Pitch Perfect Commercials | Professional Voice Actor for Character

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I'm just swimming around when all of a sudden I see you fellas and I realize that you are rather large sharks. And I'm just a tiny little baitfish with no meat and very bony. So see the problem? I'm not a satisfactory meal, fellas.

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Eyes on the ridge! We've got movement on the left! Command, this is Echo One! Dammit! Hold your line! No one falls back! We hold this sector! Command, this is Echo One! Ah, fuck! Stay with me! You hear me?! Stay with me! We're gonna get through this! Command, this is Echo One! We need medevac and reinforcements now! Come on, you motherfuckers!

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Aye, pirating just ain't the same no more. Used to be you could pillage, fight sea monsters, and find buried treasure. But now, it's just all for show. So, welcome to Blackbeard's. Will you be having the fish or chicken?

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Close your eyes and imagine a backyard barbecue with friends and family. The grill is fired up, and the tantalizing scent of Sharp C's hot dogs fills the air. That's the way to do it, you know. Sharp C's. Pick up a pack today. It's hot dog season, you know.

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Human is not smart to come in my cave. I hurt human and eat you for my dinner. But first we play game called How You Want to Die. You go first.

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As the wind drives away the smoke, as the fire melts the wax, I will come before the evil one and all that serve him. I am sovereign, mighty, holy. I will prevail against all forces against me. Let my enemies perish before God, for I am the Lion.

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Well, howdy folks, and welcome to another episode of Roadkill or Dinner! Our first contestant is Jackie Bob, who ran over something last night and wants to know... Is it Roadkill or Dinner? We'll find out right after this!

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Look, you scumbag! We know you were there, and we knew you stole the diamonds. So, you can cooperate, or you might have a little... accident. Do we understand each other?

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Take that, you son of a bitch! Are you hungry? Are you tired of snacks that taste like sadness and disappointment? Well, do I have something for you. Let me show you a little Meat Thunder. The only snack made with 400% more meat than is medically advisable, handcrafted by angry cows. Forget the protein bar! Forget the tofu! This ain't a snack, it's a lifestyle, baby! Meat Thunder, the snack that bites back.

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It was the end of October. We was up in Bourbon County, the two of us, hunting wild turkeys. Had a few rifles, a little blad set up, some whiskey. Was gonna beg us some birds. Near dark the time we finally found a couple. Perched in the clearing there, puffing their feathers. I'd seen farm turkeys, tons of them. Never birds like this. Look smarter, stronger, meaner than hell. Elijah saw them too. Didn't say nothing. Just watched them. I swear to you, I think they smelled us. Or sensed us or something. Cause I'll be damned if them turkeys didn't flap their wings right then and there and take to the sky. Didn't even know turkeys could fly. Guess the wild ones can. Anyway, for long Elijah raised his rifle. Aimed. Fired. But them birds just flied on by. We watched them go up and over that pass there. Shouldered our rifles and kept on. Can't catch a wild turkey, but hell, you can try.

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Time is the rarest luxury. Some chase it. Some fear it. Some let it slip away. And then, there are the few who hold it in their hands. A Patek Philippe is not about keeping time. It's about keeping presence. The weight on your wrist. The elegance in motion. The quiet confidence of knowing you are exactly where you need to be. Meticulously crafted. Mechanically perfect. A masterpiece. Not to be worn, but to be lived.

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Suzy Q, check out my new super puff winter coat. Watch out! Uh oh! Oh no! That's no good. Watch out! Grandma ain't gonna be happy about that one. Grandma's gonna kill you. Well, I figured the coat would be cheaper than fixing our old furnace. Shoot, I even like that ball.

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There's a time for everything. A time to be important and do business things, make coffee, drink it, and smile through another Monday morning video call. A time to invest in yourself, to run, explore, so you can stay sharp and be there for the ones you love most.

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It was the end of October. We was up in Bourbon County, the two of us, hunting wild turkeys. Had a few rifles, a little blad set up, some whiskey. Was gonna beg us some birds. Near dark the time we finally found a couple. Perched in the clearing there, puffing their feathers. I'd seen farm turkeys, tons of them. Never birds like this. Look smarter, stronger, meaner than hell. Elijah saw them too. Didn't say nothing. Just watched them. I swear to you, I think they smelled us. Or sensed us or something. Cause I'll be damned if them turkeys didn't flap their wings right then and there and take to the sky. Didn't even know turkeys could fly. Guess the wild ones can. Anyway, for long Elijah raised his rifle. Aimed. Fired. But them birds just flied on by. We watched them go up and over that pass there. Shouldered our rifles and kept on. Can't catch a wild turkey, but hell, you can try.

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That should do it. Thank the heavens and a side of fries. That project is finally done. Wait, what? Where did you go? What? You were just here and now you're not. Oh, f**k!

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Why pay extra when you don't have to with IQ Fiber's 100% fiber optic internet service. We're extra, so if you don't pay extra, settle for less. Make the switch today. IQ Fiber, a smarter internet choice.

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Dad. Aw, sweetheart, thanks for zooming me. Can you walk me through this? What are you searching for? H-V-A-C. Here we go. Dad, that site says hairy vampires around Columbus. Whoa. That's a lot of hair. Dad, these are good people. You can rely on Reliant.

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Every click, every login, every transaction, it's all part of your digital footprint. And in today's world, that footprint is gold. That's why Cisco doesn't just monitor your systems. We secure them with AI-driven threat protection, real-time defense, and global response teams, 24-7. Your business moves fast. We make sure it stays protected. Cisco. Secure everything.

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Hey sweetheart, it's Danny. Daddy, I miss you so much. I miss you too, Peanut. When are you coming home? I'll be home real soon. Daddy, are you safe? I am, sweetheart. And do you know what keeps me safe? It's you. Every time I close my eyes, I see you. Every time I feel tired, I hear your voice. And every single day, I carry your love with me. I love you. I love you more, baby girl. Always. L-O-A-V-E. L-O.

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The moment your toes touch the sand, you remember what peace feels like. In the Bahamas, the air is lighter, the days last longer, and your only to-do is to be. Come breathe again, in the Bahamas.

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Okay, real talk. Your closet's not dead weight. It's currency. Those neon green thigh-high boots you swore you'd wear? Sell them. Your ex's hoodie? Yeah, gone. On Depop, you can turn those regrets into actual cash. Sell the old, shop the new. Only on Depop.

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Now we all remember that feeling when we pulled up after a long drive. There's something timeless about those stops we all remember. Like a visit to McDonald's on a Friday night. Come rediscover good times and good taste because some memories are worth smiling about. That's McDonald's.

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With BarkBack, watch every mischievous move in real time. And just when you think things couldn't get wilder, your Amazon package lands, right in the middle of the action. HD videos, instant alerts, and the ability to talk back, so your dog can hear exactly how disappointed you are. BarkBack. Because guilty faces look better in HD.

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Let's be real. If sunshine had a hometown, it would be San Diego. From surfboards to street tacos, rooftop brunch to beach bonfires, this city lives outside the lines. Where else can you meet pandas in the morning and sip craft beer under a tree by sunset? You don't just visit San Diego, you vibe with it. So go ahead, find your sunshine. Find your San Diego.

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This is more than a comeback story. It's a get back to who we are story. I get people back on the road story.

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Whoa! These are effing delicious! Becca, we're stopped in the middle of the road. There are cars flying around us. I mean, seriously. Hey, Gina! There's a truck about to rear end us. What is the strawberry goodness? Okay, I'm driving. Yum. You get your bar, I get my life back. Shut the front door! These have 100% daily value or more of 10 essential nutrients. Open the door, Becca. Seriously. Open the door, Becca. So good.

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Feeling drained, dragging your feet, lacking the energy to face the day? Introducing ZAPZONE Energy Drink. The only drink scientifically engineered to turn this into this. With ZAPZONE, you'll outrun your problems, outlift your excuses, and out-fun everyone else at karaoke. Packed with B vitamins, natural caffeine, and a zap of pure awesome, ZAPZONE isn't just an energy drink, it's a life force in a can. So, why settle for boring when you can zap your day into overdrive?

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Why collect rent? When it can collect itself. So there's no missed payments, no bank trips, no hassle. Just rent. Done right.

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Two teams. One goal. Glory. Blood. Sweat. The heart-stopping moments. Who will make history? Live this Sunday at 6 p.m.

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Oh, sweetheart, thanks for Zooming me, can you walk me through this? What are you searching for? H-V-A-C. Here we go. Dad, that site says hairy vampires around Columbus. Whoa. That's a lot of hair. Dad, these are good people. You can rely on Reliant.

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Meat Thunder, the only snack made with 400% more meat than is medically advisable. Handcrafted by angry cows. Forget the protein bars. Forget the tofu. This ain't a snack, it's a lifestyle, baby. Meat Thunder, the snack that bites back. Meat Thunder, the only snack made with 400% more meat than is medically advisable.

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How good is the Explore Trimmer? Get behind this. We shaved a 2,000-pound bull's balls with it. Introducing the Explore Series Body and Groin Trimmer with a comfort edge blade to avoid knick-knots, an ergo design with LED lighting, so you aren't missing anything down there. The Explore Series Body and Groin Trimmer.

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They placed me in a glass. A decoration. A flicker of color in a world of giants. They named me Goldie. They fed me flakes. They tapped the glass. They believed I was small. But I was never small. I was a god. Some things aren't meant to stay small. When you need to get big fast. Viagra. Rise to the occasion.

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The Suzuki Hayabusa, it'll set your pants on fire. Go ahead, straddle that 1340cc power pack.

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Some people walk in. You? You arrive. Fabletics isn't just activewear, it's your statement piece in motion. Body hugging, sweat wicking, made to move with you and move the room. You don't blend in, you lead out loud. Fabletics, made for women who don't ask permission.

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Meet your skin's new best friend, Glow Radiance, a daily serum packed with vitamins, antioxidants, and pure hydration. Watch fine lines fade and your natural glow emerge. Simple, luxurious, and made for every skin type. Discover the radiance within with Glow Radiance.

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Throughout every ride, mile, and year, we've seen many changes. The only things that remain the same, the name, and the desire to drive. QA1. Quality is in the name.

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I've explored the Smoky Mountains for years. With everything there is to do here in Sevierville now, I had to come back and check it out for myself. I just love these views. And there's a pretty famous singer from here, too. Did you know you could zipline here? Just right through those trees. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Just like that. It's really easier than you think. When you head to the Smoky Mountains, it's only natural to visit Sevierville. Your Smokies start here. ¶¶

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It was end of October. We was up in Bourbon County, the two of us, hunting wild turkeys. Had a few rifles, a little blind set up, some whiskey. Was gonna beg us some birds. Near dark the time we finally found a couple. Perched in the clearing there, puffing their feathers. I'd seen farm turkeys, tons of them. Never birds like this. Looked smarter, stronger, meaner than hell. Elijah saw them too. Didn't say nothing. Just watched them. I swear to you, I think they smelled us. Or sensed us or something. Cause I'll be damned if them turkeys didn't flap their wings right then and there and take to the sky. Didn't even know turkeys could fly. Guess the wild ones can. Anyway, for long Elijah raised his rifle. Aimed. Fired. But them birds just flied on by. We watched them go up and over that pass there. Shouldered our rifles and kept on. Can't catch a wild turkey. But hell, you can try.

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Close your eyes and imagine a backyard barbecue with friends and family. The grill is fired up, and the tantalizing scent of Sharp C's hot dogs fills the air. That's the way to do it, you know. Sharp C's. Pick up a pack today. It's hot dog season, you know.

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You want to know my earliest memories? They smell like sawdust, and coffee, and the hum of a DeWalt drill. While some girls played house, I learned how to build one. Daddy didn't just teach me how to use tools, he taught me to trust my hands, my mind. You've got this, he'd say, just let the tool do the work. I still hear that now, because some things, like love, sawdust, and Saturday mornings with Dad, well, they never really change. And thank God for that. Built with DeWalt. Built to last.

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You've been there. Done that. Seen this. Conquered that. But facing prostate cancer is a whole new ballgame. So if you've been diagnosed, arm yourself and fight like a pro with Prolaris.

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Some mornings you just don't need coffee. You need a moment that wakes your senses and kick-starts your day. Morning Brew. Rich, full flavor, brewed to perfection. Smooth aroma, bold taste. And that first sip? Pure magic. Morning Brew. Because some mornings deserve more than just coffee.

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These are the wolves of the Canadian wilderness. They were born into silence, into snow, into instinct. Wolves. Only on Animal Planet.

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Close your eyes, imagine the perfect night. Mood, electric. And in your hand, Luna Rose Wines. Luna Rose is your passport to a world of taste. Because life's too short for ordinary, indulge in the extraordinary. Luna Rose Wines. Pour the magic, sip the moment.

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Whenever you call, U.S. Rider answers. We're your trusted equestrian roadside ally. Count on us for towing, flat tire repairs, and more. Plus, access emergency veterinary, farrier, and stabling referrals to keep your horses healthy. Stay on the road and in the saddle with U.S. Rider. Visit usrider.org today and become a member.