Script:
This plan of yours had better work. I've got the boys round for movie Monday. I've rerouted power from your area to give it a little more oomph. Oh, and good luck with your big trap. Give those buggers a thrashing.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
Batman
Will Arnett
amusing
gritty
funny
comic
raspy
humorous
comical
gravelly
manly
masculine
DC Comics
LEGO Batman
sarcastic
alpha male
Script:
hey Batman here strapping for the best dark night of your life because I'm taking over these announcements at Channel 4 up next something awesome but not as awesome as me because I'm Batman and you're not
Tags:
Character
cartoon
hippie
stoner
surfer
bro
West Coast
California
slow paced
relaxed
middle aged
Script:
Don't worry, be hippie. Sign up for Goodwill's Hippie Dash 5K and Flower Child Run, man. Dress like a hippie for prizes, alright. Flower children and dogs are welcome, man. Hippie Dash After Party with free beer and munchies, woohoo!
Tags:
Character
cartoon
silly
sarcastic
funny
amusing
humorous
comical
muppet
Script:
I felt it would be appropriate to give him a little roast as a way of saying congratulations, and to say thanks for the great leadership and friendship over the years. Darren has some catchphrase saying that anyone who has been around him for a couple of years has heard countless times.
Script:
Darn it, that got me enough trouble already trying to keep all these tenderfoots from horning in on my claims. Now these dang gum bandits done heard about the place and that's a whole new heap of trouble. Well I'd be gosh darned if I let them anywhere near my gold. Less ways not without a fight. Lookie here, Sheriff. You ever seen so much dynamite in your life? Hee hee! I got loads of it!
Tags:
Character
cartoon
New York
feisty
cute
funny
sarcastic
humorous
nebbish
whiny
whiney
high pitch
amusing
northeastern
wimpy
Script:
So, you want to read up on me on the internet, huh? I just hope you had your filters on.
Script:
Come on, Boyd. You totally got this one. Hello? Uh, hey, this is Boyd from CableCon Cable. How you doing today? Uh, I'm fine. Oh, awesome. Hey, have we got a cable and internet deal for you. Just a two-year commitment gets you a sweet, tricked-out deal on... Look, you sound like a nice guy, Boyd, but we have TotalStream from Baldwin LightStream. Oh, cool. I don't know them, but we're CableCon. The biggest cable company in, like, the world, I think. Uh-huh, I know. That's why we love Baldwin LightStream. They have everything we need for watching, streaming, and recording. Packages with over 150 channels. Wow, 150. Cool, but... And download speeds of up to 50 megabits per second with no commitment. Just great local service. Oh, 50 megabits. Hey, that's really cool. So that's, like, a no, then, huh? Sorry, Boyd, but yes, that's a no. Okay. Bang. Home. Work. Play. You've got your communication and entertainment needs covered. Baldwin LightStream. Communicating at the speed of light.
Script:
The rules of combat have changed, and they must be followed. It's time to reactivate combat arms. You are a part of a legion of elite soldiers, and this is Operation Janus. Now listen up.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
barbarian
gruff
bully
intimidating
gravelly
tough
strong
Script:
Yes, yes, yes. I caught you, little bird. Caught by old Faulner. Remember me? Right you are. Well, as you can see, everything is freezing. It's been weeks now, Susan.
Script:
I've carried this challenge with me almost my entire life. I must have been around 11 or 12 years old when it started. My life hasn't been the same since. The first time I saw it by accident, but it sucked me in. There are so many reasons to stop it, I just can't. After all these years of this ridiculous habit, it becomes a way of life. It takes over and consumes me. It steals your soul.
Script:
There's no point in fighting a losing battle. We have our own motivations. It will be our time to rise someday. I sense their fear. I hate them.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
wizard
energetic
crazy
animated
raspy
gravelly
gritty
angry
Script:
Fear not! Radov is here! I can teach you youngsters a thing or two! I still have some fight in me. I summon thee, sworn guardian! By the will of Rodan, you shall be healed!
Tags:
Character
cartoon
young
noble
brave
hero
youthful
trustworthy
innocent
friendly
Swan Princess
Prince Derek
teen
twenties
20s
guy next door
Script:
I'm not sure I believe this rumor about Rothbart's return. No one escapes the world of the dead twice. Unless... Excellent! We arrived sooner than I anticipated. Great! We're on the right track. They saw someone who looked just like Rothbart, that's for sure. Oh no! It seems we're late again. But something tells me that Rothbart is hiding inside the dark and mysterious caves.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
cockney
friendly
silly
wimpy
nervous
Swan Princess
Bromley
dopey
UK
youthful
weak
Script:
Onward and upward, my friend! Let's seek help from our fellow countrymen and hope that everything will turn out all right! Hehehe, a flawless job we did, you and me! Have you heard the news? Some villagers s-s-said Rolfbert has r-r-returned. I have to find the supplies he needs so that he can face R-r-r-Rolfbert once more. Oh, I fear we didn't get everything.
Script:
Hey, what's up? Can I hang out with y'all? Yeah, I know. Hey, can I try some of that? Yeah, alright. Brother.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
old time radio
announcer
retro
folksy
transatlantic
old timey
energetic
upbeat
humorous
funny
amusing
Script:
The World of Tanks Cleveland Tank Plant Homecoming Military Show and Swap Meet at the I-X Center June 22nd, 23rd, and 24th. Plus, experience the I-X Center's rich history with free guided tours happening daily.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
robot
calm
thoughtful
casual
friendly
aloof
articulate
technical
softspoken
Script:
Good morning, Jim. It's time to take your pills, Jim. The car will be here in 10 minutes. Bring a coat. It's cold outside. Hey, Jim. You have a call with the surgeon in 15 minutes.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
southern
sexy
arrogant
raspy
cocky
Georgia
South Carolina
House of Cards
Frank Underwood
youthful
aloof
snob
Script:
Life is a gamble. Roll the dice. Jackpot. I'm all in. Bingo. Let's play a game.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
prospector
miner
hillbilly
senior
west virginia
southern
country
Script:
Christmas came early, boys! Christmas came early, boys! Christmas came early, boys! Christmas came early, boys!
Tags:
Character
cartoon
nerd rage
whining
angry
geek
whiny
whiney
weenie
young
youthful
aloof
animated
Script:
I can't believe it. What the heck get out of the screen you sons of a moose
Script:
Attention, precise planners! Attention, precise planners! This is a secret message for you from the Retirement Factory. This has been important news from Captain Retirement at Euclid Financial Services. Visit the Retirement Fan Club for more information.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
cranky
grandfather
mean
elderly
raspy
senior
grandfatherly
old
aged
angry
attitude
Script:
Come Fido, come. Hey guys, this is Fido. I'm teaching him some tricks, wanna see? Fido, roll. Fido, pay dead. See? Perfect! You wanna take away my best friend? Let me show you his best trick. Fido, attack!
Tags:
Character
cartoon
halloween
dracula
deep
vampire
creepy
mysterious
smooth
engaging
authentic
aloof
Script:
It was a dark and spooky night. Thunder rumbled and lightning spiked across the sky, lighting up the abandoned house on the hill as bats crashed away.
Script:
You don't matter. In fact, in just a few seconds, you won't even BE matter. You ever pulled the wings off a fly? You care to see a fly get even?
Script:
Tuna never stop moving, their main driver being a high propensity need for oxygen. A tuna's gills can't pump it by itself, so it must keep moving, or it'll drown. Yep, even a fish can drown.
Script:
This is a story with an unusual beginning, so let's expect an unusual end. Here's somebody with a troubled past, reluctantly drawn into the spotlight of a story that's already begun.
Tags:
Character
anime
video game
cute
emotes
cartoon
sound effects
reactions
laughs
Script:
Zzzz.... Mmm.. Zzzz... Mmm.. Eh? Ohh!? ♪ Hehe! Mhm! Heh!? Yummy.
Tags:
Character
ancient
wise
strong
kind
protector
cartoon
old
senior
grandfather
grandfatherly
elderly
aged
Script:
What are we growing today? Careful, don't water it too much. It's my job to teach the little ones valuable life skills. Don't mind the squirrel, he's a bit nuts. You're not going to stop me. Are you rooting for me? That ability is not ready. I am out of mana. Skip through the garden, down the verdant path. Leave us alone. Your kind are not welcome in these lands.
Script:
Nani? I mean, what's up Akari-chan? After school? Sure! I'm feeling hungry. Angelina wants to drink tea with me. Sure, I will. O-okay. I'm going to spend some time in the computer club. Arigato.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
screams
Script:
Gah! Gah! Gah!
Script:
You're fired. You're fired. You're all fired. Cake.
Script:
Oh, I don't know why people are afraid of clowns we're nice we're polite and we always chew with our mouths closed that is unless of course we get bits of baby stuck in our teeth you know I shouldn't laugh though it's actually a real problem hmm babies do have such tiny bones
Script:
Lock your windows, bolt the door. Halloween season's here once more. Get just what you need at our one-stop spooky store. Ghosts and goblins know the easy way to score the best costumes, candies, and devilish decor. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, find all your favorite tricks and treats this Halloween.
Script:
This Record Store Day, take a ride to the other side with Blue Love, Love Lock, Hypno Twist, Nine Lives. Conjure spirits from the comfort of your own home.
Script:
Exquisite, right? A lot of people forget the grounds are so quaint, but let's be honest, it's easy to forget about nature when the sun goes down and the stars arrive. Although I love meandering around the grounds, I must say, I'm kind of a homebody.
Tags:
Character
cartoon
clown
Pennywise
Bronx
evil
scary
creepy
raspy
gravelly
gritty
IT
Steven King
Stephen King
Script:
Hiya Georgie, come here to take my beautiful balloons.
Script:
Oh say can you see the players take the field a few hits a ground rule double that's a score three up three down then pow a big dinger oh cute it's the kiss cam a close call at home now we're safe no he's out safe out safe out he's safe yes
Tags:
Character
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Austrian
cartoon
humorous
funny
amusing
sarcastic
Eastern European
Script:
Get out of here! You want an Arnold? I give you Arnold! I give you Action Star! I can put you in the chopper! We can run! Whatever.
