J.D. Kaye | Professional Voice Actor for Whiteboard Animation & Commercial

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I hate to tamper with perfection, but this role calls for a more unimaginative standard of beauty. Yes, indeed. Bog standard. I mean, really? I just want to be happy. Is that asking for too much? I'm a simple girl. All I want out of life is peace and quiet. And thousands of lesser beings who worship me. And I'm not just a simple girl. I'm a goddess. I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. And I'm a goddess. That's why I choose to worship me and obey my every whim. There's another piece missing. Unbelievable! Inconceivable! For hundreds of years I've been searching for this and now to find out there's still one missing. It's okay, my little pet. You got confused, didn't you? I see that now. Now, come, come, come, come here dear. It'll be OK. Oh my, a Bunda kin. You wouldn't happen to be that strong, adventurous, young Bunda dragon I've heard of? Bravely bounding into the beyond? Abandoning all senses of tradition and position? How droll.

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Oh, you likes the new hardware? We're starting a new gang, and we wanted to add some style, you know. Merchandising, branding, the whole works. Oh, you likes the new hardware? We're starting a new gang, and we wanted to add some style, you know. Merchandising, branding, the whole works.

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Hey, hey, Kip. Isn't that the, uh, the, the Bunderdragon everyone's after? Yeah, that's him. You know what? Let's leave the little tyke alone. He's obviously had his dreams crushed. Wanna go grab a drink after work? Yeah, okay, why not? Chowskis? Or Toadies? Negatory! Nope, neither. Takisakis! Of course Takisakis! I forgot, it's Tuesday!

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My fellow Bundaken, my re-election is upon us. I am running once again unchallenged. Not that anyone could challenge me. Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Over the years, my dedicated hand has maintained your safety from danger, death, and the unknown. Vote Mayor Bunsen. A vote for Bunsen is a vote for safety. Curfew? Oh, are you sure we need to be so drastic? It certainly won't poll well. Curfew? Oh, are you sure we need to be so drastic? It certainly won't poll well.

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This is only the beginning. Look at your pieces, you have no endgame. Your druid is banished with no mana. Your village is backwards. Your giant? Doomed! Total catastrophe! We've added wheels to our gaming table. So wherever you decide to make a fool of yourself, we can watch up close! Front row seats! I ain't ever tried to change, and I ain't ever tried not to. I'm perfectly content with where I'm at! Wanna know the difference between these guys and a Bunderball player? The Bunderball players can actually catch something!

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We're not perfect. We know that. But we're working for him. And them. And for her. We're building community. We are Google, and we care about our home.

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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect weekend getaway. And whether it's the ocean, the lake, the mountains, or the desert, drive off right in a Kia Telluride. Starting at only $32,390 with available all-wheel drive, voice command navigation system, and a heads-up display. Because when you find it, you'll know it. Or not. It's okay. The Kia Telluride. Guaranteed to be the highlight of any weekend getaway. Kia. Movement that inspires.

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Join members of the Justice League Reserve Team in a multi-sensory four-minute gaming experience. Facing wind, fog, and special effects as you battle alongside iconic DC superheroes to save the city of Metropolis, only at Six Flags.

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So when my wife said I needed to start living healthier, we decided I would switch from regular Coke to Coke Zero Sugar. Same great taste, none of the calories. Of course, I do cheat once in a while. With regular Coke, I mean.

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Uranus. What? Depending on how you spell it, we're either talking about a large blue planet or that thing you sit on all day at work. Either way, they're both filled with methane. But I digress. If you're suffering from hemorrhoids, then you need Preparation H. Our newest version even has lidocaine, which will keep you from feeling like Uranus is sitting on Uranus. Or is it Uranus? Uranus. Whatever. Preparation H.

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This week at Vons, 30% off all Breyers ice cream products. Only at Vons.

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What's the difference between fast food and fast casual? At Chipotle, our ground beef is 100% beef, not 40% filler. Our chicken is fresh, never frozen. And we have Keith. Yay, Keith! Who can fold a burrito with the precision of a craftsman, lovingly tucking the corners in to cradle whatever ingredients your heart desires. Fast food joints, they don't have Keith.

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Why is the rum always gone?

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Find yourself in a world of wonder!

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Something twisted has awoken in the dark.

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This is Mater 1, Ground Control, preparing to make a jump to light speed.

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Bo and Kiki, what are you doing here?

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Good evening, this is Count Vlad.

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Well, hello there! So nice to meet me! The pleasure is yours!

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That sounds quite amusing.

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I would say there's room for all three of us at this table!

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Marty, we have to go back to the future!

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When it comes to health insurance, you have many choices. Thanks for choosing Humana for your Medicare Part D plan. Please read through your annual notice of change packet. To stay with us next year, you don't need to do anything. Your coverage automatically renews January 1st.

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Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics alongside quantum mechanics. He is best known to the general public for his mass-energy equivalence formula E equals mc squared, which has been dubbed the world's most famous equation.

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Tommy has 14 grapes. Savannah has 9 grapes. How many more grapes does Tommy have than Savannah? Correct! Good job! Tommy has 5 more grapes than Savannah.

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Cannabis is finally overcoming the stigma of the past, and is fast becoming a leading industry that employs hundreds of thousands of people worldwide. In the United States alone, 47 states have legalized some form of medical marijuana, and 11 states have legalized its recreational use.

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At Mindscaling, we develop a proven process to build high-impact experiences to transform how people think and act. First, we identify what your organization needs. We help you assess and define your needs, and use a variety of styles, techniques, and elements to convey learning messages in effective and powerful ways.

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Step on the platform by tilting the joystick forward. Good! Splendid! You are the chosen one after all.

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I cannot be bought with money. I cannot be bought with power. I only trade for blood.

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Good work disposing of those rebels, sir, and just in time to answer your call from a Sweet Cheeks 101. Shall I patch it through or is this a private matter?

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So you won't talk. It's clear I can't make you talk. But just one question. Do you know this woman? Oh, this is your wife? She's a bit tied up at the moment.

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They came in peace at first. They offered hope, safety, everything we wanted to hear. Then the killings started. And when they weren't satisfied killing just for food, then they began killing for fun.