J. Michael Collins | Professional Voice Actor for Commercial & Radio Imaging

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Boy, what you need is a swift kick in the... Timberland Work Boots. The all-purpose boot.

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Try Lysol. Because cats pee everywhere.

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Timepieces by Cartier. Timeless elegance.

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Why do I ride so hard? Because good enough isn't good enough. Shimano.

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Bud, beer. Beer good.

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iPads, 30% off. This week only at Best Buy.

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When you know she's the one, the only choice is Zales. Flawless diamonds for flawless love.

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Takos, takos, takos, takooos?

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Callaway. We've got balls.

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Jimmy just farted. Jimmy got Pepto.

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More legroom, no brass knuckles, and lots of smiles. Why would you fly anybody else? Southwest.

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Target. Where the whole family shops.

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This Friday, the Door Buster event begins! The new Chevy Cruze from $19,000, Malibu's from $24,995, and the biggest selection of Impalas in the tri-state area. Don't wait! These deals will go fast! The Walton Chevrolet Door Buster event. I-95 just passed the stadium.

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Oh, look, another rough-and-rugged car commercial. Oh, check this one out. How fancy and elegant. Uh-huh. Does anybody do real anymore? That's more like it. The Kia Optima Hybrid. For people like you and me.

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some say she's big and ugly but I don't mind to me she's an angel big growling snarling angel the Dodge Ram chassis cam when pretty just don't get the job done

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Grace, elegance, and a little something unexpected under the hood, the new Lexus LS from $49,995. Visit your local Lexus dealer today for a test drive.

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The Ford Super Duty is back, with more horsepower, more torque, and more towing power than ever before. Because remember, if you're not making dust, you're eating it.

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Yeah, it's a cliché now, right? A commercial about our company principles? How sustainability matters to us? Why we try hard to minimize our footprint on the Earth? Maybe, but we still live these values every day. Hashtag Patagonia to learn more.

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Let's take a picture. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. That's not a picture! We recommend three hashtags or fewer. Instagram.

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We're by your bedside, down the hall, on call, all night, and all day. We're the ones who are here when times are tough, and there for you from start to finish. We are Kaiser Permanente.

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Six months, half a year, 180 days since she last plugged me in. I still have a few grounds from her last cup, but it's all good. She has an espresso machine now, so I'll just hang out here in the closet with Marvin, the CD player. He hums Justin Bieber songs all day.

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This is Keith, strong, manly, busting through his tank top like an Adonis with a bit too much chest hair. Keith is your Verizon home installation tech. And when he says he'll be there between 2 and 6 on the snowiest day of the year, by God you better believe it. Fortunately, he won't be wearing that tank top.

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This is Keith, strong, manly, busting through his tank top like an Adonis with a bit too much chest hair. Keith is your Verizon home installation tech. And when he says he'll be there between 2 and 6 on the snowiest day of the year, by God you better believe it. Fortunately, he won't be wearing that tank top.

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We're by your bedside, down the hall, on call, all night, and all day. We're the ones who are here when times are tough, and there for you from start to finish. We are Kaiser Permanente.

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Six months, half a year, 180 days since she last plugged me in. I still have a few grounds from her last cup, but it's all good. She has an espresso machine now, so I'll just hang out here in the closet with Marvin, the CD player. He hums Justin Bieber songs all day.

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Yeah, it's a cliché now, right? A commercial about our company principles? How sustainability matters to us? Why we try hard to minimize our footprint on the Earth? Maybe, but we still live these values every day. Hashtag Patagonia to learn more.

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Let's take a picture. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. That's not a picture! We recommend three hashtags or fewer. Instagram.

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Go ahead, take a wild guess at how many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups we produce on a daily basis at our factory in Hershey, Pennsylvania. No? Nothing? Well, the answer is a whopping 25 million. Yeah, we know, crazy right? From candy bars and spreads to cookies and cereals, Reese's boasts a product line of over 100 different products and is a beloved staple treat for fans of all ages.

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At Chase, you have access to J.P. Morgan Wealth Management Advisors who can help determine if your plans are on track. We offer a range of services to support you as your financial needs evolve over time. Our experts can assist with creating a personalized financial strategy for your wealth goals, whatever those may be. Find us at Chase.com and get your free one-on-one investment consultation today.

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Alongside the Montegrenaro facility, the Prada Group entrusts the architect Guido Canale with the design of a second factory dedicated to the production of footwear in the Arezzo province of Val D'Arno in Tuscany. Preservation and respect for the environment continue to be at the core of the design project of the building, which develops horizontally in order to limit an impact that could be perceived as outsized compared to its surrounding context.

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The ultimate driving machine isn't just a tagline we made up to sound like the cool kids on the block. Each and every BMW is carefully built for high performance and maximum enjoyment. Want to learn how to get the most out of one of our beasts? Check out our one or two day driver schools located in Thermal California and Spartanburg, South Carolina. After we run through some classroom basics, we'll take you to the tracks and put you behind the wheel for some hands-on experience.

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Before there was a United States, Bellevue was here, caring for the sick, the vulnerable. Through a revolution and a civil war, two world wars and countless epidemics, we have been the rock upon which this city depends. This time is no different.

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The lights are off, the arenas are shut, no buzzer beaters, no overtime nail biters, but America is a nation of fighters and soon we'll be back with your favorite teams and your favorite stars, once again lighting it up the way only we can. We are the NBA and nothing can keep us down. Stay strong America and stay safe.

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The government of Washington, D.C. would like to thank all of our residents for helping us get through this challenging time. Here are a few healthy reminders. The best preventative action is to avoid being exposed to the virus. Wash your hands with soap and water frequently.

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Okay, so getting a bag full of chalupas and our signature burritos delivered right to your door may not be as much fun as partying over a hot piping taco bell at our restaurants with a group of friends. But dude, it beats mom's chicken noodle whatever that is again, right? Order now on the app with contactless delivery.

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It seems like that in just an instant, the whole world changed. Humana knows that life suddenly got a whole lot harder. But we're in this together. If you need more time to pay your premium, your policy will not be affected. You've put your faith in us. Now, let us show you how much we care.

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In addition to performance of the essential functions, this position may be required to perform a combination of the following supportive functions. Report all suspicious persons or activities, hazardous conditions, etc. to Security Department. Attend all mandatory meetings. Keep work area neat and organized.

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Being a part of the lobster life is a way of life, and that only exists at Red Lobster. And no, that does not include binding your hands and diving into the tank of live Maine lobsters in the Maine Lobby. What? No, that's definitely never happened before, ever. Whatever you heard from Jerry, no you didn't. So if you're ready to get started, put the rubber bands down and click on the forward button to see what sets us a claw above the rest. Nobody got paid to write this.

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Gasoline engines are fueled with two chemical compounds, gasoline and air. Gasoline is made of two elements, hydrogen, H2, and carbon, C. In the form of gasoline, these two chemicals combine to make what we call a hydrocarbon, HC.

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When you bite into a lemon, you probably make a funny face. That's because of tiny sensory organs on our tongues called taste buds that react to the citric acid found in the lemon. Can you remember the five different types of tastes? Yes! Great work!

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Hi, Rachel. I wanted to take some time today to discuss your performance over the past quarter. Your project management skills have been top-notch, especially with the Jones account. You've really gone above and beyond to ensure that everything runs smoothly. I appreciate that, Alex. The Jones account has been quite challenging, but rewarding to work on. Absolutely, which is why I think you're ready for more responsibility.

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Hungry, but don't feel like slinking off the couch and putting on pants to drive all the way to that restaurant you've been craving shrimp tacos from since, oh yeah, nine o'clock in the morning yesterday? It's cool, we don't blame you. The good news is that restaurant is one out of hundreds of restaurant options on the Uber Eats app and can be delivered right to your front door. All you gotta do is click place order, then sit back and wait for it to show up.

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Imagine your favorite armchair, your bed, your dining table, and your office all in one. That's what it's like to fly in our Club World Long Haul Business Class Cabin. This spacious seat converts into a six-foot fully flat bed, so you can get an undisturbed full night of sleep and wake up well-rested for wherever your journey takes you. Wherever and whenever you fly Club World, you can expect the same impeccable standards as you always have from British Airways.

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Even the world's toughest warriors can't always evade cold symptoms. When the cough and sniffles win the battle, fight back with Vicks DayQuil and NyQuil combo packs. These packs contain acetaminophen to relieve aches and pains that accompany cold and flu. Click on the link below to find out how you can save $3 on your next purchase of any DayQuil or NyQuil product and defend yourself against those powerful germs.

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Welcome to the latest in Apple technology. Our sleekest, thinnest, fastest laptop yet, the MacBook Air is ready for any task you throw at it. The M3 chip runs up to 1.6 times faster than our previous models, and provides an impressive 18 hours worth of battery life. Designed to empower your creativity and enhance your productivity, this Mac runs all the apps you love and integrate seamlessly with your other Apple devices like iPhone and iPad.

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Thank you.

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At Faring Pharmaceuticals, we're dedicated to advancing healthcare and improving lives worldwide. With a focus on reproductive medicine, maternal health, gastroenterology, and urology, we are a leading research-driven specialty biopharmaceutical group.

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Before using Semaglutide, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it or have any other allergies. This product may contain inactive ingredients which can cause allergic reactions or other problems. Do not drive, use machinery, or do anything that needs alertness or clear vision until you are sure you can perform such activities safely.

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Our campus is host to a range of graduate medical education programs including both residency programs and fellowships. In addition to six independent Inova training programs, we also partner with Georgetown, GWU, the National Capital Consortium, and VCU to provide training in a total of 19 specialty training areas. We partner with eight nursing schools to provide training to students, as well as have partnerships in place with seven schools of pharmacy.

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Atherosclerosis is a chronic inflammatory disease characterized by the accumulation of immune cells in the intima of arteries. Experimental and clinical evidence shows that both innate and adaptive immunity orchestrate the progression of atherosclerosis.

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Virginia's ready to return to common sense. As governor, Abigail Spanberger will end the bigotry and brutality of Winsome Earl Sears and Glenn Youngkin. She'll protect LGBTQ plus rights, fight for working Virginians. Virginians also want a governor who's focused on the things that matter most to them, impacts of tariffs, antagonistic trade wars. On election day, vote Abigail Spanberger for governor.

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He's the worst of the MAGA monsters, Paul Gosar. He supports prison for women who get an abortion and the death penalty for their doctors, no exceptions. And he says the Fascist Proud Boys are a patriotic organization. Our district deserves better. In November, say no to MAGA monster Paul Gosar.

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It's like a Taylor Swift song, except in this bromance gone wrong, both Donald Trump and Elon are the anti-hero. One day it's kissy faces and Teslas wrapped in red bows. The next? Trashing each other on social media and starting a new political party. Former close ally Elon Musk announcing the formation of a new political party. But can we really be sure they're never, ever, ever getting back together? Only time will tell. But talk about strange bedfellows.

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I'm your Republican congressman. Pretty wife you got there. Too bad about the green card. Oh, and she's from one of those countries. Yeah, she's going to need to come with me. Don't worry, my friends in El Salvador will take really good care of her. These Marines? They're just here so you don't resist. Come on, honey, let's go. Paid for by Americans Against Ice.

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You know what would really make a big, beautiful bill? Free universal high-quality health care, child care, and college for every American. Seems like that would be a better look than billionaire tax breaks, right? And this bill, it is awful on every account, it adds $4 trillion to the debt. Call your congressperson. Tell them that Americans are ready to get the benefits our taxes should be paying for.

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The Democrats just can't help themselves. Anti-Semitism is their new platform. The party of Zoran Mamdani, AOC, and Rashida Tlaib has embraced Islamic extremism and want to globalize the Intifada. They're advocating for the annihilation of Jews, and pretty soon we're going to understand exactly what they mean. The Democrats call everyone else extremists, but maybe they should look in the mirror. Paid for by Freepak.

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We're so close to turning New Jersey red, and this November is our best chance yet. Liberal Mikey Sherrill will bring more of the same to our state. She supported cruelty to children during COVID, and Mikey Sherrill wants to restrict your freedom of speech and put you in jail for posting memes online. This November, tell Mikey Sherrill that New Jersey doesn't want a socialist nanny state.

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You don't change horses in midstream. It's a phrase that started here in Texas, and in the Senate primary, it has never been more true. Proven leader John Cornyn has represented the conservative values that make our state great, and has stood with the president to enforce immigration laws and return control over Texas law to Texans. The American people voted for a president to enforce our immigration laws, and I look forward to work with him. On primary day, stick with a winner. Vote John Cornyn for Senate.

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Jasmine Crockett. Like something out of Stranger Things, she seems to live in the upside-down, where capitalism and freedom are bad. Socialism and regulation on everything are good. She even thinks the government should control your thermostat. Her last name might be Crockett, but Jasmine Crockett's ideas are a crock of s**t.

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How did we get here? Our nation was born from a protest over a 2% tax on tea. Now, people are paying hundreds or even thousands of dollars a month to live in the houses they own. And it needs to end. Visit StopPropertyTax.org today and see how you can help.

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They said there was no coming back from it. You're done. Three ligaments. Hang it up. But that's not in his vocabulary. Joe Burrow doesn't speak done. Joe Burrow just does. Just do it. Nike.

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Wow, seven weeks ago, those were grapes. Now they look like one of the monsters from The Last of Us. The Frigidaire Gallery series has technology that can sense when food is spoiling and its connected tech can send you an alert on your phone or on the door display to let you know that something bad's in there. Frigidaire Gallery, because apocalyptic fungus should live on TV, not your grapes. Grab snacks and watch The Last of Us, now on HBO Max.

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This is Albert and this is Coil Array with Nicki Minaj Albert is 77 years old, likes gardening and music from the 1940s But Albert's new to the whole Spotify thing So he clicked on top 40 hip-hop instead of the top 1940s hits and now he's learning some new words Look, he's into it. That's right Albert, Blick Blick, baby

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Delta One. The world is calling. Experience the sweet life at 30,000 feet.

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Rivian save the planet and don't pay Elon. That's it. That's the commercial

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Feeling a little uncertain about your investments? You're not alone. In times of volatility, you need a partner you can trust. HSBC is here to guide you through market turbulence so your portfolio can continue to grow. Find out more at HSBC.com

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A busy family life has taken priority over updating a 1970s home. It's time for us to move. And mom is ready to find something new. No more renovations. But will dad let go of the house he loves? It'd be crazy to walk away right now. Love It or List It. Tonight at 9 or stream at hgtv.com.

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It all comes down to this. Jansen. That is in the center field! One game to win it all. Tampa Bay wins it! Who will become World Series champions? That is good! Game 7, Tuesday, only on FOX.

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You look like you're ready to go, cuz. Three champions are on a mission to beat Chop Judge Mark Murphy. All I have to say is, I'm gonna beat the pants off of all of them. And prove they're top-level contenders. There is no way in hell I'm going home without a fight. But will a super spicy entree surprise ruin their day? Open it up. An all-new Chop, tonight on Food Network.

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Discovery ventures into unknown space. Shields dropping as expected, sir. And Burnham, Saru and Culber make a shocking realization about the origin of the burn. We have to find it, somehow. While the rest of the crew faces an unexpected threat. Prepare to fire! Star Trek Discovery tonight at 9, 8 central on CBS.

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Lisa has harsh words for Ms. Hoover. You're an uninspiring act. But will her teacher's story change how she feels? Go to detention. And Bart is up to his usual tricks. Well, well, well, together at last. Season 32 of The Simpsons continues on Fox.

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From Lady Gaga, to The Weeknd, to Ed Sheeran, New York knows where the hits are. I like the music. Today's hit music! That's what I'm listening to. See 100. 100.3FM SiriusXM Channel 12.

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Benny used up all the Vaseline as a kid. Now, he's a professional jerk-off. The Benny and the Rodent Show, on Fry FM.

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Foe Fighters, Linkin Park, Guns N' Roses, K-Rock, 106.7

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Don't miss the Hawkeye in the Morning Show and Trapper John After News. Dallas' best choice for country. New Country 96.3 KSCS.

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Sometimes what you need in the morning is a big, wet kiss. Mwah! Kiss FM, LA's number one hit music station.

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The latest from Wall Street, the White House and around the world. This is News Talk Radio 77 WABC.

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It's a Texas OU grudge match followed by Michigan and Ohio State rivalry week Fox Sports big noon Saturday kickoff starts at 10 a.m. only on Fox

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It hurts. No pain, no gain. You get in the blue line, and then it's back in your zone. You chase, it hurts. You chase, it hurts. Back and forth, back and forth. Did he just hit the post? And then it's on your blade. Empty ice ahead, their whole line chasing behind. And when that red light goes off, and you hear that horn, it doesn't hurt so much anymore. The NHL Playoffs on TNT.

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Lopez Slova UFC fight night live from Las Vegas 8 7 central Saturday

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The Majesty. What a run from Johann Klein! The Glory. Five-time Olympian. The world is watching. The second gold medal of these games. The Winter Olympics, this February on NBC.

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The NHL, Major League Baseball, the NBA, and the exclusive home of Monday Night Football. ESPN, still the worldwide leader in sports.

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You have reached the Delta Airlines reservation line. If your baggage has been lost, delayed, or stolen, please press 4 to speak to a customer service associate. For new reservations, please press 1. For existing reservations, please press 2. For international travel, please press 3.

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Welcome to the Four Seasons Los Angeles Beverly Hills. A luxury hotel in the heart of California's most thriving community. For reservations, please press 1. For the concierge, please press 2. For dining and catering, please press 3. For sales, please press 4. Or stay on the line for the next available associate.

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Hi, thank you for calling IHOP. We're currently helping other guests, but hang on for just a second and we'll take your call as soon as we can. Did you know that now through the end of the month we've got our 4 for 1 pancake special? Get pancakes, two sides, and a drink for only $6.99. Ask your server for more details.

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Successfully brokering commercial real estate is, above all, about finding the right partner. Someone with experience. Someone like us. Engel & Volkers. Commercial. Engel & Volkers is one of the world's leading service companies specialized in commercial and residential real estate. For over 35 years, our global network and our experts' local market knowledge have formed the foundation for our success. We are now operational in over 36 countries on four continents. There are a total of 70 offices operating under the commercial real estate division. Be it residential and business properties, office, industrial and retail space, or hotels and investment portfolios, Engel & Volkers Commercial is always your competent partner.

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The Blue Squad was almost out of time. They had two minutes left to get the lobster tails plated and into the dining room. Oh, sh-t. Where 10 Michelin star chefs awaited their main course. But the smoke from the grill gave Squad Captain Jerry pause. I think it's a f-ing disaster. Destroying lobster was the ultimate culinary sin.

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The fantasy of a lover from outer space has been the subject of many trashy romance novels over the years. But now, the E.T. hunters were confronted with evidence that truth may, in fact, be stranger than fiction. The baby boom among the Mayans coincided with the hieroglyphs indicating visitation from the stars. Was it possible that the spate of pregnancies in the village was the result of an ancient alien orgy?

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Molly Wade seemed almost timid, shy and hesitant. She struggled to answer detective Bettis's questions. The evidence was clear, but the detective could scarcely believe that this teenage girl And so brutally murdered two young men twice her size

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He was the cultured face of a brutal regime. I find him quite charismatic, frankly. But Hermann Goring stood apart for his manners and social graces. He never tried to shield himself by saying, I was following orders. Raised among minor nobility, Goring learned the ways of German high society from a young age.

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When Bill Belichick arrived as coach of the New England Patriots, they were a team with little glory in their history. We're going to fight! We're going to lay down! But Belichick believed he could turn the struggling franchise around, and he would find the key piece to a 20-year run of unprecedented NFL success in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Tom Brady wasn't something that happens every year. An unheralded quarterback from the University of Michigan named Tom Brady.