oh, no, stupid of me, it's a DSi XL, isn't it? And there's me thinking it's a DeSixel. There's no such thing, is there? Now then, let's see what else my elves tell me about you. I hear that congratulations are in order because you passed a grading in something. Now then, I got a feeling it was box kicking, is that right? Kickboxing. Oh, kickboxing. I thought it was strange. I mean, why on earth people would want to go and kick boxes, I don't know. Oh, kickboxing. I see, and what did you get when you passed your grading? Um, I just got a belt. Good, splendid. One thing, Jack, what goes red, white, red, white, red, white, red, white, red, white, red, white, red, white? Um, is it a lighthouse? No, it's Santa rolling down a hill. There we are. Lovely to talk to you, Jack, and I wish you a very Merry Christmas to you and all your family. Bye-bye, Jack. Bye. Bye.

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Oh, what are they playing at? Just leave it, George, for heaven's sake. Right, I'm going to have to say something. No, don't, George. Now then, our Rex, a butcher's dog, R&S Wholesale Butcher's Dog, in fact. They're a proper butcher's for poultry and beef and lamb and their famous speciality pork. And they're selling it all at wholesale prices to everyone. Welcome here with open arms. I get to meet the public. I get paid. I get about. And I'm sure the animals look forward to me arriving. Or is it the food?

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Halloween is coming, so be prepared. The knock at the door, will you be scared? The pumpkin flickers, the wind howls. The baying of wolves, the hooting of owls. What will you choose? Trick or treat? When you open the door, who will you meet? A witch on a broomstick? A ghoul or ghost? A skeleton? Vampire? Which will scare you most? Pumpkin lanterns, apples in a barrel. Spooks and specters in strange apparel. Black cats in graveyards, shadows in the night. All manner of horrors to give you fright. You cannot hide, there's no escape. Watch out for me with my hat and cape. I am Halloween, be ready for my knock. My stick taps, you're in for a shock.

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Your hands can do incredible things. They can put a smile on a friend's face, turn broken into brand-new. They can turn beads into something beautiful. And now your hands can turn your idea into a reality when you build a website with GoDaddy Website Builder. Just type in your idea, select a design, connect your site to your social media, then publish your site, even from your mobile phone. Start for free at GoDaddy.

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When you've made an impossibly smooth beer like Cobra, you have to ask yourself, what else is possible? Could we make an impossibly smooth shoe? What about a pair of impossibly smooth shoes? What about an impossibly smooth shoe horn? What about an impossibly smooth flugelhorn? What about an impossibly smooth flugelhorn attached to an impossibly smooth bicycle? What about forget the whole bicycle thing and we do an impossibly smooth Cobra jet plane? The Cobra Diversification Division has been established to investigate the totally hypothetical possibility of potentially making something that theoretically isn't beer. Tell us what you'd like us to make. If we think it's got potential, we'll make a mini prototype in this 3D printer and send it to you for testing. If that works, we might turn it into a full-size working thing. Not the jet, though. We can't start making jets. T's and C's apply. To make a suggestion, comment on the Cobra Beer Facebook page. This has been a message from the CDD. Goodbye.

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Play weekly Grand Scratch-Offs from the Texas Lottery for a chance to win $500 to $5,000 every week for 20 years. It's sure to make any week grand, like Ed's masterpiece.

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Your Wii Remote becomes your wand in the world of Harry Potter, as you explore Hogwarts and solve the mystery of the Half-Blood Prince. Use it to create magical potions with Professor Slughorn, and as your broom in a soaring game of Quidditch. My turn! The all-new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince video game on Nintendo Wii. Summon the wizard within you.

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Ho ho ho! This Christmas, I want my home to be full of festive cheer inside and out! That's why I've been to Soham Nurseries Garden Centre!

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A sign can say, I'm yours. A sign can say, you're mine. A sign can say, I am here. A sign can say, I am there. A sign can say, it's time to fight. A sign can say, enough is enough. A sign can stay silent, or a sign can speak. Parker, the sign that speaks.

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The world's best-selling classical artist, Cecilia Bartoli, returns with a majestic new album of hidden treasures. At the time of Vivaldi, in a city far away from Europe, a new baroque was being created. St. Petersburg, the new album from Cecilia Bartoli. These arias of exquisite beauty were discovered by Cecilia Bartoli herself. Be part of this extraordinary journey. St. Petersburg, Cecilia Bartoli. Click here to find out more.

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This is Rock Circus, London's most successful new attraction.

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There are two kinds of men, us and them, and once a year we do battle. That's when we discovered that great men put aside their differences when they have a shared goal. Now that's greatness.

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Imagination can transform everything. A window becomes a wall of glass. A view becomes a panorama. A door becomes a talking point. Darkness becomes light. If you can imagine it.

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Pop your film in the post and get back quality film processing by Kodak. Direct to your door.

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At White Hart Lane on Saturday, September 21st, The Force and Simply The Best fight for the WBO Super Middleweight title!

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Forced food? There's only one! Burger Queen! Gets her taste buds going just thinking about it!

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Daze. At Freeways.

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Imagine being the subject of a criminal prosecution. Imagine the effect it could have on your future career, your family, your home, your freedom, even your pension. A criminal prosecution could affect all of these precious things, especially if you're in the forces. The Armed Forces Criminal Legal Aid Authority is there to help people in the forces through difficult personal and professional times. With financial support through the Armed Forces Legal Aid Scheme, with general advice on legal admin, and with finding the right legal representation. Find out how we could help by searching online for AFCLAA. That's AFCLAA.

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Welcome to this online training course. This course is designed to assist you in meeting your training requirements. It is simple, easy to use and is based on a modular approach to instruction. What this means is that the course is divided into individual modules. They are identified on the main menu screen when you begin the course.

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Le Mag, the latest word on the arts and culture, on euronews.

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This was once the focus of all creation, standing at the center of the world, and serving as the symbolic center of the Chinese universe. For 500 years, it sheltered a court dedicated to privilege and power. It was built for one man, the Son of Heaven. But it was also a palace and a prison in one, and at the best of times, and the worst of times, it was difficult to tell them apart. In the end, here was the dynasty expected to last forever, until time brought it all to a close. This is the Forbidden City. For more UN videos visit www.un.org

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While Indian leader Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru labored with the birth pangs of a new nation, an old India still survived, ruled over by the feudal princes. The princes had accepted British rule. In exchange, they kept their royal status, their wealth, and their private armies. So when the last viceroy, Lord Mountbatten, negotiated independence, the princes were not included and their future remained undecided.

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The Dopplex intraoperative probe can assist in the performance of safe surgery. Using Doppler ultrasound, the probes provide immediate evidence of success in vascular reconstructive procedures. By confirming blood flow prior to closing, time and costs of a potential re-operation can be saved. Furthermore, the risk of prolonged ischemic time is significantly reduced. The probe can also be used to locate small vessels in skin flap planning and during cosmetic procedures. The probes are sterilized using steam autoclave, ethylene oxide gas or Steris System 1 processes. The intraoperative probe can be used by the surgeon in a variety of procedures, including carotid endarterectomy, femoropopliteal bypass, abdominal aortic aneurysm, aorto-bifemoral bypass, aortoenteric bypass, identifying hepatic arteries and skin flap procedures, anterior tibial and tibia peroneal trunk, anastomosis, aortic aneurysm, external iliacs.

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Whilst the Iranian team continues their work, Karazes all over Iraqi Kurdistan continue to dry up rapidly. The Karazes seem to tell us that the groundwater situation is going to get worse in the future. The work on the Sheikh Mahmoudian Tunnel will start soon. Hopefully in 2010, this village will have a flowing Karaz again. It will be the start of a major undertaking to save the Karazes of Kurdistan.

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The 148 members of the Electoral College gathered inside the Mubarak Mosque in Rabwah, Pakistan to elect the new Khalifa. Under divine guidance, they chose one man to lead the community. These were the words of Hazrat Mirza Tahir Ahmad as he took an oath that would forever transform his life. He was no longer as other men. He was a man of God.

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Dignity. Limits. Humanity. What does it all mean? Well, 191 states are party to the Geneva Conventions, a core part of International Humanitarian Law, or IHL. These conventions, this set of rules, is designed to limit the effects of armed conflict and protect civilians, as well as wounded and captured combatants. IHL must be respected. It must remain a constant. Wherever necessary, men, women and children caught up in war should have access to neutral, independent humanitarian action. AgriVision's experts have been involved in many of Israel's fish farms. The company specializes in commercial turnkey projects for agricultural and aquacultural operations. AgriVision analyzes, designs, outlines and supervises the construction of...