Greg Jake | Professional Voice Actor for Radio Imaging & Radio

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New year, new ride, new you. Start the year right in a brand new Ford from Warren Midtown Motors. Right now during our January sale, we're making it easy to stick to that upgrade my life resolution with big savings on Ford F-150s, Explorers, and Rangers. Break bad habits, not your budget. How about $12,000 off a 2025 F-150, $4,700 off a 2025 Explorer, or $5,200 off a 2024 and every new Ford comes with our double powertrain warranty. 10 years or 120,000 miles. That's a warranty built to outlast your payment book and the leftover holiday cookies. So warm up your driveway with something new. Hurry in to Warren Midtown Motors. 1995 Market Street, right next to Market Street Self Storage. January savings melt fast. Don't get left out in the cold. Q142, 2025 F-150, $12,000 off. Q323, 2025 Explorer, $4,700 off. O336, 2024 Ranger, $5,200 off. View the discount and rebate with approved credit.

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So let's get a few things straight. David Lee Roth is better than Sammy Hagar, the Cowboys are America's team, and Val Kilmer is the third best Batman. Okay, if we agree on all that, then I think we'll also agree on this. Four Stars Auto Ranch in Henrietta is the best place to buy your next vehicle. For a limited time, you'll receive 0% for 72 months on the all-new 2020 Chevy Silverado, or no payments for 120 days when you finance with GM Financials. That's right, you won't make a payment until October. Did you know that we can handle almost everything over the phone and we can deliver your new vehicle straight to your door? This is the best time to buy your next vehicle from Four Stars Auto Ranch in Henrietta, Texas. David Lee Roth, the Dallas Cowboys, and Val Kilmer would agree. Seriously, what a sentence. Shop us online at fourstarschevroletbuick.com or give us a call at 940-538-5678. The commitment at Four Stars Auto Ranch. Experience it. I always wanted to talk about Van Halen, football, and Batman in the same sentence.

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Offers are with approved credit. See dealer for details. How far would you drive to save thousands? Heck, even tens of thousands to get a high quality pre-owned pickup. With our great selection, we'll have what you're looking for at Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Westside. Choose from Ram, Chevy, GMC, Ford, and more. All starting at under 25 grand with payments from just $399 a month. Take I-295 to Commonwealth Avenue on the west side of Jacksonville and you're here. Our truck specialists will show you factory demos, bank repos, trade-ins, and lease returns. We know you're busy. We won't waste your time. We've got lots of financing options and can get you a loan at the best rates available. Bring us your old car or truck in trade and get more for it. See our inventory at jackswest.com. Pick out the one you want and we can even bring it to you. Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Westside. We may be in the city, but we're country at heart. I-295 and Commonwealth Avenue.

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It's the end of the year savings event at Midtown Motors, and the clock is ticking. Now through the end of the month, we're unwrapping some of the biggest offers of the year on your favorite boards. Get mega bonus cash, plus 0% financing for 60 months on select new Ford. Guys, look what I got. Pay no interest for five full years on the vehicles you actually love driving. And every qualifying new Ford comes with our double factory powertrain warranty. 10 years or 120,000 miles of worry-free coverage. More peace of mind, more hometown care. That's Midtown Motors. Year-end savings? You bet. How about 13,000 off a 2025 F-150 or 3,000 off a 2025 Bronco Sport? These deals end when the year does, and they're disappearing fast. So hurry in today to Warren Midtown Motors on the four lane in Warren where hometown care meets year-end savings. Find your deal before the ball drops and drive into the new year in a brand new Ford. Stock numbers, Q095 and Q139 includes package, discount, factory, rebate, and dealer discount.

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You've tried the rest, now shop the best. Our service is second to none. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Wow, that's a lot of cliches. And what does that last one even mean? What do you say we cut through the marketing talk and just get down to business? At Four Stars Auto Ranch, we've got Ram trucks and we've got a lot of them. Qualified buyers will receive $10,500 total savings when you finance with Chrysler Capital on the 2020 Ram 1500 Lone Star 4x4 Crew Cab. You've really got to see our huge inventory in person to believe it. Or on the other hand, you could always see it at fourstarsdcjr.com. You don't get the new car smells, but I get it. Your living room is comfy. However you do it, check out the Ram lineup at Four Stars Auto Ranch. Drive it off the lot yourself or have us deliver straight to you. Give us a call at 940-538-4400 or visit fourstarsdcjr.com. Drive forward this month at Four Stars CDJR. The commitment at Four Stars Auto Ranch. Experience it.

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If you're ready to drive a new car, truck, or SUV in the new year, check out the incredible selection available at Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. We've got what you're looking for at a price and payment to fit your budget. Choose from Compass, Cherokee, Grand Cherokee, Gladiator, Tough Ram Trucks, Charger, and Challenger. See our inventory at number1cjd.com. Time to trade in and trade up. Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington, 9600 Atlantic Boulevard. Compass, Cherokee, Grand Cherokee, Gladiator, Tough Ram Trucks, Charger, and Challenger.

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Looking for a great deal on a brand new Ford? Then it's time to head to Warren Midtown Motors. Right now, get 0% APR for 60 months, zero down, and no payments until Valentine's Day. All right. That's on select new 2025 Fords, including Explorer, Mach-E, Escape, F-150, Lightning Transit Van, and Select Super Duties. All right. Okay, back to the commercial. Check out these incredible savings. $13,000 off a 2024 Bronco Badlands, or $7,000 off a 2024 Ford Ranger. And remember, every new ride comes with our double factory powertrain warranty. 10 years or 120,000 miles of worry-free driving. That's more peace of mind and more hometown care, only at Midtown Motors. So don't wait. Make your move today at Midtown Motors on the four lane, next to Market Street Self Storage, or click MidtownMotorsPA.com. Stock number, low APR, offer with approved credit. 0656BRONCO0468RANGER, includes dealer discount, package discount, and factory rebate with approved credit.

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Summer is here, and at Four Stars Toyota in Alta... Okay, hold on. I see you driving and looking at your phone. You can text your Aunt Patty back another time, okay? Let's focus on the road. All right, now, as I was saying, at Four Stars Toyota, we're making it easier than ever to shop for your next vehicle at our dealership or in the comfort of your home. For a limited time, you'll receive 0% for 60 months or 3,000 customer cash plus 1,500 special edition bonus cash on the 2020 Toyota Tundra Special Edition, plus no payments for 90 days when you finance with TFS through July 6th with approved credit. $2.89 dealer dock fee included. At Four Stars, we're making your buying process convenient and safe. We're ready to serve you in person at our dealership or over the phone. Give us a call today at 580-482-3814 or shop our entire inventory online at fourstarstoyota.com. But obviously not while you're driving. Wait till you get home. And then text your Aunt Patty back while you're at it. Four Stars Toyota, let's go places. With approved credit. Offered out until July 6th, 2020.

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All offers are with approved credit and not in conjunction. See dealer for complete details. Start something new sales events. Three, two, one. Here we go. Come on in and let's get this car party started. It's a new year and we've got the new cars, trucks and SUVs you'll want to drive at Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. Get electrified and go the distance with a new Grand Cherokee or Wrangler four by e gas or electric. The power is yours. Come in today and find out if you're eligible for a $7,500 federal tax credit. All our Jeeps, including Compass, Cherokee and Wrangler are all priced to sell. Nobody beats our selection. See them all at number one CJD.com. Our lenders are standing by to get you financed at the best rates available. 100% credit approval is our goal all month long. Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. No hassle, no haggle. Just fast and friendly service you can count on. 9600 Atlantic Boulevard across from that Regency Square Mall.

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It's the Black Friday Tire Event at Midtown Motors. Buy any set of Goodyear, Cooper, Michelin, Hankook, or BFGoodrich tires and get a $150 mail-in rebate for 32,004 points, plus $80 off instantly for military and first responders. And don't miss our works package. Oil change, rotation, inspection, and wash, now $20 off. Low tire price guarantee, double factory power drain warranty, hometown peace of mind. Scheduled today at Midtown Motors on the 4-lane next to Market Street Self-Storage in Warren.

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It's true, Texoma. The best selection of clean, quality vehicles can only be found at one place. Drumroll, please. You guessed it. Four Stars Auto Ranch in Henrietta, Texas. Man, that was a weak drumroll. For a limited time, you'll receive 0% APR for 72 months or no payments for 120 days when you finance with GM Financial on the 2020 Equinox. This is huge. You could receive your new vehicle today and not make a payment until October. Did you know that we can handle almost everything over the phone and we can deliver your new vehicle straight to your door? We're ready to serve you in person at our dealership or over the phone. So give us a call today at 940-538-5678 or shop our entire inventory online at fourstarschevroletbuick.com. Request a quote today. Four Stars Auto Ranch, Henrietta, Texas. The commitment at Four Stars Auto Ranch. Experience it. Hey, can we find a better drummer next time? Hey, can we find a better drummer next time? Hey, can we find a better drummer next time?

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All offers are with approved credit and not in conjunction. See dealer for complete details. Start something new sales event. Are you ready? Ready to drive a new car, truck, or SUV in the new year? We've got what you want with a price and payment to fit your budget at Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. Looking for a new pickup? Choose Ram and drive the best. Save thousands on a tough truck that's packed with all the technology and features you want in a new pickup and deserve. Nobody can beat our selection of regular cab, crew cab, and quad cab. Get financed today at the best rates available. Maybe you're interested in a new Dodge Charger or Challenger. We'll have the one you want. See all our inventory at number1cjd.com This is a great time to trade in and trade up. Get the most for your car or truck. Keep the cash or use it for a down payment. Jacksonville Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. Just fast and friendly service you can count on. Call 1-800-6600 at Landig Boulevard across from the Regency Square Mall.

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Brand new car smell, without the brand new car bill. That's how we roll at Midtown Motors in Warren. Check out these deals that won't put a hole in your wallet. Get the 2013 Hyundai Sonata, just $139 a month for 42 months. How about the 2017 Toyota RAV4, only $238 a month for 72 months. And while we're at it, how about the 2016 Ford F-150, just $339 a month for 66 months. Every single pre-owned vehicle comes with our double factory powertrain warranty. 10 years or 120,000 miles of hometown peace of mind. Low payments, big value, zero stress. These rides move fast, just like these deals. Blink and they'll be gone. And I don't see one here with your name on it. Seriously, these deals are flying faster than a test drive on Route 6. So don't wait. Visit Midtown Motors on the 4 lane next to Market Street Self Storage today. $2,995 cash or trade equity plus tax title and license with a proof credit.

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School's out, summer's here, and the deals at Four Stars Auto Ranch are hot. So hot, you could fry an egg on them. Though we don't recommend that you do that, it's a mess. Make the short drive and see for yourself. There's no better place to buy your next vehicle than Four Stars Auto Ranch in Henrietta, Texas. And the all-new Jeep lineup is styled to stand out. For a limited time, you'll receive 0% APR for 72 months when you finance with Chrysler Capital on the 2020 Jeep Compass. This is huge. Not up for a drive? We're making it easier than ever to shop for your next vehicle in the comfort of your home. Visit fourstarsdcjr.com and request a quote today. Our promise to you is to provide the best service with the best pricing and the best value for your trade-in. Check out our massive inventory online at fourstarsdcjr.com or give us a call at 940-538-4400. Sign up forward this month at Four Stars CDJR. The commitment at Four Stars Auto Ranch. Experience it.

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All offers with approved credit and not in conjunction. See dealer for complete details. Jeep adventure days. Three, two, one. Here we go. Set a course for savings and head to the Jeep place. Jacksonville Chrysler, Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. Drive a brand new Compass and get a new car loan today with easy financing. Take advantage of the best rates available. Cherokee, Gladiator, Grand Cherokee. We've got a great selection and they all need to go. Come to 9600 Atlantic Boulevard. We'll go for a test drive and have some fun. You can do it. See our inventory at numberonecjd.com. Bring us your old Jeep in trade and get the most for it. Even if you don't buy from us, buy any new Jeep and you're automatically in the Jeep wave program. There's lots of perks and maintenance is worry-free. Our goal is 100% credit approval all month long. Jacksonville Chrysler, Jeep Dodge Ram Arlington. No hassle, no haggle, just fast and friendly service you can count on. 9600 Atlantic Boulevard. Across from that Regency Square Mall.

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We brew for one purpose. Clean, crisp refreshment that never stops. Coors Light. The world's most refreshing beer.

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Avocados from Mexico make everything better, from burgers to burritos to bad news at the airport. All flights have been canceled. Excuse me, did you just sing that all flights have been canceled to the avocados from Mexico jingle? Well, they make everything better. They taste good. They're good for you. Mm, guacamole. Canceled? And we are back on vacation. Woo! Avocados from Mexico.

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The F-150 hauls more than any other truck in its class. It gives you the muscle to move the world. Ford, the future of tough.

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Dear homeowners, it's with a heavy heart and a rapidly melting compressor that I, your loyal A.C. unit, am resigning. Despite my efforts to keep you cool, the condition of your attic has made the whole home unbearable. Your soon-to-be former A.C. unit. Did you know that the only way to truly guarantee your A.C. will last through the summer is to fix your attic? Energy Attic will fix your attic and save your A.C. with our A.C. guarantee. Visit FixYourAttic.com.

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Hey, it's your AC. This is my going away party. It isn't the surprise you wanted, but the attic left me no choice. It's been miserable trying to cool this home for years. Do me a favor. When the next unit is installed, have Energy Attic fix the attic or this will happen again. Did you know the only way to truly guarantee your AC will last through the summer is to fix your attic? Energy Attic will fix your attic and save your AC with our AC Guarantee. Visit fixyourattic.com

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Gold Bond salutes all you fixers out there. Fixers of wobbly chairs, squeaky stairs, and drippy faucets. Folks who can fix just about anything, except dry cracked hands. Whoa, that's bad. Man. Say hello to Gold Bond Cracked Skin Cream. More than a lotion, it precisely fills, soothes, and protects rough cracked fingers and knuckles. 91% said cracked skin felt smoother in one day. Yep, feeling good. Gold Bond Cracked Skin Cream. Use as directed. Find it in the first aid aisle.

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Takis Fiber Internet is a proud partner of the Houston Astros, which got us thinking. If Takis were a baseball player, what would our walk-up song be? Something fast? Something reliable? Or something smooth? Take your pick, because blazing fast Takis Internet is also as reliable as a solid bullpen. So you can stream every Astros game, play video games, and make crystal clear video calls without a hitch. Plus, once you sign up, that price is locked in for life. No curveballs or hidden fees. Okay, we're definitely feeling this track too. Step up to the plate with 100% frustration-free internet. Visit T-A-C-H-U-S dot com to see if Takis Fiber Internet is available in your area.

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To remind people that Takis Fiber Internet is a proud partner of the Houston Astros, we wanted to do it in the most baseball way possible. Internet, get your blazing fast fiber optic internet here! Then we thought we could just tell you that 100% frustration-free Takis Fiber Internet gives you the fastest upload and download speeds possible. Let's go Takis! Visit T-A-C-H-U-S dot com to see if Takis Fiber Internet is available in your area. T-A-C-H-U-S

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Some mornings are filled with questions, like did I remember my phone? Do the kids have their lunches? Did I brush my teeth? Luckily, there's never a question about breakfast, because McDonald's has got it covered with the morning meal deal for just three bucks.

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There's no one way to get business done, but there's one hotel where travelers can always be their best. Our job is to help you do yours. Crowne Plaza Hotels and Resorts.

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Every day offers an opportunity to follow your dream. It's our job to help support them. Your dream is out there. Go get it. We'll protect it. American Family Insurance.

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Who says you can't give yourself a gift for the holidays, especially with our best prices of the year? Treat yourself with deals like a Williams Overture II Digital Piano, just $549. Or a JBL Limited Edition Powered Studio Monitor, just $99. This holiday season, find your sound at Guitar Center.

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This is the Miscellaneous Podcast with Elena Davies, your weekly inspo to just be you. With encouragement to ditch the fairytale facade and embrace your messy but beautiful reality. So get ready to laugh, think, and wonder what's going to come out of her mouth next. And here she is, Elena Davies. Thank you for listening to Miscellaneous Podcast with Elena Davies, your weekly inspo

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Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Cat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head. From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world. And now here's your host, Cat Dunn.

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This is the Confident Collective Podcast with your hosts, Christina Zias and Raeanne Langis. Two plus-size models and body activists here to get real and candid about living your most confident life. Get ready for powerful conversations that will leave you laughing, motivated, and inspired. Inspired, inspired, inspired, inspired. This is a production of the Center for Autism and Related Disorders in the U.S. Center for Autism and Related Disorders

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This is Corks in Cowtown, a podcast that explores the movers, shakers, influencers, and the finest Fort Worth has to offer. And now, here are your hosts. You can't come on yet. You have to do a shambong first. There we go. And now, here are your hosts, Robin and Barton.

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Weekday mornings at 6. It's the Fred and Gene Show on 99.9 XFM.

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The 90s. The 90s at noon. Bringing back the best of 90s rock while you try to figure out what trend is coming back next. That neon tracksuit? Killer.

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Your number one hit music station. Hit music lives here. KFXY is Mix 100.

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The Summer's Hottest Hits. Hang out here. Hot 96.

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Your number one hit music station. Hit music lives here. Let's go. Hit music first. Keep doing what you do. Today's Best Mix.

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Country 95 presents another life lesson to live by. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it more afterward, but it dies in the process. Don't be a joke-splainer.

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Today's Best Country. Come along for the Country Countdown. All your friends are here. Hey everybody, this is Eric Church. I'm Garth Brooks. Hey, it's Luke Bryan. This is Keith Evans.

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Get more of today's hits. The Biggest Artists. Play here.

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Welcome, welcome to The Alternative.

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Today's Rock Alternative. XFM.

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Weekday mornings at 6. It's the Fred and Gene Show on 99.9 XFM.

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Did someone say the nineties? The nineties it knew. Bringing back the best of nineties rock, while you try to figure out what trend is coming back next. That neon tracksuit? Killer.

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Get more of today's hits, the biggest artists, play here. I go by the name of Halsey. Kendrick Lamar. Mila Cabello. I'm Khalil. Right here. KFXY is Mix 100.

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That's one small step for man, and one giant leap for rock and roll. We landed on the moon and this landed on your radio. It's another swinging 60's weekend on Q101.

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It's the British Invasion Weekend. Oh, what happened to my voice? Am I British the whole weekend? Oh, bollocks. That's terrible B-B-B-British accent.