Dean T Moody | Professional Voice Actor for Character & Video Games

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Actually, I'm somewhat of an expert on 15th-century penny whistles.

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I have no idea how she got that job, but that's what she does now. I know, right? She's so fucking horrible at it. I mean, her grammar, use of words, reading and listening skills are great. The problem's only with her god-awful pronunciation.

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I wish I could come with you and show that ugly schemer the business end of my hammer.

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Conspiracy Bob here. Ever ask yourself who is generating those numbers? Who is spraying poisons in our sky? Who is creating those GMOs? Who wants to bring about one world government and manipulate humanity for their own personal benefit? I'll bet you haven't, because you already know the answers, don't you?

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Suck the house into a parallel dimension one time, and you just can't let it go, can you?

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Once, in a softer, sweeter world, this would have been a petty problem, a story it gets lost in the buzz of the telling. Now and perhaps forever it is all the story we have.

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I can't believe this! Steaks as big as a baseball glove! Batter up!

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I have to be honest with you, Miss Bach, I don't know that I can, in good conscience, emancipate a minor under the age of sixteen.

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Will everyone do me a favor and just shut the hell up? No, just because I have three swords does not mean I'm compensating.

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You know those long, sticky rolls of paper you pull out of a little tube, you hang from the ceiling to catch flies? I wanted to use that as a... as a painting.

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Using the Citi Double Cash Card means you earn 1% cash back when you buy and another 1% when you pay. What a concept! Double really does mean double. Apply for yours at Citi.com slash Double Cash.

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We know when you bite into any variety of Organic Valley cheese, you can taste the extra goodness that comes from using organic milk. We're proud to make cheese that's always free of antibiotics, hormones, or GMO anything. We're Organic Valley.

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Enjoy a refreshing clean finish with a hint of caramel sweetness and just the right amount of bitterness. Pilsner Urquell, the world's first Pilsner Golden Lager since 1842.

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Eye-catching design that can go the distance while keeping you connected and entertained. Make plugging in part of your daily routine with the all-electric Chevy Volt TV.

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I've gotten to the last episode of Breaking Bad three times now. No, don't tell me what happened. I love this show so much, I'm gonna start from the beginning again. Sorry, cable. Netflix.

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Roll into the future with luggage that does more than hold your clothes. It has a built-in scale, two external USB ports for charging, and location sensors that make finding it easy. What will they think of next? Raiden Luggage. Find it at Bed Bath & Beyond.

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2,200 miles of pure beauty. A trail that spans 14 states. Only one in four people complete the entire hike each year. We're talking about the Appalachian Trail. This venture requires training. Not only physically, but also mentally.

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No matter where you go, there is a common necessity amongst every living being on Earth. Water. Without water, life on this planet would cease to exist. It's incredible to think that 97% of the world's water is made up of our oceans. Where is the rest? And do humans use it?

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What was once a war zone filled with violence and bloodshed, all while being divided by the famous Berlin Wall, is now a park, a symbol of freedom and peace in Germany. If one visits Mauerpark today, they might hear musicians from an array of genres, taste the food of many cultures, but most importantly, experience the turbulent history of one of the world's most fascinating cities.

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The Library of Alexandria was one of the world's greatest stores of knowledge. It had an enormous impact on the advancement of what is now modern science, and was home to some of history's greatest mysteries. Join us on a journey where we imagined what would have happened had its vast accumulation of documents survived the Great Fire.

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California, with the world's 8th largest economy, exemplifies what energy efficiency can accomplish. In 1960, Californians used the same amount of electricity per capita as the national average. By 2010, the national average had tripled.

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We've all heard the expression fighting like cats and dogs, but where does that idea come from? And is there any truth behind it? We look into the legendary feud between cat and dog to see if they are really the sworn enemies we make them out to be.

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Petrisys' three main software products cater for mapping, surface modeling, and data management. In this brief presentation, we will walk through some of the key features of our mapping and surface modeling. Petrisys starts with a launcher screen, from which we can review our mapping projects.

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To know about how LinkedIn started, we looked to its founder, Reid Hoffman, launched LinkedIn in the spring of 2003. Previous to creating LinkedIn, Hoffman worked at Apple and Fujitsu. Hoffman also was a member of the founding four for PayPal. With his previous successes, Hoffman created one of the most formidable marketing and social networking sites.

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Any one of us can learn to save a life. Most of the time the life saved would be someone close to us. Unfortunately, only 5% of the people in the United States have taken time to learn this valuable skill. In this presentation, the American Institute for Resuscitation will provide information necessary for the understanding of proper CPR technique.

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Cooksey is a strategic communications firm with 25 years of experience delivering results that hit all the right notes for cities across Texas. For cities that need an outside perspective, Cooksey conducts in-depth communications audits and develops strategic recommendations that improve stakeholder engagement efforts.

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Listen to K-Flip at work. Then, claim us as a dependent on your taxes. Check with your tax advisor to be sure about that. Crank it up! Oh, let me say, I gotta start from the beginning. The home of classic hits. Let's rock this joint! Crank it up! And a few that made you hurl. Q103 You guys rock me up. Wake up with Terry and Tracy in the morning. And groove to Chicago's number one hit music station while you work. Go to Dan and George Monday morning to find out all the details. Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning with Q99.7 As always, Q99.7 will totally disavow any knowledge of you after this promotion is over. Good luck. It's Georgia who's gonna conquer the Crimson Tide! Catch all the action right here. Fun 101, your Georgia Bulldog station. Southern Idaho's number one hit tuvan throat singing station. Not owned by a megacorporation. Not some outrun program by a guy in New York City. New York City! Just good, honest music for hardworking Georgians. Live and local. We're Magic 99.5

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You will take out the perimeter defenses and open the main gate. Once the gate's open, we'll move in. Keith, you make damn sure you get yourself through those bloody sentries as quickly as possible.

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What did I do? I robbed banks, I ran whores, I-I smuggled dope! These were the opportunities I had. At least I took them!

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There are necromorphs everywhere. Is the entire sprawl infected? How did this happen? I destroyed the marker. They must have built another one, but why?

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You implore me? You always were one for fancy words. Well, things are different now, Rick. Now I'm in charge.

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I have need of your power rings! It is useless to resist! Now, to the planet Earth, for the one color left to acquire! Mwahahaha!

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Your fate is decided. Everlasting damnation for your sins. Soon you'll be joined by those whose lives you have ruined.

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Unit 5, we seem to have lost contact with the rest of the team. My God, what is that?

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Do you even know who you're talking to? Basically, I'm kind of a big deal. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.

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Using highly sophisticated technology, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet. Unfortunately, this will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun, where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas! But of course, sacrifices must be made.