Joe Cipriano | Professional Voice Actor for Voice of God (VOG) & Live Announcing & Promo

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F.W.L.S. Oh, you remember how to sing it? Now, how fast can you say it? Plus, log in and listen to CBSFM on the Odyssey app or at wcbsfm.com. The longer you listen, the more chances you have to win. Game on! King Earth 101. Look at me! The station that gets you in to see rock and roll history. In the shadows! I'm going to the stones! The Rolling Stones, live. It's Turntable Tuesday at Boom 97.3. A groundhog is too big for the record player, so we got a gerbil. Look at that little guy spin. He kind of looks like he's dancing. Ooh, throwing up. Hello, summer! It's summertime, New York. It's all part of a New York summer on CBSFM. Welcome to another hour of non-stop, feel-good music. You're in the middle of ten in a row. 94.9 W-O-L-X-F-M Madison!

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When Billie advises her patient against a risky surgery Even if you make it through, you could die. the family forces her hand. You want to operate? Well, we'll find someone who will. And the outcome could be deadly for patient and doctor. You killed her mother. Now we're gonna kill you. The Resident. All new Tuesday at 8 on Fox. And don't move. An all-new Monarch starts in 3, 2, 1.

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The fate of the world is in their hands. Something happened to me! They just don't know it yet.

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Next House. Spoken Word 6. House is never been more committed. What do I call you? You can call me House. Ow! Here's a break! Next House.

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The clue that will define their destiny.

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One sister's murdered. The other's missing. No body? And the number one suspect is someone she's dealt with before. You almost got me convicted. I sure as hell tried. But this time, she gets one more shot.

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On DVD and Blu-ray from Disney Pixar. It's a miracle. You can't keep a good toy down. It's the biggest toy story ever. You would not believe what I've been through tonight. Toy Story 3. On DVD and Blu-ray.

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In the city, where Romeo met Juliet, Sophie found a letter lost in time. So isn't your fiancé starting to get just a tad lonely? Yes. Letters to Juliet.

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This week, she'll be staying with Mr. Stacks for a while. What? What? Annie will inspire. Is he nice? I think so. He just doesn't know it yet. Annie, coming to DVD and Blu-ray.

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This Mother's Day I planned this mom's night thing. You planned a mom's night? Yes, sister. Four moms. Ladies. Three dads. What's the worst thing that can happen? Two big problems. We're gonna take a little trip to the hospital. We got a baby to find. One unforgettable night. That's my dad! It's a fence, a fence! Mom's Night Out.

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For the first time ever, there's an app for that. We've revolutionized the pursuit of higher education with one simple app. Skooled. From the second you begin planning, you'll have a personalized app to help map out your journey from beginning to end.

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How do we define ourselves? Are we dreamers? Doers? Creators? Or are we just numbers? Sometimes it feels like the system is rigged. But not anymore. Today, we show the difference.

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This is the future. This is Leap Gaming. Leap Gaming offers the most realistic 3D experience out there. With a proprietary interdisciplinary technology, taking the virtual sporting world to a whole new level. It's quickly become a billion and a half dollar industry. And it's continuing to grow.

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But now, we can participate in the opportunity of a lifetime with Fast Forward. London Stock Exchange listed Fast Forward invests in high-tech companies poised to disrupt major industries, unlocking value for consumers as well as Fast Forward shareholders. In doing so, Fast Forward seeks to take a page from its portfolio companies and disrupt the entire venture capital industry as we know it.

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$13,000,000 Tonight, it's the biggest deal-or-no-deal ever. If there is anybody to win this money, I pray that it's you. The banker is ending the $1,000,000,000 mission with a record-breaking $13,000,000,000 cases. It all starts right here, right now.

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Welcome to Hollywood Game Night, where each week Jane Lynch invites six celebrity friends over to play games. That's really hot. Have some drinks. Bobby, go to the bar man. It's Hollywood Game Night.

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Live from Radio City Music Hall in New York City, it's America's Got Talent, The Result Show. Here's your host, Nick Cannon.

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Next time on the season finale of Monopoly Millionaire's Club. Can you do it, man? I can do it. I believe in myself. Only nerves of steel can win the gold.

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Welcome to Repeat After Me, a brand new hidden camera show where celebrities wear an earpiece and for once, have to do and say exactly what they're told. Or at least try.

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Someone will have the chance to change their life forever. Come on, white light! If they have the guts and the courage, they could win a monthly paycheck for the rest of their life. And it all starts right now on Sex for Life.

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On 1 vs. 100, sometimes you can go very far. You are seven people away from one million dollars. Thank you! But other times, the mob will crush you. All this and more on 1 vs. 100.

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12 Strangers. 12 Identities. Everything from a rabbi to a nuclear physicist to a shark attack victim. The ultimate game of first impression. Let's play Identity! A week-long event. The world premiere of Identity starts now. Is that your identity?

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Live from the loop station WLS FM hd1 Chicago 94.7 WL s 94.7 the drive What do you say we shut up and 94 7 this joint this river runs deep your local station 105.7 the river 94 7 WLS stands for weekends last Longer all right, that might be a stretch KYX YFM and hd1 San Diego real variety for your workday Like 9 or 7 to Las Vegas make sure your seat backs and trade tables are Straight up who doesn't like free money $1,000 and you can win it every weekday at 8 10 11 10 2 10 and 4 10 with 94 7 WLS Getting through traffic all over San Diego with AJ and Sarah kick scene 96.5 The kids are headed back to school With Village people and about 60 other bands Ryan fest with access for all three days Hey, Alexa play 94 7 WLS you bet and might I suggest Turning the volume up 94 7 WLS. We're so good Alexa tells us to play stuff Play Billy Idol kick scene 96.5. It's my weekend station. It's the weekend real variety for your weekend

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Joe Cipriano.

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And now, the host of the 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Helen DeGeneres!

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Tonight, live from Los Angeles, the Recording Academy welcomes you to the 43rd Annual Grammy Awards.

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Tonight, from the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, Blockbuster and Entertainment Weekly present the Blockbuster Awards.

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From the historic Schubert Theater on Broadway in New York City, it's Vanessa Williams and Friends, Christmas in New York.

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Tonight from Radio City Music Hall in the heart of Manhattan, it's the first annual GQ Men of the Year Award.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the host of the 58th Primetime Emmy Awards, Conan O'Brien!

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Live from the Universal Amphitheater, the VH1 Honors.

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This is Tony Shalhoub's third consecutive Emmy nomination, and his second win for the title role performance on Monk. Please welcome last year's Emmy winner for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series, James Spader.

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This is the fourth Emmy win for Tina Fey and her second tonight.

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The 43rd Annual Grammy Awards is sponsored by L'Oreal Paris, because you're worth it.

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For the 58th Primetime Emmy Awards, this is Joe Cipriano speaking.

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Ed FM's had enough. Come on, stop picking on Justin Bieber. He is someone's daughter, you know. It's turntable Tuesday at Boom 97.3. A groundhog is too big for the record player, so we got a gerbil. Look at that little guy spin. He kinda looks like he's dancing. Ooh, throwing up. It's another Ed FM weekend. Better cover the floors in plastic. Yeah, I don't think so. We're gonna fly. 103.3 Ed FM. Now, solar power. Uh, damn, another cloud. WLS. Oh, you remember how to sing it. Now, how fast can you say it? Boom 97.3. When Ed FM asked you what you wanted in a radio station, you told us a radio station that didn't ask what you wanted in a radio station. Oh, let's see how that works out for you. I still run down the hall and slide in my socks every time I hear it. The kids have requested I wear pants next time. They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy concert tickets. And, well, that's pretty much the same thing. 103.3 Ed FM is now playing a bigger bunch of songs in a row. Because calling it a buttload of songs in a row didn't research well. Okay, hold on a sec. Just gotta flip over our totally 80s Boom 97.3 tape. Give it a sec. Ah, there you go. 103.3 Ed FM. Come for the music, stay for the smart-ass remarks. Ed FM is now playing a bigger bunch of songs in a row. Because it's easier to listen to than if we played them all at once. At 103.3 Ed FM, we take our irresponsibility very seriously.

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He's a liar. Jim Jordan just makes it up as he goes along. He spread misinformation about the COVID vaccines, supported Donald Trump and his seditious cronies, and Jim Jordan lied to the voters about where his campaign funds come from. Our district deserves better than liar Jim Jordan.

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This is not a hunting rifle. It was designed to kill enemy soldiers on the field of battle, and it doesn't belong in our streets. Call your congressperson. Take a stand. Tell them that everyday Americans support reinstating the assault weapons ban.

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What's Ron DeSantis scared of? He talks tough, but Ron DeSantis sure does seem to be easily spooked. Watch him recoil at the sight of a textbook full of actual facts. And oh look, here comes a drag queen. And there goes little Ronnie running away like his pants are on fire. And he thinks he has what it takes to be president?

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Adam Schiff, a beacon of common sense and compassion. This is the fight for our future. Protecting LGBTQ plus rights, minorities, women, and hardworking Americans. He stood strong against extremists on the right. This November, let's re-elect Congressman Adam Schiff.

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It's the same old song. Republicans pretend to care about the little guy, but in reality, all they want to do is protect the bloated bank accounts of the 1%. They're even proposing a massive new federal sales tax on working families to avoid taxing the rich on their income. Don't let them get away with it. Visit DCCC.org today and find out what you can do to help.

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Discovery Plus is the ultimate open house. It's the place to experience all your favorite real estate shows. Perfect! Dream what you love. Discovery Plus. Available now.

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When Billie advises her patient against a risky surgery Even if you make it through, you could die. the family forces her hand. You wanna operate? Well, we'll find someone who will. And the outcome could be deadly for patient and doctor. The Resident. All new Tuesday at 8 on Fox.

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A stranger in the neighborhood wants to buy Calvin's business. My shop is not for sale. So you told him no. You don't say no to an offer this great. So you told him yes? What part of not for sale do you not understand? The Neighborhood, all new episode Monday on CBS.

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The Hell's Kitchen chefs go head-to-head at a carnival. Going on rides, eating carnival food. This is going to be such a good time. But Gordon's games put the carnage in the carny kitchen, and everyone is fair game. This is fucking embarrassing. Get a grip, or get out. Hell's Kitchen, Battle of the Ages, all new episode Thursday at 8 on Fox.

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This February, guess who's coming back to the shore? Hello? Is this thing on? Beach, please. It's Snooki in an all-new special, Beach Cabana Royale. I'm terrified. It's a safe tool.

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This is the CBS Evening News with Nora O'Donnell reporting from the nation's capital.

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From the director of 500 Days of Summer. Good morning, Miss Stevenson! Mary, can you stand up, please? Can you tell me what 57 multiplied by 135 is? Okay. 7,695. Now, what does ad nauseum mean? On April 7th, I listen to the wind How do you create an ordinary life? I think your niece may be gifted. You are denying the girl her potential. For an extraordinary girl. We petition the court to grant my client full custody of the child. No! From the director of 500 Days of Summer. Are you mad he takes that baby away? I'll smother you in your sleep. Mary! Mary! Mary! Uh-uh! Gifted. He's bossy. I've heard that.

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America's Top Critics rave, Manchester by the Sea is a masterpiece. Well, I can't be his guardian. Powerful emotional filmmaking. I think the idea was that you would relocate. To where? Well, if you look. No. Michelle Williams is stunning. Could we ever have lunch? You mean us? You and me? Yeah. Time Magazine says it's not to be missed. Manchester by the Sea. Written and directed by Kenneth Lonergan. Rated R.

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In an instant. President's car is now turning onto Elm Street. When our nation was shattered, her courage... How would you like him remembered? ...united the world. There should be more horses. Jackie. Rated R. Now Playing.

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He was destined to be king. I am told you no longer wish for me to honor my duty as your king because of the color of the wife I have chosen. Until their marriage. This could make your country ungovernable. Divided a nation. I can't do this alone anymore. Find your way back to me, Ceres. You find your way back. Discover one of the greatest true love stories. The whole world is watching. The world has ever known. David Oyelowo. Rosamund Pike. I am ready to serve you because I love my people. I love this land. But I love my wife. A united kingdom.

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This is the CBS Evening News with Nora O'Donnell reporting from the nation's capital.

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From in the air to on the air, it's Sky 3, the most advanced news helicopter in Las Vegas. The freeways are looking good. Your eye on the sky for breaking news is... Tom Oliver reporting for Sky 3. News 3 Las Vegas.

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At Channel 4 News, we listen. It's on us to stop sexual abuse. We care. To get a friend home safe. And we respond. It's on us to look out for each other. From our family to yours. Thanks for choosing Channel 4 News.

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NBC Bay Area uncovered the story of local military veterans being threatened with deportation. Anyone willing to die for their country should have a country willing to give them citizenship. After our report, the governor started granting clemency to deported veterans.

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At News 4, more investigations means more answers. From Washington, D.C.'s biggest I-teams. Only the I-team has exclusive video. Trust us. You don't want to be the target.

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These four cooks are not who they seem Two of them are skilled amateurs and the other two are professionals their challenge Outcook the competition to win the prize money and fool the judges along the way No one wants to leave empty-handed. So let the kitchen battle begin

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The northeast tip of the island of Borneo is home to the pygmy elephants, the smallest elephants in Asia. Seeing them in the wild is very rare, but as the boat passes, Three babies. Oh my gosh, it's tiny. Jack and Sue witness something truly miraculous.

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Homeowners Bob and Monica have serious problems with the unfinished renovation of their master bathroom from plumbing to framing I don't need to see anymore. I need to get to work their former contractor shoddy workmanship leaves John knowing exactly what needs to be done to rescue this couple from their domestic disaster

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Serbian native Novak Djokovic was destined to become a tennis sensation. In 2011, after years of focused training and determination, he won his first coveted Wimbledon trophy. At the top of his game with 11 Grand Slam titles to date, Djokovic is regarded as one of the greatest tennis players of all time.