Bruce Miles | Professional Voice Actor for Character & Commercial

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There are seven people in the Lugnut family. Lester and Lurleen are the parents. Luther, Lenny, and Lonnie are the boys, and Lulu and Lena are the girls. Some of the things that people in town complain about don't bother me. For instance, they practice playing their tubas in the backyard. We really don't hear their music because of the Doberman pinchers they raise and train. The Lugnuts have 32 Dobermans that really make a racket, especially when the family practices their tubas.

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And all thanks, said the foreman, I've got a man who can beat any machine ever made. I'll give it to you for free if you can prove that, said the stranger. When asked if he would do it, John Henry replied, I'll beat that steam pounder or I'll die with my hammer in my hand. So a great contest was arranged. Folks came from all over Georgia to see John Henry try to beat the steam machine. The stranger got up steam in his machine. John Henry spat on his hands, picked up his hammer, stood ready. At the word go, John Henry began to drive steel spikes into the rocky ground. The steam pounder did the same, and for a while the two of them drove spike for spike. John Henry paid no attention to anything except his hammer. At the end of an hour, he asked, how we doing, little Willie? His face pale with rock dust and fear, Willie replied, the machine's ahead, John Henry.

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One day, a terrible thing happened to Curly Joe. Bill's pet horse was a bronco no one but Bill could ride. Widowmaker, he called that horse, because he had thrown so many men. Riding Widowmaker was just like riding a cyclone. Well, Curly Joe had a hankering to ride that horse. He said he had never in all his life seen horse flesh he couldn't ride. Bill begged him not to try it, but Joe kept teasing and teasing till at last Bill shook his head and said, All right, you can try. The very moment when Joe got up on his back, Widowmaker put down his head and biff! He kicked the lid off. He threw Curly Joe so high that he shot up just like fireworks. He sailed along through the air, up and up, till he lit on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado.

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In the beginning, Mama cursed. The only time my mother ever swore, or so I was told, was the day I was born. According to Granny, Mama would have made a sailor blush. I weighed nine pounds, and had the biggest head of any baby the midwife had ever delivered. God damn it all to hell, she yelled, grabbing Father by the collar. You will never touch me again, you son of a bitch! Which explains why I don't have any siblings. And a whole lot else besides.

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He looked so ludicrous, tittered Son of Man as the robot walked away, a metal monstrosity shaped like a man. What's wrong with metal? asked the Iron Duchess, as the reflected glow of a blue lightning bolt illuminated her platinum nails and titanium teeth. It wears a lot longer than flesh. Oh, my dear lady, said Son of Man, I meant no disrespect. Truly I did not. Please believe me. She stared at him coldly, her pupils contracting slightly as tiny microchips within each eye made instant adjustments to the light of the explosions just beyond the viewport.

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Okay. Uh, what do you want to happen, Tracy?" I don't want him to get in trouble or nothing. I just want him to understand that I can't do it right now. At least not every morning and again every night. I want to be with him, I do. I miss him. But he just don't understand. Honey, if we can help make Ben understand what you need, and that you can't do those things right now, would that help?" Christine asked. The young woman turned to her and nodded, crying. I want to go back home. But it just hurts right now. Christine held her while she cried, and when Tracy had regained her composure, she nodded to Weber and said, Jimmy, why don't you go talk to Ben a little bit, and then bring him inside? Would that be okay, Tracy? The girl nodded into Christine's chest. I love him, Ms. Ridgway. I just... It's okay, honey. We'll get this all worked out.

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Queen Elizabeth I gave him a charter to settle any part of America not owned by another Christian monarch. He may have planted a small colony in 1578, and he tried again in 1583 with three ships and 260 people. His destination is not known, for he never reached it. While sailing south from Newfoundland, along the coast of America, he lost one of his ships with all hands, and was forced to turn back for supplies. On the way home, Sir Humphrey Gilbert gallantly traveled in his smaller vessel, which others feared to sail. In mid-ocean, he met high seas and heavy weather. Gilbert was last seen from the larger ship, sitting calmly in the face of mortal danger, reading a book that appears to have been Sir Thomas More's Utopia. He called out cheerfully to his friends across the raging water, "'We are as near to heaven by sea as by land,' a paraphrase from More's work. It proved to be a prophecy." That midnight, as his comrades watched anxiously from the other ship, the lights of Gilbert's little vessel suddenly disappeared.

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Former President Clinton was a mischievous leader, and it allowed him to re-conceptualize government and redefine his constituencies. Like many people with this trait, he had enough charm to diffuse the negative impact of many of his gambits. Ultimately, however, his mischievous nature tarnished his legacy because, unconsciously at least, he was convinced that the rules didn't apply to him.

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After all, if your company goes bust because it is giving away the store, those universal free shipping and free returns deals come to mind, that is not going to be a good experience for your customers in the long run. So how do you focus on these two seemingly competing imperatives at the same time, revenues and profits on the one hand, and putting customers first on the other? Certainly executives are wary of this very issue. According to the Bloomberg Business Week Research Services, BBRS, survey, top concerns with customer experience initiatives are cost and ROI. So is there room for both the accountant's concerns with growing revenues and profits and the zealot's approach to, using customary customer experience parlance, being obsessive and passionate about customers?

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Yes, I'm coming to this great country of America, the beautiful. Land of the free, where buffalo roam.

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Do you know why they keep me in here, Agent Zeppelin? Do you know why? Because you ate a delivery person. You forgot the twisty garlic bread. Was that any reason to eat him, Doctor? Have you tasted the twisty garlic bread? It's to die for.

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How to buy a Thanksgiving turkey. Presented by Piggly Wiggly. First, pick a turkey. Listen. If you hear gobble gobble, put it back. You want a fresh bird, but not that fresh.

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Now close your eyes and picture yourself in a warm, secure place. A gentle breeze blows outside. You hear the rhythmic beat of the rain on the roof.

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Welcome to the annual lighting of the tree! Let the holidays begin!

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One day, on her way to Grandma's house, she met a big, bad wolf, whom she mistook for Grandma, due to her recent inability to see anything clearly up close. Although Grandma and the wolf did in fact look very much alike.

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I'll tell you what we do, Johnson. More research. That's what we do. There's a cold stone right around the corner. I'm pying.

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Here's a test of your character from Mary Brown's famous chicken and taters. Right now, when you pick up any feast, we're throwing in five free saucy barbecue wings. So, here's your dilemma. Do you wolf them down before you get home, or do you share?

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With a recent nude celebrity photo hacking scandal, we can't help noticing whose naked pictures have not been leaked. No Supreme Court justices, no captains of industry, not even a single naughty Nobel Prize winner.

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How many wows are there in 100 years? How many look at that's? How many little noses smooshed against the glass?

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It's crunchy, munchy, salty and sweet. 100% whole grain wheat. It's one of your favorites. That's why it says, eat this. Wheat Thins.

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Sit back, hold tight, and listen closely, because we have a story to tell.

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Together, The Onion and 7-Eleven form a merger so brazen in the annals of corporate cross-branding. American politics will never be the same.

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Of course, the big question is, how? Well, we actually create special molecules that enable a sort of chemical harmony at the interface. But to explain how those special molecules work, we'll need to go back and review Chemistry 101.

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It's our goal to make sure you understand your safety responsibilities while visiting or working at our site. When everyone knows all our safety regulations and procedures, it guarantees that we continue to be a safe and secure plant site.

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With the plate fully restrained, I can now continue defining its operating environment by applying a load. The load in this exercise will be a pulling load on the end face opposite our fixed face. Earlier, when I applied the fixed restraint, I first enabled the Restraint Property Manager and then I selected the face.

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Completely redesigned and technologically sophisticated, era.com has a clean contemporary look and feel that gives visitors more reasons to come, more reasons to return, and more ways to contact you.

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It's so heavy, it won't be able to shift. This is the way I've always done it. Well, these responses aren't exactly reassuring, after someone's been hurt or killed. Welcome to Practical Cargo Securement. We'll be discussing the why and the how to properly secure cargo for transport.

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For this test, the probe is passed down the esophagus instead of being moved over the outside of the chest wall. TEE shows clearer pictures of your heart because the probe is located closer to the heart, and because the lungs and bones of the chest wall do not block the sound waves produced by the probe.

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Spinal cord injury patients with a lesion at T6 or above may experience autonomic dysreflexia, a condition that results in a rapid and sudden rise in blood pressure or malignant hypertension. This condition has been shown to occur in up to 91% of patients and is potentially life-threatening.

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Once the mid-endoscopic zone measurement is ascertained, the surgeon should identify the approximate location of the sural nerve for proper planning of the medial and lateral portal incisions. From the center point of the popliteal fossa, between the two heads of the gastrocnemius, a point is made with the skin marker.

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MADCAM1 is mainly expressed on the luminal surface of the high endothelial venules in the gastrointestinal mucosa, as well as gut-associated lymphoid tissue, and its interaction with alpha-4-beta-7-integrin is part of a multi-step process mediating T-cell entry into the inflamed tissue from the vasculature.

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The eye contains some of the most exposed and vulnerable tissues of our body. On its surface is a multi-layered tear film that both protects and nourishes the eye's surface. The bottom layer of the tear film contains mucins bound to the corneal surface. This coats and converts the corneal surface from water-hating, or hydrophobic, to water-loving, or hydrophilic.

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In professional surfing, the athlete faces a problem when he trains. The surfer is in the middle of the sea, on average, more than 100 meters from the beach. Without any communication with his coach, what if Samsung could change this? The Galaxy Surfboard is a board that has a Samsung as a heart. It gives the surfer the sea's conditions. Wind direction, height, frequency, and direction of the waves.

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Once upon a time, Kevin Bacon visited Give Kids the World Village. He had been to some pretty cool places. He's a famous actor, you know. But he was blown away by what he found at the village.

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From the creation of the Bible in 1912 by a struggling Baltimore book salesman, to the day in 1832 when Charles Darwin personally killed and ate the world's last dodo, The Onion looks back at This Week in History. On July 17, 1980, Ronald Reagan accepted the nomination for president at the Republican National Convention in Detroit, and delivered a speech in which he boldly promised that during his presidency, someone would bodyslam Andre the Giant.

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Hollywood's hottest stars, the likes of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Kidman, Eva Longoria, Amy Adams, and many more, have chosen to sparkle in Mawad's fine jewelry.

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Welcome to Malmo, the gateway to the Nordics. The world elite has gathered here, but only one team can be victorious. Dreams will come true, and confidence will be shattered. But the fear of losing will be crushed by the sensation of winning.