RG VOICE DEMOS | Professional Voice Actor for Animation & Character

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You're going down, Molasses Pants! The rabbit taunted. Cause I'm the swiftest! To which the turtle smartly replied, Oh, go on!

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I say, are all your family clever?

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Hey, Jebediah, who are we gonna get to run our new used car operation?

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We're fast, we're sharp, we're on the go! You are out of school. Yeah, well, we take diversity seriously.

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My job was to find the source of the psychological aberration and root it out.

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Deck the halls with boughs of plastic, give me a break.

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Still haven't found the perfect Halloween costume for Trick or Treat?

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That is an absolute masterpiece.

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Oh, that makes me so happy.

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So exit! Second up all the way! Stage Mike!

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Show-off!

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The following is an actual recording.

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Rhythmic drumming, stomping feet, tribal chanting, raindrops, go to where the sound shapes the story.

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Information. Communication. Integrity. Integration. So many variables that can turn uptime into downtime.

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Find out what your options are. Visit ncdivorce.com for detailed information and download our free report, 10 Ways to Keep Divorce Lawyers from Ruining Your Life.

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...que use repuestos de CarQuest Auto Parts, la marca que usan los profesionales. ¡Estoy bien! Y mi esposo también, cuando le dejamos entrar al garaje.

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This is GSK.

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Remember when fences were shorter and neighbors were closer? When cars were long and commutes were short? When times were simpler and banks knew you by name?

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Traffic on I-40 is moving slowly, but no accidents on the Beltline. And speaking of Beltlines, that's an expanding Beltline you got, Big Guy. Are you talking to me? Lot of fast food, huh, Big Guy? Stop calling me Big Guy.

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Cats have a thing or two to say about who is worthy enough to be their owner's significant other. I speak from experience.

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And now it's Valentine's Day, and the world is celebrating the beauty of love. Suckers. I say buy yourself some new clothes, make yourself irresistible to women, attract them by the thousands so you can crush them the way she crushed you. Yeah.

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Experience the charm and mystery of Nassau. Stroll pristine beaches and swim the crystal clear waters.

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We've never considered ourselves a typical bank. Why? Well, we're the ones who call and tell you if you could save money in a different kind of account. And frankly, we like hockey just as much as golf.

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Did you press enter? I pressed enter. I've reinstalled the software, defragged the hard drive, and yes, I read the instruction manual. Oh. I even tried waving a dead cat over the computer while dancing nude at midnight during a full moon. Well, there's your problem, then.

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El cáncer de seno es el tipo más común de cáncer entre las mujeres en los Estados Unidos y solo el cáncer de pulmón lo supera como causa de muerte por cáncer entre las mujeres.

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I am Megathor. Have a nice day.

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You are reentering your conscious life with new insight that will help you get the life you always wanted. You can open your eyes now and turn off this recording.

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Please hold for the next available customer service representative.

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This is from Requiem, written by Robert A. Heinlein. As they scooted along to a stop, throwing up powdery pumice on each side, Charlie came up to the control station. "'How's our passenger?' Mac demanded. "'I'll see. But I wouldn't make any bets.' That landing stunk, Mac. Dammit, I did my best. I know you did, Skipper. Forget it!' But the passenger was alive and conscious, though bleeding from the nose, with a pink foam on his lips. He was feebly trying to get himself out of his cocoon. They helped him, working together. "'Where are the vacuum chutes?' was his first remark. "'Steady, Mr. Harriman. You can't go out there yet. We've got to give you some first aid. Get me that chute. First aid can wait.'

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This is from They Don't Make Life Like They Used To, by Alfred Bester. Linda opened a dark bottle. Like to try some wine? You better go easy, he warned. Now stop it, Jim, I'm not a drunk. Did you or didn't you get smashed last night? She capitulated. All right, I did, but only because it was my first drink in years. He was pleased by her surrender. Sure, sure, that figures. So, join me? What the hell? Why not? He grinned. Let's live a little.

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This is from Professor Tinkermeister and the Wacky Whiz-Bang Weather-Watching Wonder, written and produced by Ideas at Disney MGM Studios. Professor Nimbus Tinkermeister was a very smart man. He loved science. He invented weird machines. He had a giant laboratory in his garage. He created his strange and fun inventions there. One day he heard the weather radio blast, Tornado Watch! Hooray! shouted the professor as he raced up the stairs. Now I can try out my latest invention. He could hardly wait to climb in and start it up.

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This is taken from A Logic Named Joe by Marie Leinster. It was on the third day of August that Joe came off the assembly line, and on the fifth, Lorene came into town, and that afternoon I saved civilization. That's what I figure, anyhow. Lorene is a blonde that I was crazy about once, and crazy is the word, and Joe is a logic that I have stored away down in the cellar right now. I had to pay for him because I said I busted him, and sometimes I think about turning him on, and sometimes I think about taking an axe to him. Sooner or later I'm going to do one or the other. I kind of hope it's the axe. I could use a couple of million dollars, sure, and Joe would tell me how to get or make him. He can do plenty, but so far I've been scared to take a chance. After all, I figure I really saved civilization by turning him off.

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Beg pardon, voices are served.

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Yeah, well, lie back on the couch and tell me all about it.

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Raising exotic chickens ain't easy. Chipotles think there's something special in these honey habaneros. Sweet, but sassy.

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Hi, my name's Stanley and I'm an accountant. It's okay to laugh, everyone does.

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The only game show that takes two or more letters and asks you to guess what they mean for no reason at all!

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Here is your wine, madame. It looks delicious.

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Hey, why can't you read the manual and figure it out yourself?

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$19 million to study the effects of cow flatulence on the environment. Now that everyone is in the mood to contribute heavily and spend liberally...

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, well now, have you been a good little boy this year, or do I need to speak to your attorney?

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Merry Christmas! Bah! Humbug!

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I am schizophrenic, and we like it.

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Okay, let's see what we got in here. Yeah, Scooter, it's a box for you from Amazon. It's a big cat playsetter. And you're in the box. You're a cliché, you know that?

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Just when you thought your day couldn't get any worse, the sneezes ambush you. Your nose turns into a faucet. At this point you're contemplating moving to the desert because at least cacti don't have to deal with snot. We embrace life.

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We embrace things that endure and appreciate things that move us forward. And whether on back roads or in the city center, we feel at home. That's why it's really no wonder that so many of us in Connecticut drive a Honda.

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There once was a girl who lived not far away, and she looked out her window on a fine sunny day. But all was not sunny, at least not in her mind, for the people around her were mean and unkind.

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Some would say nature is all you need to recharge, miles away from it all. It's time for you to be a guest at the Argo Anywhere Tiny Lodge.

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Heya, you a do-it-yourselfer? Well, if so, it's time to roll up your sleeves, because Lowe's is here with unbeatable deals!

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Welcome to Inside the PGA TOUR and the BMW Championship. The penultimate event of the PGA TOUR playoffs for the FedExCup. Boom, baby!

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A workshop that was a lot of fun or highly produced, but that was based on the wrong learning objectives, will be less effective than a simpler or even disorganized workshop that was aimed at the right learning objectives.

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Examples of antimetabolites include 5-fluorouracil, kappa-citabine, 6-mercaptopurine, methotrexate, gemcitabine, citerabine, fluderabine, and pemetrexid.

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As an employee, you are obligated to report to security any suspicious behavior and all non-compliance. We need the help of each and every employee to make this a secure place to work.

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Good job! With Liana you have completed the typical situations which may occur in the different pillars. I recommend reading the manual and the situations guide so that you can practice with the final GT by clicking on the photo or access the final test.

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If there was one defining feature, this was it. The Chinese Wall has an average height of 1,000 feet and stretches for more than 20 miles. For Smoke Elser, the memories are more than just limestone walls.

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As a test dummy, I'm part of an elite group. My friends and I have tested seatbelts, airbags, we've been thrown out of airplanes and run over by automobiles...

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The Piedmont Wagon Company was Hickory's first major industry and the key to the town's growth from 1880 into the 1920s. A local historian wrote in 1911 that Hickory was cradled in a wagon bed.

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This is a demonstration of the Ultralight Folding Patient Transport, manufactured by Olympic Veterinary. It's the only transport that folds up and stores out of the way when not in use. An additional feature of this folding gurney is that you can convert it to a treatment table by just changing to a treatment top, which is an optional accessory.

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Claudio started Brunati because of his passion for board sports. His tiny board shaping workshop turned out to be the beginning of an inspiring journey.

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That land of the West is gone now. Gone. Gone with lost Atlantis. Gone to the Isle of Ghosts and of strange dead memories. Theodore Roosevelt

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When Steve Goss voted for a billion dollar tax increase, it hurt businesses, it hurt our families, it cost us jobs.

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The fact is, senior citizens lose with Paul Kanjorski. Fact. Paul Kanjorski raided the Social Security Trust Fund.

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Yes, those folks from Jackson think we'll believe anything. Those Jackson people against our Coliseum think they can tell us any lie, and we'll just believe them, lock, stock, and barrel.

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How could she say that about my Medicare? That's bad, I'll give you that. But listen to this. There was a tax warrant filed against Simic for failure to pay her state taxes. And she paid zero state income taxes in 2001, 2004, 2005...

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On behalf of the bankers here today, we would like to thank Mr. Davis for providing the 700 billion dollars of bailout funding, and we could never have afforded this caviar without it.