Lynn Norris | Professional Voice Actor for Commercial & Animation

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Peter picked a pack of pickled peckers. Um, peppers. Help Peter out. Hashtag TrojanMan to learn more.

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Kleenex is good for snot-nosed kids and snot-nosed husbands.

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My music on demand. I'm a Spotify girl. What about you?

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The all-new Honda Civic, America's favorite new car for over 20 years.

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Stand up against sexual harassment. Follow us on Twitter at atwomenrising.

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Your new website from start to finish in under an hour. iPage. Visit iPage.com for details.

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Smear enough, drink responsibly, but tell him the vodka is why you're making that face.

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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in packs of three. Just 99 cents at CVS.

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Oh, the ferret peed on the sheets again. Looks like it's tide time.

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What is she doing? Is that real food? And a smile? I'm so glad you booked Virgin Atlantic.

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The National Zoo, because sometimes you just need to stroke a llama.

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Why pay more for a pat-down from the TSA? Amtrak. It's easy.

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God love her, but Dawn's brain is like Larry Bird's back in 88, a complete spaz. Irregardless, I had to throw back like five peppermint schnapps while I was waiting for Amber and Sheila to grace us with their presences.

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Tommy has proposed to me again. Last night, in the music room. Well, I didn't dare to make the slightest repartee. If I had, it would have stopped the music at once. And musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want you to be perfectly dumb at the very moment you're longing to be perfectly deaf.

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Why, I don't hate Ben. He's just an ugly and obnoxious rattlesnake of a cuss is all. I don't even think he's that ugly. Fact of the matter is, he's kind of cute in his own stupid way. You might even say I blow on my word, but I'm kind of sweet on him. Why, I love the varmint!

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You give up so easily. You don't get validation, you walk away. That's the problem with your generation really. You're overindulged by your parents and you're spoiled and impatient. You want people to pity you. It's childish.

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So here's how it works. I get a little closer, ask a couple dull questions, and act thoroughly amazed by his answers. Pretty soon the bloke's turning to get me a coldie, and I'm lifting his wallet right out of his pocket.

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Being a teen means expressing woes, displeasure and suffering. These are effectively communicated with dramatic flair. Turn on the tears, fan your eyes, come back sobs before completely collapsing in your hands. This will totally freak out the lads.

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Nadia, listen to me. Take a deep breath. I will teach you to use your fear. I trust you and I trust myself. I will help you climb. We will do it together, I promise.

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I decided to be a rock cat because this girl in Massapequa, Loella Hiner, had actually gotten out and made it in New York City. And she was a rock cat. Well, she came home on Christmas to visit and they gave her a parade. A goddamn parade!

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I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex. We like to stomp around and roar. It's our favorite thing to do. ROAR!

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Ugh! That is the ugliest sign I've ever seen! Trees! Rivers! Nature! What good is it all? The trees are all jumbled up, not in straight lines. The river's all twisty! There's no order! It's messy!

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No, wait a minute. Maybe all she needs is a little encouragement. Come on, little birdie. Come on. Girl, you can do it. Yay!

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Oh, hi, Hunky Nick Mallory. I, like, totally don't hate your bike helmet. Is it Auburn? It's completely swish. Just an FYI, biking doesn't totally make me gag, so... If you ever want to go, I can either ride your handlebars or just run along next to you. Whatevs.

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Listen, hon. I've heard just about every version of this here tale of woe. And what y'all have in common is that you're surprised when your woman up and leaves. Darling, look at ya. With all that scruff, it's a wonder she didn't leave you sooner.

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Oh my god, that's the best thing I've seen all day! Seriously, you were all like, I'm gonna smash your sandcastle! And now you're all like, Dirt is a part of my nutritious breakfast!

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The stairs, Odette. The stairs are a disgrace. I have guests tomorrow afternoon, and I want my building looking worthy. Top to bottom. And if you understand, why are you entering your room?

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It's Pirates, Kingpins, and Crabs! A tropical extravaganza of bowling on the high seas! With crabs! What do you think, huh? I've been up for eight hours straight building the treasure chest, sewing the flags, and painting the pirate ship. Huh. How long have I been talking to myself?

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Lemon Pledge, or try one of our other scents. Because let's be honest, Grandma kind of smells.

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PS4 The Last of Us Bundle. Only $3.49. Now for a limited time at Best Buy.

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Sasquatch legs. Come on, ladies, we've all been there, right? Not enough sleep? Long days at the office. It's hard not to let things go sometimes. Thankfully, I've got my Remington Glide rechargeable electric shaver, which means my husband no longer curls up on his side of the bed in fear of the night yeti.

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The all-new Ghibli from Maserati. Excellence at your command.

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Decapitation. It's not pretty, but the weeds deserve it. That's why I go to Lowe's. They have all the garden gear I need at the best prices in town. Okay, dandelions. Time to die.

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So, Facebook Created Live. It's a feature that lets you share your most important moments with your friends. Like the day you graduated, the day she said yes, and, um, hours and hours of interactive food porn. Oh, and some duck face, too. Yay. Facebook Live. Share you.

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When the framers of the U.S. Constitution created a new government for their untried republic, they realized the critical need for a respected monetary system. Up to that point, currency in the U.S. included a mix of foreign and colonial currency, livestock, and produce. Soon after the Constitution's ratification, Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton personally prepared plans for a national mint.

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Delta Airlines intends to ensure that your air travel experience will encompass, to the best of our abilities, the most comprehensive customer service possible. We have outlined our responsibilities and how we will fulfill them in 12 key points, known as our Customer Commitment.

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Focusing on energy, chemistry, water, and waste, at Nike we go deep into the supply chain to understand our impacts and identify strategies to use less, use better, and use again. We are not only transforming what products we make, but also how we make them through new technology and sustainable labor innovation. We are delivering performance products with contract factories that invest in placing highly skilled, engaged, and valued workers at the center.

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In 2016, the Greater Boston Chamber of Commerce welcomed City Awake as the Civic Innovation Lab of the Chamber. City Awake's mission is to establish Boston as the best place for social innovation by convening leaders to solve the toughest problems facing our region, hosting public events to build community across different issues and different sectors, and celebrating Boston as the best city to start a non-profit and social enterprise.

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You selected turn left. The correct answer was come to a complete stop. Remember, a stop sign is an indication that you should come to a complete stop before taking any other action. Failure to do so could result in a citation or worse, an accident. Let's see how you would react in the next scenario.

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How hard do you rock? Well, pretty hard, because you are now working at Tesla, and we don't hire people who don't absolutely freaking rock. Okay, rock star, time to see if you've been paying attention. You just completed two hours of fairly mind-numbing orientation, right? We try to make it as fun as possible, and it beats going to the dentist… maybe. But if you complete this short quiz, you're outta here. Ready?

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Compliance with IT security procedures is not optional. At Dell, we take pride in having an IT security protocol that is comprehensive but also easy to understand. In the following module, you will learn about access restrictions and why they must be adhered to, personal device security for BYOD devices, how to spot an IT security risk, and what to do when an IT security risk is discovered. Click the next arrow to continue.

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So what does that mean? A biopsy? Do you think it could be cancer? This sounds scary. Can you tell me more about the procedure? Ashley wants more information about the biopsy procedure. What should you tell her in this situation? Select the correct answer from the choices below.

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Welcome to Level 6 of the University of Iowa Distance Learning English Series, Understanding Advanced Grammatical Concepts. This level will take approximately three hours to complete and will count for six points toward your distance learning credit.

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Having to constantly remove your foot from your mouth in public situations? Tired of shoe breath? Welcome to Toastmasters. Check out this short video to learn how we can help untie that tongue of yours.

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This is a beady-eyed llama. Sort of looks like a furry comic book villain, doesn't he? Fortunately, he's not evil, other than the occasional spitting episode. But our four-legged friend does have a problem. You see, this llama belongs to Carl, who was sold the llama farm by a company that promised him it was the next big thing. Now, Carl has lost all his money, and he was worried he would have to sell his llamas. Good thing Carl found Lending Tree. Lending Tree will help Carl get back on his feet, which means he can keep the farm and his drooling buddy here. Aw, look how close they are.

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There's water, and then there's San Pellegrino. See the bubbles floating across your screen? Tap them to learn what makes our water the purest of them all.

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Meet Cynthia. Cynthia is laying comfortably on top of her sheets at this lovely Hilton property. She has just ordered room service, is enjoying a chocolate from the turndown service, and is running a bath to soak in later. That guy under the sheets next to her, that's Michael, her husband. Michael is curled up like an Eskimo because Cynthia likes the temperature in the room set to 65. We can't help Michael, but if you click the links below we can show you other ways you can customize your Hilton stay.

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While we may not want to admit it, compliance creates value. Its measures go beyond the technical intricacies of esoteric contingent claims analysis, copula functions, and risk mapping algorithms that contribute to financial valuation.

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Hi everyone, and welcome to Finding Financial Freedom by 40. Our show is dedicated to providing you the confidence and knowledge to achieve full financial freedom by age 40. Today's guest is David Gibbons, author of The Next Great Financial Badass, and he's here to talk about the ever-expanding world of financial freedom.

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While following along in your manual, you will use this audio guide to estimate the size of the nest egg that you will need to accumulate to live comfortably during retirement. So first consider these questions. Are you paying off a mortgage? Do you or your spouse have a pension plan?

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Observe Julie and Melvin. Julie seeks the professional management capabilities of a mutual fund manager. Melvin is a mutual fund manager. However, his funds often come with fees as high as 1.3% of assets that, as we have seen, can lead to dramatically lower returns over the long term.

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Let's first run through the capabilities of an iBOR system. Later on, we'll get into the tools to manage your data quality. Number one, transaction processing. Number two, reference data maintenance. Number three, reporting.

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Welcome to Module 3 of Cedars-Sinai OSHA Compliance for Nursing Staff. In this module, we will explore OSHA policies regarding handling of electronic health records, or EHRs, patient privacy rights, EHR portability and associated protocols, penalties for non-compliance. Please click the next arrow to continue.

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Learning that you have advanced cancer may make you feel lost and afraid, but knowing what to expect can enable you to get the support and care you need so you can have the very best quality of life possible. At Cancer.org, we'll answer your questions about cancer and offer suggestions to help you talk about it with your health care team and with people close to you.

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Mr. Carter, it's good to see you again. And you're walking. Yes, I'm feeling like my old self again. Well, that's excellent news. The surgery was a complete success, and the blood flow has been restored to your legs. You should have full mobility again soon. Great, but what I'd really like is a cheeseburger. Right? But you have to be careful, Mr. Carter. You had almost 100% arterial blockage. We're going to have to talk about modifying your diet a bit.

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At Novartis, we believe innovation that produces breakthrough medicines and products will be more important than ever in the healthcare industry in the coming years. Our product pipeline is fed by a research and development approach that uses the latest science to advance the most promising projects.

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Genentech's goal is to improve the health and well-being of low-income children and families across the Bay Area through the pediatric health care system and the community settings that support it. To do that, we are funding organizations that together are creating an interdisciplinary approach to preventing and treating childhood adversity, including our newest initiative, the Resilient Beginnings Collaborative.

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Histone deacetylases are a class of enzymes deacetylating the acetyl group from N-acetyl-lysine amino acid from a histone, which lead to the tight wrapping of DNA. HDACs play a key role in the homeostasis maintenances of histone acetylation euchromatin and heterochromatin in living systems.

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Over 100 years ago, Italian merchants were looking for ways to brew coffee faster than the typical five minutes per cup. A steam coffee machine was unveiled during the 1896 World's Fair, and it's said that it brewed 3,000 cups per hour.

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Thanks for visiting the School of Visual Arts' interactive website. To begin your virtual tour, you can click on any of the options on our navigation bar above, or tap on one of the location tabs on the screen.

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Welcome to Coursera's online Introduction to Psychology. To complete this course, you must achieve an overall score of 80% or higher.

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Amelia's marriage to George Putnam was just as unique and unconventional as the rest of her life. On the day of the wedding, she hand-delivered the following note to Putnam, I want you to understand I shall not hold you to any medieval code of faithfulness to me, nor shall I consider myself bound to you similarly.

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Welcome to your escape from the everyday. This memorable getaway from the 9 to 5 is at your service. We invite you to treat yourself to the healing properties of the spa, dine on our inventive fare, or simply unwind.

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To help relieve pain and restore mobility to knee joints, many patients choose knee replacement surgery, or arthroplasty. A surgeon replaces damaged bone and cartilage with an artificial joint made of metal alloys and high-grade plastics.

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Anger management, time management problems, anxiety issues, procrastination, low self-esteem. These are some of the primary symptoms of adult ADHD, and you can take control. Talk to your doctor about Viscence.

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I'm walking funny, but smiling. Unusual? Nope. Thanks Cialis.

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One common, non-invasive treatment for winter blues, known as SAD, is to use a light therapy box which mimics natural outdoor light and may help people recalibrate their body clocks and relieve symptoms of SAD. In Sweden, which has long stretches of winter darkness, officials have brought light therapy to their citizens by converting some bus stops into UV light therapy boxes.

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When mom was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I felt panic, sadness, helplessness, then relief when her doctor told us about Aricept.

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Humira is a prescription medicine used alone, with methotrexate, or with certain other medicines to reduce the signs and symptoms of moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis in adults.

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Use caution when driving or operating machinery until you know how Malbarix affects you. Decrease the amount of alcohol you drink while taking Malbarix until you know if Malbarix affects your ability to tolerate alcohol.

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All across America, women are rising up against sexual harassment and sexual abuse. Stop the violence! Stop the rape! Join us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at hashtag MeToo and tell your story. Every woman has a story. Together, we have the power.

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The President of the United States is a maniac who wants to publicly compare the size of his button with Kim Jong-un. But it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his. He has trampled on the rights of minorities, Muslims, and set out to use his office to destroy the environment and enrich his corporate donors and himself. Coal is coming back, clean coal. Donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center today and help us fight against Donald Trump.

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They say it's harmless, that it's not a gateway drug, that we need to lighten up and let people have fun. This is Kelly, my little girl. And this is her gravestone. She had her first joint at 13, and by 16, heroin had taken her life.

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Hillary Clinton comes with more baggage than a 747. In a year when Republicans have nominated the most unqualified presidential candidate in history, can we afford to take a chance on a nominee most Americans say they don't like? Listen up, Puerto Rico. This year, your vote matters. And it's time to vote for real change. Vote Bernie Sanders for president. I'm Bernie Sanders and I approve this message.

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Dean Heller promised not to vote to cut your health care. He swore that he would defend the Affordable Care Act from his fellow Republicans and their greedy insurance industry donors. Dean Heller lied. Now it's time to show Dean Heller what happens to liars in Nevada. Paid for by Jackie Rosen for U.S. Senate.

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New Jersey often gets a bad rap. High taxes, the Sopranos, the Jersey Shore. But if you're willing to look past all of that, you can find some true gems for a price. In less than 35 minutes from downtown Manhattan, this beautiful oasis is designed with the urban buyer in mind who seeks a refuge from urban living without a three-hour commute. The intrinsic value of the land, the property, the provenance adds up to a very compelling story.

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This is a 25,000 sq. ft. French Manor home with Corinthian stone exterior on 4.5 acres of private wooded land. Inspired by the Palace of Versailles, the family spent many months visiting and studying the palace in order to design and build this beautiful estate. Entering the Grand Foyer, you open onto a double-ceiling height Grand Hall with a Swarovski crystal chandelier. On one side is the sitting or piano room, and the other is the spacious office or library.

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The safe house was designed to be just that, both architecturally and functionally. One of the things that has taken over the security industry is technology. These homes can now be made so smart that the house can neutralize problems and tell you about it after. This safe house has a perimeter detection system. The moment someone enters the property, lights turn on, lines shut, cameras engage, and two-way voice allows for a conversation with any intruder. Should someone gain access to the property, penetration is thwarted by ballistic locks and bomb-proof doors. Now we enter the safe core of the home that features biometric-controlled security locks and a video surveillance that allows for the tactical deployment of a fog that is benign but completely hinders an intruder's visibility.

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This multi-purpose space is perfect for work or leisure and provides a sense of calmness and intimacy for its size. It is just a short jaunt to the formal dining area, which features a fully stocked butler pantry. The cabinets are 19th century and salvaged from an antique store in Lexington, Kentucky. Their weighted glass doors can be raised to the ceilings for easy access to the shelves. Moving through the formal dining room, a short hallway connects to the kitchen and family living quarters. The family living room with stunning natural light is comfortable and cozy. The floors are stressed oak and exposed beams mirror the rustic ambiance of the family room, where you find a variety of seating arrangements allowing for guests to lounge as they please.

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The floodwaters were rising faster than anyone expected. The Houston Sheriff's Department had prepared for 15 to 20 inches of rain, but Hurricane Harvey had now dumped over 30 inches, and forecasters warned another 20 were on the way.

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On September 20th, 1973, women's tennis star Billie Jean King faced off against Bobby Riggs in an exhibition match dubbed the Battle of the Sexes. That's what it's all about and it is going to be the Battle of the Sexes. The 55-year-old Riggs, a former Wimbledon champion, believed he could still beat any woman player. The male is king, the male is supreme. I've said it over and over again. I still feel that way. And after much prodding, King eventually took him up on the challenge.

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It's now or never for the final three. I'm cooking prawn patio which translates through to hot and sour prawns. It's like a Tom Yum. With the gallery of onlookers watching their every move and one of the world's most celebrated and mercurial chefs hovering around their workstations. This is what it's all about. It's fantastic. Pressure is on.

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Nine hours in, and newlyweds Micah and Kyle were bored. Bangkok was still a couple of hours away. After a few more gin and tonics, Kyle persuaded Micah to join him in the economy class lavatory, where he promised to rock her world and make them both members of the Mile High Club. Unfortunately, the door didn't take kindly to all that rockin'. And three hours later, after a Thai Airways engineer finally took the hinges off, the two lovebirds found themselves spending the first day of their honeymoon trying to convince the police not to lock them in another small room.

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At seven years old, the doctors had warned Bradley's mother that her son had disturbing personality traits. Cruelty to animals is not a trait often seen in young children. Now, as detectives questioned Jolene Mormont about Bradley's three missing companions, she had a sinking feeling that her son had done something unspeakable.