Dave Bisson | Professional Voice Actor for Animation & Commercial

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Come on, Josh. I know Laura doesn't want you to do anything dangerous or stupid, but we're men! That's what we do, man! That's what we're good at! That's our thing!

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I have carried the people of this planet as a burden for thousands of years. My protection has been the greatest blessing any species could ever hope for, and you have somehow managed to squander it!

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Oh, this is why I didn't want to come to the Northwoods. Bob's, we got no supplies, we're completely out of food, and he's one vocal crazy! Nothing's working out like you said it was gonna! All right, you just get out of here, I'll try to convince him I was just looking for the bathroom or something.

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You can't spend all day inside your video game lair. Come on, this is gonna be fun! This is gonna be educational. This is gonna be fun-g-cational! Ha ha ha!

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With all due respect, Captain, this plan is reckless and completely unnecessary! Get off me! A lot of good men are gonna die today all because you wanna try to score points with the top brass!

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You mean to tell me you ain't never heard the legend of Whole Pizza Gomez? Where he ate a whole pizza...twice?

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Okay, so the good news is, I was able to secure more farm tools to replace the ones you two dingleberries lost in last week's giant maggot stampede incident. The bad news is, I've sold you both to another farm to pay for the tools.

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Red 9, swing around to point A2. I'll cut across their axis and move to intercept. Kid, I don't know how you're doing that, but keep it up. We're gonna need all the luck we can get if we're gonna make it home in one piece.

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Unlike the Honda Accord, the all-new Kia Optima has more standard horsepower, better combined fuel economy. Then again, it's not like we're keeping score. The 2025 Optima. Visit your local Optima dealer and see why it's one smart move.

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We humans are resilient but we're vulnerable too. At Sutter Health we see you as the sometimes vulnerable always resilient person you are. Sutter Health helping every human every way we can.

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To announce Taco Bell's Ultimate Steak Taco, we've made the ultimate radio commercial. It's got twice the steak, so we've added twice the explosions! And also a helicopter! The new XXL Steak Crispy Taco. It's the ultimate taco. Uh, guys, can I get a little help with these flames?

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Don't eat them for the 100% whole-grain oats. Don't eat them because they can help lower cholesterol. Don't even eat them for you. Eat them for her. Daddy, I love you. Cheerios.

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When you use public Wi-Fi without ExpressVPN, you're broadcasting your personal information to the world. My social security number is 286-345... You'd never do that in a million years. But that's exactly what's happening when you use public Wi-Fi without ExpressVPN protection. Protect your online data with ExpressVPN.

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The future you want doesn't just come to you. You have to go get it. AIG. Embrace your future with confidence.

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Lesson 3 Administration of a Group Benefits Program Confirmation of Eligibility Confirmation of eligibility applies to two different parties, the prospective plan member, generally the employee, and, if applicable, the dependents of the plan member. Click on Employee or Dependents to learn the issues and process that apply to each group.

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The functions of individual toll-like receptors, or TLRs, differ in expression patterns. For example, human neutrophils express TLR1 through TLR9, and mast cells lining the mucosa and vascular endothelium express TLRs 1, 2, 4, and 6.

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The Beast Horizontal Grinder is designed with safety decals and guards for your protection. The words Danger, Warning, Caution, and Notice are used on the safety decals and throughout the manual to make you aware of the safety procedures.

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Checking your enrollment status is fast and easy. Simply click on your name here in the top right and select My Applications and Coverage from the drop-down menu. Then, select your completed application under Your Existing Applications.

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Projects are divided into phases such as initiating, planning, executing, monitoring and control process, and closing. This is a project lifecycle. The phases sound simple enough, so why bother to engage in project management? Let's take a look at some statistics.

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Let's be honest, if this website had just been a boring wall of text like most other websites, you would have clicked the back button on your browser and been long gone a long time ago. Ah, but you didn't. You're still here, watching this video. And if videos like this one can keep your attention, then they can keep the attention of your potential customers too.

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The complexity and scalability of vast amounts of data is overwhelming. You need a unified technology platform, a single space that translates complex genomic data into actionable clinical results for clinicians and patients without test type or technology limitations.

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At UC Merced, you educate, discover, and inspire every day. And that requires the right tools. But dealing with multiple interfaces, systems, and processes can mean not having what you need when you need it most. Not anymore. Introducing BobcatBot, the new e-procurement solution at UC Merced.

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Whether you develop land or start with serviced lots, New Star gives you powerful control over takeoffs, including bidding and contracting, and built-in cash flow analysis. When the contract is signed, the lot is marked as sold, in your sales office and online. Buyers can preview options for a faster design center appointment and more upgrades sold.

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Here's how we handle accounts payable. You get a bill. You scan your bill to our team. We review, code, and schedule your bill for payment. When it's due, we analyze your cash flow, then process payment. You receive confirmation right in your inbox. It's that easy.

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I never thought we'd see you again. Where have you been, man? Hey, I asked you a question. Where have you been? Oh, this is gonna be fun!

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Motors! Mayhem! Madness! Oh, now it's a party! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Don't let them take you alive, boys! ANARCHY!

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Nothing you could do, nothing you could do! You were supposed to protect us! You said that you could keep us safe, you promised! So how could something like this happen? Huh? Say something!

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I don't need a partner, and I sure as hell don't need no sidekick. I need myself a deputy. Now put your hand on this damn book before I shoot you and find myself another.

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I just get the stuff onto the streets. I have no idea where they're keeping it, uh, but if you let me go I could probably- AHHHHH OKAY OKAY OKAY! IT'S WINDHOUSE 43! WINDHOUSE 43 SOUTH END OF THE DOCKS! THAT'S WHERE THEY KEEP EVERYTHING!

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Oh you surface dwellers are rare. Once you find one, you tend to stay on its trail, and your trail has just come to an end.

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Ah, how I wish I could stay with you forever, little one, but I am an old man. Now, sit, please.

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The Sinclara cough system is intended for use on pediatric to adult patients who are unable to cough or clear secretions effectively due to reduced peak cough expiratory flow. This could be a result of neuromuscular deficits or severe fatigue associated with intrinsic lung disease. Therapy is indicated for, but is not limited to, patients with the conditions seen listed here. Muscular dystrophy, spinal muscular atrophy, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, spinal cord injuries, myasthenia gravis, postpolio syndrome, and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, COPD.

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GenCRISPR synthetic sgRNAs are proven effective for targeted gene editing in knockout and HDR mediated knock-in experiments. Combining sgRNA with Cas9 protein into a ribonucleoprotein or RNP complex offers additional advantages over traditional plasmid or virus based delivery systems including lower immunogenicity and reduced off-target effects. Additionally, we offer custom synthesis of PEG RNA for prime editing and crRNA for cpf1 Cas12a editing systems.

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After knee replacement surgery, you'll rest in a recovery area for a short time. How long you stay in the hospital after surgery depends on your individual needs. Many people can go home the same day. The risk of blood clots increases after knee replacement surgery. Here are some steps you can take to help prevent this complication. Move early. You'll be encouraged to sit up and walk with crutches or a walker soon after surgery. Apply pressure. Both during and after surgery, you might wear elastic compression stockings or inflatable air sleeves on your lower legs. The air sleeves squeeze and release your legs, which helps keep blood from pooling in the leg veins, thus reducing the chance the clots will form. Take blood thinners. Your surgeon might prescribe an injected or oral blood thinner after surgery. Depending on how soon you walk, how active you are, and your overall risk of blood clots, you might need blood thinners for several weeks after surgery.

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There's a myth that great sound, truly great sound, is only for the select few. We disagree. Polk has spent the last 50 years proving that wrong, crafting hi-fi and home theater speakers for laid-back listeners and all-out audiophiles alike. We bring award-winning audio to your listening space. How's that sound?

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Since 1983, Bandit has manufactured equipment for a multitude of wood waste processing markets. The vision since the very beginning was to build high-quality, highly productive, and easy-to-maintain equipment that provides years of dependable service.

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What's Indiana Tech all about? Well, it's about opportunities. And there are a lot of them here. With more than 60 quality degree programs in areas like cybersecurity, health sciences, and sports management, as well as 28 athletic teams, you might be surprised as to just how much Indiana Tech has to offer.

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To possibilities that once seemed impossible. To strength you didn't know you had. To understandings that reshape everything. Cancer is a beginning, and we'll be here for you.

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Today's consumers demand applications and services that happen in real-time. And that means banks that want to remain competitive need to rethink how fast their systems operate. Heritage systems that are updated to embrace open-source technologies become more agile, helping firms innovate faster, absorb new talent, and deliver the relevant experiences customers now expect.