Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
New York
Middle Age
Funny
Script:
I was never one for the sex act. It hurts my d**k, but I can take my teeth out if you know what I mean. I live with my mother, she's got running sores and a horrible smell, but I'm used to it, so you want my phone number?
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Sexy
Femme Fatale
Adult
Script:
I want you, and if you want me, I'm all yours. If you'd give me some of those pretty diamonds you have there.
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Irish
Funny
Quirky
Script:
I haven't got a pot of gold, but I can do your laundry, and I'm awful good at Brazilian waxing and massaging. Oh, do you need somebody murdered? No one ever suspects a leprechaun.
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Indian Accent
Dramatic
Super Hero
Script:
Now you know what it feels like to be on the ground. I am showing you pity now. You will not be given a second chance.
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Young Boy
Funny
Script:
The girl I love is always in detention cuz she's a badass Maybe if I give the principal wedgie, we'll always be together
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Southern Accent
Funny
Quirky
Script:
Gobble, gobble, that's what they're gonna do to us if they pick you, Sensei. Hello, my name is Clarence, and they pick and scratch like there's no tomorrow!
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Child
Funny
Script:
Mommy, you should kiss Daddy like the way you kiss the mailman. Really long and hard. With tongue!
Tags:
Animation
Cartoon
Videogame
Funny
Goofy
Monster
Lovable
Script:
Dear Santa, I have been a very good monster. I have kept my cave clean, and I have not eaten too many children. And I brushed all of my teeth, even the ones that fell out.