Phil Schoen | Professional Voice Actor for Character & Promo

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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Mark Haddon The policeman looked at me for a while without speaking. Then he said, I am arresting you for assaulting a police officer. This made me feel a lot calmer, because it's what policemen say on television and in films.

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Nine Pairs of Boots, in Vietnam, by Rosie J. Williams and Stephen R. Williams. The sergeant called for another man to join him, and he told me to cover them. The adrenaline had kicked in, and I began to shake violently. They crawled out to where the Viet Cong was laying and checked him out for booby traps. He asked how many rounds I fired, but I didn't know.

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Maigret's failure, Georges Simenon Maigret hung up. He shot himself in the head, he said. I heard. Has his wife got a telephone? Yes. She gave him the number, and he dialed it at once. Allo? Madame Gaillardin? This is the maid. Is Madame Gaillardin out? She left for the Riviera two days ago with the children. Who is that? Monsieur Gaillardin? No, the police.

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Home Improvement by Scott Taranski and Joanne Miller The wise parent looks beyond a child's behavior to what's going on at a deeper level, the child's attitudes and motivations. The goal of discipline is not only to help children act correctly, but also to guide them into becoming the people God wants them to become.

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Sidestepped by Matt Dalby You and I are in an invisible struggle with very visible, real, and lasting ramifications. There's a popular notion that invisible equates to inconsequential. It's time to trash that myth like the garbage it is. What did Jesus say about the unseen part of a person? Luke 6 45 The good person, out of the good treasure of his heart, produces good.

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The old man and the sea, Ernest Hemingway. How did you sleep, old man? the boy asked. He was waking up now, although it was still hard for him to leave his sleep. Very well, Madeline, the old man said. I feel confident today. So do I, the boy said.

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Earn the Right by Patrick Youngblood With only one exception. Our family always lived in old houses that we remodeled. We moved a lot. Each time we moved, it was into a house that needed updating. Updating is a huge understatement. Most of our home projects required complete and extensive renovations. I had a friend who, when seeing the junkiest, most dilapidated house imaginable, would say, Yeah, that's something your dad would buy. And my dad would, because he had vision.

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The other day, I went to visit a friend who lives at the tail of a rainbow's end. When I arrived there, I did discover a fantastical train that was like no other.

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"'You made all of this?' Herod asked, looking again at the odd-smelling jars. "'The metal, yes. Not that much,' she frowned at the vessels on the table. "'That comes from an old herb-woman, who lives just a little south of Dazzle. Herb-infused rodent-fat or some such nonsense. But it'll heal cracked skin too long in the cold, quicker than anything. I sell it here as a favor, and it does work, just smells awful.'

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I asked the tail fairy what its plans were that day. It furnished a smile as I heard it say, I am a tail fairy and I grant many wishes from pies in the sky to edible dishes.

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Then he said, I am arresting you for assaulting a police officer. This made me feel a lot calmer because it's what policemen say on television and in films. Then he said, I strongly advise you to get into the back of the police car.

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The Queen listened. As the little man danced, he sang, Tonight, tonight, my plans I make, Tomorrow, tomorrow, the baby I take, The Queen will never win the game, For Rumpelstiltskin is my name. Rumpelstiltskin, said the Queen.

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I am such a good mountain that all those who visit take a pebble from my base to their home and exhibit. I am so proud to provide such a gift. A pebble is so small, something everyone can lift.

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9 Pairs of Boots in Vietnam by Rosie J. Williams and Stephen R. Williams The sergeant called for another man to join him, and he told me to cover them. The adrenaline had kicked in, and I began to shake violently. They crawled out to where the Viet Cong was laying and checked him out for booby traps. He asked how many rounds I fired, but I didn't know.

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Wild at Heart, John Eldredge I know some couples who have decided against having children altogether. They simply aren't willing to chance the heartache children often bring. What if they're born with a crippling disease? What if they turn their backs on us and God? What if... Yet this is the world God has made. A world that requires us to live with risk.

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sidestepped by Matt Dalby you and I are in an invisible struggle with very visible real and lasting ramifications there's a popular notion that invisible equates to inconsequential it's time to trash that myth like the garbage it is

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Solution Driven Destiny by Rich Miller Whatever crisis you're facing, there's the opportunity for you to step straight into your purpose. Just as Jacob's wrestling match altered who he was, this struggle can transform you. The invitation is before you. Will you open the right door?

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Earn the Right by Patrick Youngblood With only one exception. Our family always lived in old houses that we remodeled. We moved a lot. Each time we moved, it was into a house that needed updating. Updating is a huge understatement.

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The A-Player by Rick Crossland A-Players know and are aligned to the purpose of an organization. As an A-Player, this should be the real reason you join the organization. Business expert Roy Spence defines purpose as the organization's reason for being. It goes beyond making money and it almost always results in making more money than you ever thought possible.

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Running the Numbers, by Michael Tortorich. Most people think of a house as an asset and of owning a house as an important step to economic success. While I don't disagree with this, I urge you to take your thinking a step further. I urge you to look at all assets as income-producing or non-income-producing. A house that you live in is a non-income-producing asset. In other words, it only costs you money.

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Connected Soldiers by John Spencer Despite all that training and my eight years as an NCO, it would turn out that I still had much to learn. Case in point, the infamous gas mask run. As a brand new platoon leader, I had the ingenious idea to run my platoon of forty soldiers around the small base wearing the gas masks given to us for use in the event of a chemical attack.

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Something big is happening at Chuck Chevrolet. It's our grand opening sale, and we're celebrating with huge savings on your favorite models, like up to 12,000 off MSRP.

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DuPont Cadillac wants to make one thing clear. The best deals of the year are happening right now. Save with 2.9% financing on most new Cadillac models.

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At Brandon G. Chrysler Dodge Ram, we make it easy. Get exclusive easy lease deals all month long during the Make This The Summer event. Like a new Ram 1500 Crew Cab Night Edition. Just $339 per month.

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Morse has more. More selection. Over 3,000 vehicles. More savings. Up to $15,000 off.

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Isn't it about time you drive what you really want? Come experience the ultimate luxury at Landmark Cadillac.

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It's summer, and that means it's time for Southern Hyundai's sensational summer sale. The temperatures are high, but the best prices on our sensational selection of Hyundais are very cool.

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Tax Act Title, License, Deal, or Processing Fee offers can be combined and select models with approved credit for a limited term, at least $49.19 due at signing, 10K miles per year, 25 cents per mile, over zero security deposit.

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Would you look at all those young guns, running and playing with the kids, showing off? Hmm. As I get older, there's one thing I gotta say.

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Honestly, it's saving me from burnout.

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Listen, Ghost Cadet. This is a critical mission. Deliver this memory token to the network mainframe. The machines are already controlling the sectors, so stay alert.

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The Queen will never win the game, for Rumpelstiltskin is my name.

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Hey, Forky. I want to ask you something. What's going on between you and the knife? Nothing? Yeah, right. There's something.

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So, tell me exactly what happened on that ship, the Unstable. You say someone manipulated the navigation charts, and you were suddenly heading to the pirates' hideout?

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How was work today? What do you mean, how was work today? Same as yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that!

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Hello Arlen. What a beautiful name. Arlen. It means promise. You don't know us. You just got here. You won't understand what we're about to say. But one day Arlen. You will. You will. One day.

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, hello you. Yes, you. Look into the hole and follow me into my world.

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By the crater, Maui waited very still. He hid the lasso behind him out of view.

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Being a 12 can be tough. Your neighbors side-eye you if your 12 flag isn't raised before the 53-man roster cut down. You have to find a piece of Seahawks-branded, yet business-appropriate gear to wear every Blue Friday.

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At AGUP, you can always leave it up to us to provide quality equipment at affordable prices.

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The greatest spectacle in racing starts Friday, May 26th at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway with Miller Lite Car Day and the Steve Miller Band.

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Welcome to a new way of flying. To more destinations in Mexico. To more direct flights between the United States and Mexico.

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Motown, the Motor City. Detroit's had its time on top, and now with hard work, resilience, and people who believed and never gave up.

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Are you interested in technology and like working with computers? Or do you enjoy the design process? At Berks Technical Institute, our training will get you ready for a career in drafting technology or as an IT support specialist.

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Answering our nation's toughest challenges takes teamwork. At Siemens, we help strengthen America's security, power its cities, and care for its patients. And we're counting on leaders with the technical skills, character, courage, and fortitude it takes to triumph over any challenge. Qualities which America's military veterans have in abundance.

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Millennials are now the largest generation in the workforce and they're driving the agendas of what workplaces look like and what technology is expected. Research shows that features of modern offices, such as natural daylight, windows with views of trees and plants, and better air quality can all help employees think better, concentrate, and even perform better.

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The all-new 2019 Mazda CX-9 is a flagship vehicle unlike any we've ever built. Designed to offer comfort that goes beyond specs and functionality. Forging a strong emotional connection with our customers.

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Even on an instrument this unique, three new technologies stand out. One is the patented Sample Introduction Module, or SIM. Designed to maximize operator safety, the transport platform has no external moving parts.

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The U.S. government admits it. Over 300,000 children have fallen off the radar. No follow-ups. No accountability. They are missing. The agencies responsible for their protection? They failed. Where are these children? Who took them? How did this happen?

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Hawaii, a paradise in the Pacific, well known for its warm and welcoming people, clear skies, pure water, and a climate that seems to be favorable to every living thing. Beyond the well-known is the island's diverse flora and fauna, with its plants and animals that exist nowhere else in the world.

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In 2005, Beksinski was murdered by a 19-year-old acquaintance, reportedly because he refused to lend the teenager money. Ten years earlier, his beloved wife, Sofia, died after a long fight with an aortic aneurysm. A year later, his son committed suicide. The events from the life of many artists are often depicted in their art.

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With customer interest in eco-friendly vehicles increasing globally, more and more manufacturers are introducing EV, HEV, and PHEV models to their lineup.

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Help employees understand how they should respond when they recognize signs of mental illness or distress in themselves or their coworkers and give permission to ask for help.

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A sand filter is a two-chambered basin that's used to remove pollutants using sedimentation and filtration. The clean, treated runoff exits the filter chamber and is discharged to the storm drain or to surface waters.

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This concludes the education portion of this learning unit. You're now able to describe the evolution and benefits of synthetic turf and how systems work, and discuss case studies of synthetic turf in indoor and outdoor sports applications.

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Welcome to Wild Weekend, Frank's Furniture Style, starting 9 a.m. Friday, ending at 5 p.m. Sunday. Three days of exceptional savings on all furniture.

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It's Mattress One's biggest Labor Day sale ever with our best deal of the year. Up to $550 in savings on select Tempur-Pedic models.

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People from all over Western Ohio are coming to King's Furniture. It's for our amazing low prices on brand name furniture, mattresses, plus free delivery and setup.

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It's Mio's Furniture Fashions Anniversary Sale, and we're celebrating with savings of 20% off store-wide!

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What's the only thing better than an inventory reduction sale at Burt's Furniture? How about buy today at reduced prices with no money down and pay no interest for two full years?

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It's the absolute final days of Hamilton Park Interior's great $7 million store-closing moving sale. Our lease is expired. We must vacate the building.

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Welcome to the LifeNet Health Virtual Training Series. In this video, we'll walk you through the steps of how to recover, package, and label femoral vessels for clinical use. Please note that sterile technique and aseptic standards must be met by all regulating bodies. After you make the incision of the leg, it's highly recommended that you disarticulate the femoral head from the acetabulum. This will allow the leg to be manipulated in a way that will make your femoral vein and artery recovery much easier.

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The Revolutionary Light Adjustable Lens from RxSight is changing cataract surgery by offering you more control, customization, and confidence in your visual outcome. In traditional cataract surgery, your doctor chooses a lens prescription before your surgery without knowing exactly how the lens and your eye will work together after surgery.

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Libtio is indicated for the treatment of patients with metastatic cutaneous squamous cell carcinoma or locally advanced CSCC who are not candidates for curative surgery or curative radiation.

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Talk to your doctor about Invegatrinza, paliperidone palmitate. It's the only treatment that controls schizophrenia symptoms for three months with one dose. And with one less pill to worry about taking every day, you can start thinking more about your goals and the other things that matter in life.

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Proudly introducing the Thermoscientific Vanquish Neo UHPLC System, the next generation all-in-one Nano, Capillary, and Microflow LC System, and the latest addition to our collection of award-winning Thermoscientific Vanquish HPLC and UHPLC systems.

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Combat veteran and Green Beret, Pat Harrigan is ready to lead. Harrigan isn't a politician, he's a leader who understands sacrifice.

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We lose hundreds of kids to drugs every week. It's a national crisis most in DC want to ignore. And while Democrats attempt to legalize everything, Andy Biggs is fighting to keep drugs off our streets and away from our children.

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Democrats in Congress aren't just advocating for green energy, they're cashing in on it. Millions in personal investments in the same companies they're propping up with your tax dollars. Their Green New Deal, they take the green, you deal with the bill.

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We believe in hard work, grit, and determination, and that the economy should be driven by the bottom up, not the top down from Washington. From our family farms to our shops on Main Street, we are the fabric of America.

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In Joe Biden's America, our freedom and safety are not guaranteed. Our borders are wide open, crime runs rampant, and drugs flood our streets, and Chuck Schumer could target your right to self-defense.

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An honest public servant who puts North Dakota first. He answered the people's call to defend our way of life and stood firm. Kevin Kramer is the right choice for North Dakota.

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Nick Saban makes history, winning his seventh national championship as Alabama crushes Ohio State. See all the highlights from the big game tonight on CBS Sports.

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Whether ferocious and fierce, or cute and cuddly, people and critters alike show they have what it takes to survive and thrive when the going gets tough.

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See the wildest, craziest, and most unbelievable goal celebrations of 2020. The best goal celebrations in 2020. Presented by The Home Depot, Sunday at 4 p.m. Eastern on FS1.

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Torn between the mighty empire that raised him and his own tribal people, a Roman officer's conflicted allegiances lead to an epic historic clash. Barbarians, stream now on Netflix.

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Pat Sajak and Vanna White are back with Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, series premiere, Thursday, January 7th, 8, 7 Central, on ABC.

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The following program is rated TVMA and is intended for mostly mature audiences. This program is uncensored and contains pretty ridiculous content. Viewer discretion, well, is advised.

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A family feud escalates to violence and John pursues Eugene Palmer in pursuit with John Walsh, Thursday at 9 on Investigation Discovery.

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Tacoma FD, tonight at 10, 9 central, on TruTV.