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It fell wrong to us that only large investors were getting the consistent bond fund performance that everyone deserves. So Vanguard made institutional quality funds available to all. Vanguard. Discipline that delivers.
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You ever open up your fridge and there's only a bag of carrots and some ketchup? So you start searching ketchup carrot recipes online? Maybe next time order from Grubhub. Then you don't have to find a wine that pairs with ketchup carrots. It's a Riesling, by the way.
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There has never been, and there will never be, a perfect round of golf. Certainly not in my lifetime. But damn if we won't try. Garmin. We got your game.
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Caution, wildlife crossing ahead. Noted. Though, feels like the wildlife are the ones who should be getting the warning. Caution, 349 horsepower all-wheel drive Quattro ahead. Take your time, big guy. I've got heated seats. And better hair.
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Here's a question. If your friend sends a message to your phone asking for an address that's in your phone, shouldn't the first one to find it be your phone? Ask more of your phone. Google Pixel 10.
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As a first responder, you need a network you can count on at every stage of your mission. One that has prioritized your connectivity for over 30 years. Before the call. During the storm. Through the recovery. There's a reason why more first responders choose Verizon Frontline over any other network.
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One of the great things about getting older is the built-in excuses. Want to go to brunch? Sorry, my knee hurts. Kenny G concerts? Damn, my back's out. So I kind of have mixed feelings about Aleve's All Day Pain Relief. I'm for it, but nobody can know about it.
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Everyone deserves their shot at the American dream. Welcome home. It's perfect. Own the dream. Rocket Mortgage.
