John Malone | Professional Voice Actor for Narration & Political

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I know it sounds crazy, but this super suit is for real! I can fly, I can bend steel, I can... Hey, watch me lift your car over my head with one hand. Alright, that's really heavy, I'm putting it down.

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Of all the cruel, savage creatures on the face of the earth, there is none more evil than I! Or is it me? None more evil than me? No! I had it right the first time! I! I am the evilest to ever arise from the depths of hell! Ah ha ha! Oh my goodness!

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Wow! I beg your pardon, Your Excellency, sir. I know this is gonna sound really weird, but I am not from your time. I don't really even know how I got here, and I'm sincerely sorry about all this damage. You don't look convinced.

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What is this? A chest of trinkets and knickknacks? Is this a fitting tribute to a monarch of my stature? I've never been so insulted in all my life! GUARDS! Throw this swine in the dungeon.

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One of these days, Billy, I'm gonna leave home. These woods are no place for a bear like me, with hopes and dreams. Ever since I was a cub, I've always imagined myself going to Hollywood and becoming a big movie star.

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Principal Radcliffe, it was never my intention to cause any of my students harm. It was just a mild electric shock, intended to keep the class focused on the lesson at hand. Danny Baldwin's hair was merely singed, and I'm sure he'll recover in no time.

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Finally, the answer to the age-old question of where to go on your family vacation. The answer? It doesn't matter when you're traveling in the all-new Kia Telluride. Start making your memories today at North Central Kia.

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There used to be a line, a separation, a division between morning commute and weekend getaway. Now the fully redesigned Dodge Durango breaks the barrier. Cross your line in the SUV ranked highest in initial quality by J.D. Power & Associates.

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When two competing dealerships get together for one giant sale. Be prepared. Bakersfield Ford and Stoller Chevrolet are putting it all on the table. With an inventory you gotta see to believe. With prices too low to mention.

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Add a little jazz to your drive in the fully reimagined Lexus ES from Lexus of New Orleans. Start tapping your toes for only $339 a month for 39 months with no first month's payment. The ES is the definition of cool.

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Pick up where you left off in the fully redesigned Explorer, now with 2019 prices. Save thousands with 0% financing and get your next car the Higgins way.

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Security Deposit Wave. Lease includes 4,500 cash incentive. Offer expires 831. See LexusUSA.com for details.

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So your significant other dumped you because you tweet too much and after four years your boss still doesn't know your name Sounds like it's time to reboot regroup and recharge book your dream getaway on kayak and watch all your problems disappear

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Walk. Run. Jump. Dance. Live. Make the choice to move. Find your healthy fit at Fitbit.com.

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Tonight, mix and match your perfect made-from-scratch meal at Carrabba's. Choose a classic like lasagna. Then pick a new creation, like Parmesan-crusted chicken arugula. The Classics and Creations Trio Menu. Only at Carrabba's.

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For all those special moments in life you plan for, and all the ones that find you along the way. That's why you invest. Because some things, money just can't buy. TD Ameritrade.

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Push the boundaries of exhilaration. Experience the luxury sports sedan with a license to thrill. The all-new Audi S4.

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You want amazing clothes that make you look good, but no one has to know that you find all the latest styles for up to 65% off department store prices. Shop Burlington Coat Factory and say big every day.

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Uniquely aligned and positioned to support complex diseases and specialty medications, McKesson helps pharmaceutical manufacturer partners and key stakeholders with the careful coordination of product commercialization. By combining our distribution services with our specialty pharmaceutical experience, we provide our partners a seamless service model.

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REI uses AI to provide customers with unprecedented outdoor experiences. Recreational Equipment Incorporated, REI, uses IBM's Watson Customer Engagement to help customers find and create the experiences and products that meet their personal aspirations.

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We're big believers that mentoring is a great way to support your career, whether you are looking to give or receive guidance. We have a variety of mentoring programs that support our culture of collaboration. Mentoring at AbbVie takes many forms, helping employees in all stages of their careers.

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This one skillet dish is bursting with fabulous flavor. Sauteed chicken breasts are simmered in a kicked-up tomato sauce featuring black beans, corn, and cilantro. Get it on the table stress-free and even quicker with a meal kit from our partners at Chef. Campbell's is proud to provide a range of services for people on the go. Of course, we still do soups, too.

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Let's be honest, you're here because you missed too many questions on the yearly compliance quiz. We get it, this really sucks. You'd rather be anywhere else. It's cool. I'm just an animated stick man on your screen. You won't hurt my feelings. Well, not too much. Okay I'm good. Can we move on now? Click forward to continue and we'll explore the areas where you can improve your score on the Texas Instruments Compliance Worksheet.

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Welcome to Level 2 of OSHA Bacteriology Standards for Floor Nurses. At Sloan Kettering, we take infection prevention very seriously. We are proud to have one of the lowest rates of major postoperative infections in the country. In this module, you will learn more about your responsibilities as a Sloan Kettering floor staff member and how to protect both yourself and our patients from bacterial infection.

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Peter has 11 blocks. That's 10 plus 1. What are some other ways of making 11 from different numbers? If you had 4 blocks, how many more would you need to make 11?

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Well, I think it's unfair. Lauren walks around patting guys on the back all day. She even smacked me on the butt once. And I get called in here because I put my hand on a receptionist's shoulder, when the manager has made it clear that this is a touchy-feely office? Jim, come on, settle down. This is just a conversation. You're not being reported. And you certainly aren't in any danger of dismissal, so relax. Do you see how your conduct might have been misinterpreted? I guess. I mean, Erica is new, and she doesn't know me. I'm sure it probably seems strange to her, especially if she came from a more formal setting. I just... well, everybody here knows I'm married and would never do anything weird. I guess I should be more careful.

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In this section, we discuss some of the literature on QoE assessment of HAS video streaming. In the recently standardized QoE, metrics and reporting framework in 3rd Generation Partnership Project, 3GPP, are reviewed. The 3GPP Dynamic Adaptive Streaming over HTTP dash specification provides mechanisms for triggering QoE measurements at the client device, as well as protocols and formats for delivery of QoE reports to the network servers. The module also presents an end-to-end QoE evaluation study on HAS conducted over 3GPP Long-Term Evolution, LTE, networks.

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This is a blue-footed booby. I'm not being naughty, that's really what he's called. I mean, between the blue feet and the shape of his torso, well, it's pretty obvious where the name comes from. But what, you might ask, is he doing with dozens of tiny pieces of toilet paper all over his face? Okay, I'll tell you. It turns out that our poor booby here used a cheap, disposable razor to shave this morning instead of the Gillette 3 with AquaGrip handle.

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Meet Marissa. Hi. Marissa has the munchies and she's digging through the pantry looking for something to eat. Good thing Marissa's mom cares about her health. That's why she gets Marissa Kraft mac and cheese. If that doesn't sound healthy, you might be surprised. Let's take a closer look at how Kraft has changed the way it makes its all-time favorite product without sacrificing taste.

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At J.P. Morgan, we take pride in only offering investment products that suit our clients' needs. We will never pressure you into investing in a security that doesn't fit your risk profile. Click on any of the securities below to discover how they fit into your portfolio.

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Attacks on computer networks and data can come from anyone, anywhere, and they can target anyone and anything, which is why defending against them takes the cooperation of everyone with access to the Internet. At Raytheon, we are on the front lines of protecting America from cyber threats. Here's how.

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For some people, a headache is a minor or occasional nuisance, prompting the use of headache medicine to stop the pain and get back to life as usual. For others, however, headaches can be painful and disabling. In fact, every 10 seconds, someone goes to an emergency room in the U.S. with a migraine headache. But, did you know, not all headaches are created equal? There are several different headaches, some of which include migraine, tension, and medication overuse headaches.

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At Pfizer, it is the way new medicines become available for use. Working with healthcare professionals is essential to studying how medicines work. Research is an ongoing process. Healthcare professionals continue to perform crucial ongoing work to study the safety and efficacy of our medicines.

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A mid urethral sling system is designed to provide a ribbon of support under the urethra to prevent it from dropping during physical activity. Many surgical options have been developed, the difference being how the mesh material is placed under the urethra.

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Hearts from mice expressing channelrhodopsin-2 were explanted and perfused with low K plus tyrode solution. This new protocol shortened atrial refractoriness and thereby enabled the induction of sustained AF. AF episodes could be terminated by epicardial illumination of the atria.

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Good morning, Mr. Payton. I'm Dr. Gladstone and I'll be your primary physician while you're here at Sacred Heart. How are you feeling today? Well, I'd be feeling a lot better if I weren't hooked up to all these damn wires. Your nurses are a bit rough. I understand, Mr. Payton. Is this your first time staying overnight in a hospital setting? Yes, and it hasn't been a very comfortable experience so far. I'm sorry to hear that. Being a patient is never fun. I spent a week in recovery last year after knee replacement surgery, so I know what you're going through. What can I do to make you more comfortable? SacredHeart.com

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He's kept his promises. President Joe Biden has made America more prosperous, protected LGBTQ plus people and minorities from right-wing extremism, and Joe Biden will fight to make women's reproductive freedom a federally protected right. We've got to continue to fight to protect women's fundamental right to make decisions about our own body. The choice is clear. On Election Day, vote for the president who's kept his promises. Vote to re-elect President Joe Biden.

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There are a lot of things that don't fit Donald Trump very well. His suits? Yeah, pretty much trash bags with seams. The presidency? He'd rather be a dictator or a mob boss. But there's one thing that fits Donald Trump perfectly. Know what it is? A jail cell. They have found nothing, which means I've proven to be one of the most honest and innocent people ever in our country. Don't worry, Donnie. I'm sure Melania will wait for you.

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The Republican Party has gone off the deep end, banning, even burning, books, attacking brands like Disney and Bud Light for being inclusive. I like Walt Disney, not Woke Disney. Getting out the vote is critical. Call your Congressperson or local Democratic Party office today and join our growing army of volunteers. Before it's too late. Paid for by Vote Now PAC.

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It's not a partisan issue, it's just basic compassion. We're the richest nation in the world, but our homelessness problem rivals that of underdeveloped countries. Visit NationalHomeless.org today. See what you can do to help make housing a human right in America.

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It's the end of the road for Rick When hope is lost your people are down can the survivors go on without him Or will the dead get their pound of flesh? the Walking Dead

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As Jess and Nick make life-changing decisions... Jessica Day... Will you marry me? The big day is here for Winston and Allie. We brought you here today to choose a goddaughter. Oh yes! Sorry. New Girl, 9, 8 central tonight.

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The war has finally arrived. But while Westeros burns, something even more deadly stirs. The gripping season finale of Game of Thrones starts right now on HBO.

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What's new on Netflix? Take a trip back in time and back to the upside down. Maybe Will saw something that he shouldn't have. An all new season of Stranger Things is released this Friday. Only on Netflix.

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When Quagmire loses his... Oh, my God! Quagmire lost his penis! Um, yeah, that. Will he ever be the same? You're going to have to learn to live without a penis. Or will you? An all-new Family Guy, tonight on Fox.

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Kelly Clarkson Bruno Mars Justin Timberlake You're listening to Philadelphia's Home for today's hottest hits.

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Timmy gets called into HR at least once a week. But he just can't stop f***ing Sarah's emotional support chicken. Timmy and the GIF. Only on 97X.

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This is where New York tunes in for the NFL, the NBA, Major League Baseball, and NASCAR. ESPN Radio 98.7, New York Sports Station.

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It's your summer jam. The music is loud all summer. Your workout playlist. Your evening stress relief. WLTW FM 106.7 Light FM. An iHeart Radio Station.

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Ed Schultz. I know a lot of liberals in this country are frustrated right now. And the latest breaking news from journalists you can trust. It's a rapidly developing situation. KGIL is LA's news talk with a progressive edge.

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When the city gets too gritty, you need Smooth Jazz. 103.7, The Oasis.

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The year was 1856. Workmen were digging for limestone, a vital ingredient in the local chemical industry. But then, a spade hit something that didn't sound like a rock. The shape looked like the top of a skull. What these workmen could never have imagined was that the skull was seeing the light of day for the first time in more than 40,000 years.

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Just off the coast of Dubai is the Hotel Burj Al Arab. Its elegant royal suite is a wonder to behold. 8,400 square feet, massive pillars covered in 22-carat gold, three spa-quality bathrooms, and even a private library. At number three on our countdown, this sumptuous suite can be yours for a mere $24,000 per night.

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Just over a hundred years ago, a deadly pandemic swept across the face of our planet, killing nearly a hundred million people. Far more than the Great War preceding it. It was known as the Spanish Flu. And it's only recently that the historical significance of such an outbreak has been realized.

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Five decades after they parted ways, The Beatles still top nearly every list of the greatest all-time recording artists. But beyond their critical and commercial success, no other pop act comes close to matching the Fab Four in terms of innovation and social impact. And starting in 1970 as solo artists, that influence on music and pop culture continued.

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Five persons brutally murdered at the home of director Roman Polanski, including his wife, actress Sharon Tate, who was eight months pregnant. The name Charles Manson would soon become synonymous with evil. But how was this diminutive guru able to control his young devotees to commit these heinous crimes?

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What the hell's the matter with you? I asked you to do one thing for me. One simple thing. Oh, but you're so freaking stupid. You go and screw things up like you screwed up every other damn thing I've ever asked you to do. You're gonna fix this, you hear me? NOW!

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I've been waiting for you, boy. Waiting a long time. Come out and play! Which limb do you want to lose first?

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You seem angry, Private. What's the matter? Did I say something you didn't like? You want to take a swing at me, don't you? Go ahead, Private. Do it. DO IT!

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How long have you been a patient of mine now, Britney? Four years? You dress provocatively, you flirt shamelessly, and you fall into bed with every man who smiles at you. But I know better. You're a good girl, Britney. Aren't you?

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They're coming! Go! Shit! Not that way! Cut through the alley! Look out! Take that, you son of a bitch! Don't stop! Keep running!