Keith | Professional Voice Actor for Animation & Video Games

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It's not possible, Professor! I was away for only a moment! He couldn't have escaped! I'll gather the weapons. I'll find him. He can't have gotten far.

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Whoa! You got a real case of bad breath, hombre! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Repulsive, even. Gotta go!

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There's something very strange about you. Curiously, I like people with a je ne sais quoi quality. Um, that's Francois for you Klingons.

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Someone left a Bunsen burner on and evaporated the lithium complex, causing the coolest explosion ever!

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There's nothing I can do about what happened in 1916. They had more men, more guns, it was a slaughter. Mark my words, if I could change what happened, I would.

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We were once the mightiest empire in the land, now we're weak and divided. Save yourself from the wreckage of this cataclysm.

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Right, now listen carefully. When I say grenade, pull the pin out of the grenade and lob it over there.

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What's your point?

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I love candy! My mom won't let me have any, so I beat her with my Bowflex!

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Falcon 1, come in! Over! Hail Mary Zebra in need of assistance!

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I suffered for 22 years in the most depraved gulags of Siberia. I live only for revenge.

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Tell me, when you undertook this perilous journey, did you foresee your demise? I did. I knew your arrogance would be your undoing. You found me, but no one will ever know! Hahahaha!

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What are you talking? Sure, it might seem easy, but all these people, they got lives, they got dreams, they got desires, and my job is to let them keep them, but not achieve them, huh? Nah, easier said than done.

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Oh boy you guys, my d-d-d-d-dad says us bears gotta get plenty of rest. I-I think he called it, uh, High Bear Nation, and after we get all the honey we want. Oh, goodnight.

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Oh, bejazzus bio, you tracked me down to be stealing me pot o' gold, hmm? That's a little cliche for this day and age. Leprechauns got with the times, me lad. We're all crypto now. Got quite the portfolio.

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Sergeant, take a squad and try to outflank them over there. Oh look! Sergeant! Davis! Dig in and hold the line! It's our fight to win!

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If my calculations are correct, which of course they are, the horror plantations will collide with the crashio core differential, resulting in certain destruction! But first lunch. Pity anyone.

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Mom! How can I be expected to wow my friends when they come for the philatelist club meeting and secure my nomination as club president if you're serving bologna and cottage cheese finger sandwiches? That is so last month. It's like you want me to fail.

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James only stared. He could feel the exhaustion, the poison in his veins, waiting to rush back to claim him. He was desperate to get to Cordelia before he collapsed. Get out of my way, he snarled, his voice rasping out of his dry throat. Belial chuckled. Resist the devil and he will flee from you. It's a nice thought, isn't it? From the book of James, too. He leaned toward James, and James could smell the burnt chalk scent of him. I see that you begin to understand a fraction of the power you could have if you embraced your true heritage, he whispered. The blood you share with me is far more powerful than the blood you share with Raziel. What power do you think you will have if you remain what you are now? Let me be, James said hoarsely. I won't let you. Enough, Belial roared. You think I would allow you to let this body die? You have no choice, you. Belial's left arm jerked backward. James' eyes widened as Cortana flew from Belial's hand, ripping free of his clawed fingers. Belial cried out, twisting around to see what James himself had only just seen. Cordelia, standing behind them, her gear shredded from the knees down. Cortana flew to her like a bird. She reached out for her blade, and it thumped home against her bloody palm. It's very rude to take someone else's sword without asking, she said. Belial's eyes narrowed. He raised his hand, and the ground under Cordelia's feet began to crack open. She sprang toward Belial, driving Cortana into the demon's chest in a single, smooth motion. Belial roared in agony. Blood spilled from the wound, the color of dark rubies, a shimmering red-black. Fools, Belial hissed. You have no idea what you've done.

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Twyla was raw. The waitress arrived and chirped, are you folk ready to order? Twyla jumped in. I'll have a fill up on this and some wheat toast, dry, no jelly. Roy put his menu down, side, and ready to give his order. Before you tell me, what color eyes do you have? The waitress, confused, said, hazel? Roy continued, did you get them from your mama or your papa? Daddy, I believe. Roy, real quiet, says, would you thank him for the rest of the world? The waitress clucked, he's dead, April. Twyla thought about this. What will a man do to get buckwheat pancakes and a pineapple milkshake for breakfast? I'm on the planet Zoom.

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We found a table for two in the lobby near the piano. The pianist, dressed in a dark suit, was playing Broadway show tunes. And I said to Sarah, I'm not having an authentic Cuban experience yet. You will when we're trying to outrun the police. You'd think she'd served in combat, where we made jokes about death every day. A disinterested waitress came to our table and we ordered brandies. Sarah asked, did you enjoy the evening? I enjoyed being with you. She smiled, you're an easy pickup, I'm following your script. I changed the subject and said, Antonio is an asshole. You're giving him some competition, definitely a bit sassy. Maybe I bring that out in women. I advised her, be careful of him. I know that. And I assume Carlos briefed you about the Chavatos, the police informants? He did. Cuba looks deceptively like any Caribbean tropical paradise. And the police state is not always apparent. So some people let their guard down. I hear you. We checked our cell phones, but we had no service. Though we exchanged phone numbers in case Verizon put a cell tower on the roof this week. I'll send you the photos of us in front of the Buick. She smiled. I said, good question about the beach. Thank you. What was that about Desnudo and Playa? She smiled again. So you recognize important words in Spanish? She translated. He said there was a nude beach in Mayabec for foreigners only. But he would be allowed to go as my private guide. She added, he has a car, pig. I hope you're not the jealous type. I didn't think I was, but I had my moment. More to the point, when Sarah and I went missing, Antonio would report the beach conversation to the police, which would hopefully lead them on a wild goose chase.

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Have you found a date to the wedding yet?" his mother said, interrupting his reverie. Um, no, he replied, to stall for time, but I'm working on it. I hung out with Riley Stone the other night, you remember him? Your old quarterback, she nodded, heard about him? Been divorced all this time and acts like dating is his job. Anybody can pin him down, at least that's what the church ladies say. You'd think that he was a blue-ribboned cow the way they carry on. He snerked a laugh, finishing his decaf coffee. Yeah, pretty much. Anyway, he said he might help me find someone. Okay, he'd more caution than offered help, but at least it showed effort. Does he even know any nice women? His mother asked, her eyebrow arched with skepticism, because, oh, hi, Janine. Aiden looked up to see Deb there, smiling broadly at his mother. His mother gave her a small smile. Hi, Deb, his mother said as warmly as he'd ever heard her. He remembered Deb from the after-church get-together at the diner, and remembered Riley's comments about her. She wants to get remarried, she's into you. We talked about coming here for dinner on Thursdays, his mother said, and Aiden had a sneaking suspicion that there was a reason she'd lingered so long. I didn't realize you ate so late. I like to treat myself from time to time, Deb said, sending Aiden a coy smile. I didn't know the two of you were going to be here. How nice. Did you want to join us? His mother asked, and he panicked. He quickly cleared his throat. I actually just asked for the check, he said, and his mother scowled at him. Sorry, Deb, I have a thing I have to do tonight, and I need to run mom home first, so... Her face fell for a second, and then her bright smile came out in full force. No problem. Maybe we can have dinner some other time? She winked. Was the wink to let him know she was joking? Oh God, he hoped that was the case. Oh, but that reminds me, Riley said that you wanted to come to my football party. His mother's gaze shot to him, and she raised an eyebrow. If that's all right, he asked. I didn't mean to invite myself. I just thought... No, I'd love to have you, Deb said. You've been in town all this time, and you haven't really gotten out much. I mean, that was understandable with your father and all. I was so sorry for your loss. His mother flinched slightly. Another year, the loss was still a tender spot, but she was also looking at him expectantly, her gaze flitting from him to Deb, and then back, her intent clear. Oh God, this was uncomfortable.

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He was an exquisite little man, adorned in sartorial splendor. He was sitting on the hedgerow bank with his legs crossed. His features were perfect. He wore a royal blue suit and matching hat. Gleaming gold buttons lined his jacket and equally resplendent gold buckles were embalmed on his belt and shoes. Eddie O'Brien and his young son, Leo, were on a mission for kindling firewood. A fire in their home was needed for not only heat, but to cook the evening dinner. They were walking along the hedgerow banks where wild strawberries presented a tasty temptation for the young Leo. As his father continued to gather the kindling, Leo became distracted by the delectably appetizing strawberries and began to sample a few. In an era during which common dinner fare could be boiled nettles and potatoes, strawberries offered a tasty treat for a young boy. As young Leo began to gorge on the ripe strawberries, he failed to notice a small man sitting on the grassy bank with his legs crossed. He observed Leo placing the strawberries into his eager maw, and at some point Leo noticed a small man on the bank. The wee man greeted Leo with a pleasant, Hello. To which Leo replied, How are you? In return. What might you be doing, young lad? The man queried. Leo answered sheepishly, Eating strawberries? His cheeks grew red to match the color of the strawberries, and after devouring another his gaze returned to the bank, but in that instant the little man was gone.

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Nadir stumbled down the stairs, waking his mom, who was slack-mouthed on the couch. His mother said, how did, how long have you been here? Nadir said, I spent the night. She froze, and then started rubbing her knuckles. Dear, well, when you didn't come for dinner, I was worried. I made a couple of calls. Mom, who did you call? Your boss? No, not Garvey. I was worried. Don't look at me like that. He was worried, too.

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Cormac once again turned to Sergeant Neely, the only member of the Dingle Gardee he'd allowed to remain with him on the small, curved beach. Although she was no doubt used to being the one in charge, she was giving Cormac room, letting him do his thing. Not that she had much choice, but Cormac was grateful she wasn't sending out any territorial vibes, or Cormac would be forced to pull rank. The guards back in Killarney sometimes called Cormac Napoleon behind his back. And he didn't need that business starting up here. The rest of the guards were gathered in the car park, along the road, and perched atop the cliff. I want to go over it again. This time, DS Neely heard him, and her head popped up. She was somewhere in her 60s, if he had to guess. But she was well preserved, with a lean, strong body. Right so, if she was sick and tired of repeating herself, she had the decency not to show it. Repetition helped Cormac think. Johnny O'Reilly, 69 years of age, wealthy racehorse owner. The O'Reillys have a massive estate and horse barns just outside of town. Ever hear of Ruby? DS Neely was looking at Cormac as if the answer should be a resounding yes. Ruby slippers, he quipped. Neely frowned. What's that now? Click my heels three times? He attempted a smile. No place like home? Neely shook her head, a look of exasperation stamped on her face. She was a beauty of a racehorse, so she was. Ruby was the O'Reilly's pride and joy, their first million pound purse winner. Cormac tried to feign interest. It was obvious the sergeant expected him to be impressed. Her sire was named Last Dance. Now she had his attention. Is that so? He glanced at the message written in stone and waited for her to offer more. She did not. Let me guess, another million euro purse winner? She shook her head. You really don't know? The tone of her voice was clear. He was an eejit.

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Sherlock Holmes struck his hand against his knee with an impatient gesture. "'If only I had been there!' he cried. "'It is evidently a case of extraordinary interest, and one which presented immense opportunities to the scientific expert. That gravel page upon which I might have read, so much has been long ere this smudged by the rain and defaced by the clogs of curious peasants. "'Oh, Dr. Mortimer, Dr. Mortimer, to think that you should not have called me in! You have indeed much to answer for.' "'I would not call you in, Mr. Holmes, without disclosing these facts to the world, and I have already given my reasons for not wishing to do so. Besides—besides—' "'Why do you hesitate? There is a realm in which the most acute and most experienced of detectives is helpless. You mean that the thing is supernatural?' "'I did not positively say so.' "'No, but you evidently think it. Since the tragedy, Mr. Holmes, there have come to my ear several incidents which are hard to reconcile with the settled order of nature. For example, I find that before the terrible event occurred, several people had seen a creature upon the moor which corresponds with this Baskerville demon, and which could not possibly be any animal known to science. They all agreed that it was a huge creature, luminous, ghastly, and spectral. I have cross-examined these men, one of them a hard-headed countryman, one a farrier, and one a moorland farmer, who all tell the same story of this dreadful apparition, exactly corresponding to the hellhound of the legend. I assure you that there is a reign of terror in the district, and that it is a hardy man who will cross the moor at night.'

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It wasn't until I was 11 or 12 that I found out that I colored the world each day. I guessed my parents or grandparents did it in the morning before I got up. One day, I woke up early and out my window everything was sort of black and white. No, not black and white, sort of gray. I stood there and made colors come to stuff, the houses and the trees. Now, when I get up and go to the bathroom, if I go back to bed and my wife goes to the bathroom and comes back and we kiss, there is trouble. When we come down to the kitchen and feed our boys, they're suspicious. They have even asked questions like, why are you guys so pink? I tell them to eat their cereal. They'll get it soon enough.

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What made Dave so special? He came at a time when my dad needed him. We were a struggling family, and my dad's career really wasn't moving forward the way he wanted. Along came Dave, and changed the career trajectory and life of the O'Brien family. Leo O'Brien had been a successful steeplechase jockey in the United States for 12 years, and had carved out a specific niche at the racetracks of New York for being a master horseman, capable of correcting and convincing misunderstood horses to mend their ways during training and perform to their ability. Horses such as Honest Pleasure. In 1975, Honest Pleasure was champion two-year-old. He entered the Kentucky Derby of 1976 as one of the favorites. He was beaten in the derby and emerged from the race speed crazy. None of the exercise riders in the morning could control Honest Pleasure's speed, and he began to run off every morning. In his next start, the Preakness, he set a torrid pace with bold forbs until tiring and finishing poorly. Honest Pleasure's trainer, Leroy Jolly, sought the expertise of Leo O'Brien. Every morning, Leo was given the leg up on Honest Pleasure to teach him to relax and conserve his fantastic speed. Leo was able to settle the headstrong horse with gentle strength that he translated through his hands to the reins and into the bit in the horse's mouth. Initially, Honest Pleasure resisted, but gradually he learned to settle. When it came time to breeze in preparation for his upcoming race, Leo kept him at an easy pace that reinforced the notion of conserving the horse's strength for the end of the race. The work of Leo with Honest Pleasure produced great dividends when he captured the historic Midsummer Derby in Saratoga, the Travers Stakes. The owners, Mr. and Mrs. Bertram R. Firestone, were so elated with the result they asked Leo to continue to exercise him in the mornings in preparation for the fall championship races that included the Marlborough Cup and the Jockey Club Gold Cup of 1976. Leo had originally planned to move his family back to Ireland after the Saratoga meet concluded in August of 1976, and ride steeplechase horses for his brother Michael, who had been paralyzed from a fall in a steeplechase race in 1974, Michael had established a training facility on the Currah called Rathbride Stables. Fate intervened, and Leo opted to remain in the United States to continue to exercise honest pleasure for the Firestones. He also continued his steeplechase jockey career until September of 1976, when he suffered a traumatic head injury in a fall during a steeplechase race at Monmouth Park.

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The clamoring of hooves upon the turf reverberated through every ounce of my being. Squeezing with my legs, my behind an inch above the saddle, I swiftly change my hold of the reins, assuring gentle but definite contact with the bit in the horse's mouth. The horse feels my confidence as I ask him to extend his stride into the final fence. I feel the propulsion from his hindquarters as we sail over it. The advantage is ours. I lower my face into the horse's mane and smooch into his ears. The finish line is but one hundred yards away. I galvanize my aching muscles for one last effort. Driving with my hands and squeezing with my legs, the horse finds another gear and accelerates for a hard-fought victory.

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The sun shone, having no alternative, on nothing new. Those are the first words from Samuel Beckett's first novel, Murphy. He was 32 at the time. There is no doubt that Beckett danced with depression. His work offers a bleak, tragicomic outlook on human existence, often coupled with dark comedy or gallows humor. Beckett is quoted as saying, you're on Earth, there's no cure for that. The tears of the world are a constant quantity.

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There is a place where hopes are born every day to challenge the impossible, where the stars shine in daylight refusing to be ignored.

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Now anyone can be an investor. For as little as $50 a month. Transamerica Premier. No load mutual funds.

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Tic Tac Fresh Mints. A lot of flavor in a little mint.

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Then again, what if everything were to run on something else? The 100% electric, zero-gas Nissan LEAF. Innovation for the planet. Innovation for all.

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That's why we created DishProtect, with great benefits such as no-cost technician visits, priority booking for our first appointment of the day, when it's available, and even 10% off smart home services.

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I'm the saddest little elf in all of Santa Town. None of the kids want my happy, happy hippo game or Jenga. No, they just want to go to McDonald's for fries and a... Wait, what say we shrink the toys? Hasbro Gaming at McDonald's.

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This horrible wailing is the sound of the owners realizing the Scratchers had the Replay logo. Replay means they could have been entered in a second chance drawing to win cash and prizes.

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We're a people company. We just happen to fly planes. At Southwest, we believe common sense is worth more than dollars and cents. We've always been the airline with heart.

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In horse training, the morning workout is my favorite part of the regimen. There we help develop their speed, stamina and ability to race effectively. Turning their quirks, like starting slow and finishing fast, into tactical strengths are critical to achieve success on the racetrack.

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Remember the three V's? Volume, variety, and velocity. As an early framework for analytics, it led to platforms that solved each aspect in isolation. Azure Databricks is a fast, easy, and collaborative analytics service. No more siloed teams because it's an all-in-one system that supports analytics in a unified way.

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In 2011, bulimumab became the first drug approved by the FDA for lupus since 1955. Despite lupus' disproportionate prevalence among African-Americans and Latinos, the lack of racial representation in their clinical trial led to inconclusive results on the effectiveness of bulimumab for African-Americans and Latinos.

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Most cannabis shops have frosted windows so the product can't be seen from the outside. This actually makes shoppers uncomfortable. At Mihi, we do things differently. The windows are clear, so you can see right into the vestibule. Everything's bright, modern, and welcoming.

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On the screen now, you can view footage from one of our drones on location. This video was captured at 10 a.m. today. We monitor progress on the site by comparing the footage over time with GPS-enabled date and time stamping. Let's take a look at the 5D view.

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Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, Exxon Valdez. Man-made disasters that cost lives, millions of dollars, and had devastating effects on the environment. But what else do they have in common? They were all caused by poor decisions made by overly fatigued workers.

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If you want to stay alive, you do what I say when I say it clear, and cover that bite up. If someone sees it, they'll think you're infected and kill you.

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Hey there, friend. That mine had a lot of bad stuff going on there. Some kind of flu bug finally took over all the miners in the camp, and the owner decided to do quarantine... his own way. When he opened it up a week later, all he found were corpses.

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Yes, isn't that interesting?

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Fuck. I'm sorry. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? I'm so sorry. Fuck.

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Would I lie to you, comrade, knowing you would rather cut my face off, hmm?

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For over a century they have slept. The valley prospered, but now they have been awoken.

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Listen, I love seersucker attire, but I mistook his head for a soccer ball. You know, it was a total accident.

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It is time for your first quest! You must utilize the force of your stinky farts! The more putrid, the greater the power!

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You have to get out of here. It's not safe. Dad? Down! Run, Darby, run! I'll be right behind you!

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Hello, hello! What have we got here? Secrets and lies floating in a cloud of data. Hmm, looks like someone else is interested.

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Bravo! A magnificent execution! Ha ha! The scent of death is splendid! Intoxicating!

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You must help him. He's our papa. He's hurt and dying. What must we do? I swear it will be done. Just help my father.

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Sugar, tiny crystals bursting with sweetness. Most of us can't get enough of the stuff. We love it in our morning cereal, our afternoon soda, and our evening dessert. But this rampant consumption wasn't always the norm. For most of human history, the amount of sugar in our diets was fairly negligible. In 1700, the average Englishman consumed only four pounds of sugar per year. A hundred years later, this number had risen to 18 pounds. By 1900, the average sugar consumption was up to 100 pounds a year. And today, the average American consumes about 150 pounds of sugar per year.