Brad Avenyou | Professional Voice Actor for Corporate Narration & Commercial

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Hey, it's me, your old window. It's time I opened up. Oh, that's better. Look, I know you think I'm just a pain, but I need to be totally transparent here. I'm tired of people seeing my crack. It's embarrassing.

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Put it on our tab. That should settle the bill, my good man. Lord, what's the customary percentage for a tab? You know I can't math. I don't know about you, but I've failed generous. Should we say 20%?

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Yeah, maybe 5%? Oh, we'll do much better than that. Yeah, he seems smart too. Better be. He'll be handling your account.

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Hmm, this leg is shorter than the other three legs, and it's making the shelf uneven. Oh, sweetie, I'm afraid it's just not safe to stack fruit on this shelf. It's gonna slide right off, and instead of apples, we'll end up with applesauce. Well, thanks for your help, Adventure Rangers. I couldn't have done it without you.

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I believe in order and law. I believe there are evil folks in the world, and good men can help hold them accountable to the laws that we can all agree to. For all good, decent, God-fearing people and even folks that try to be good, if nothing else.

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Aye, the news from Ireland is still sad. Cork is the county where famine and sickness reign the most cruelly.

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Hee hee hee! Roberto Miragio's cape! I've been waiting forever for the museum to send it! That? That's my great-aunt Hermit's tablecloth. And I'm still not sure where the actual cape is. But the tablecloth does look sharp on you.

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Welcome, all, you mortals here, and ponder now the end you fear, for just as you were granted breath, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Mrs. Claus stared at Santa as though he had suddenly sprouted antlers. Look, Harold has always been a big part of my Christmas and I still like the idea of Harold, explained Santa, but lately I've come to realize that there are a lot of things about Harold that just don't make sense. Like what? asked Mrs. Claus. For one thing, I'm pretty sure his mom writes his Santa a letter, said Santa. So what if she does? said Mrs. Claus. That doesn't mean anything. Maybe not, said Santa, but what about that snack, huh? What about that? What about it? asked Mrs. Claus. I think Harold's dad lays out my snack on Christmas Eve, whispered Santa dramatically. Think about it. Harold is way too small to lift a big carton of milk. He can barely hold his own head up. Papa, Harold isn't a baby anymore. Yes, well, and that's another thing, isn't it? said Santa. That Harold who sat on my knee at the mall last year didn't even look like the real Harold. Harold is a real person, Papa, said Mrs. Claus. Real people look different from year to year. Santa wasn't listening. You know what's going on here, don't you? he asked. Harold's parents are trying to trick me into believing in him. And just why would they want to do that? asked Mrs. Claus. They think that if I know the truth about Harold, Christmas will be ruined for me, cried Santa. Either that, they want the Harold gifts all for themselves. Mrs. Claus shook her head and said, You know what you're doing, don't you? You're looking for reasons not to believe in Harold instead of just accepting him as one of the best, most magical parts of Christmas. Santa looked uncomfortable and maybe even a little uncertain. But all he said was, I know what I know.

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Hmm, this leg is shorter than the other three legs, and it's making the shelf uneven. Oh, sweetie, I'm afraid it's just not safe to stack fruit on this shelf. It's gonna slide right off, and instead of apples, we'll end up with applesauce. Well, thanks for your help, Adventure Rangers. I couldn't have done it without you.

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Hee hee hee! Roberto Miragio's cape! I've been waiting forever for the museum to send it! That? That's my great-aunt Hermit's tablecloth. And I'm still not sure where the actual cape is. But the tablecloth does look sharp on you.

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Pinty's Man Cave sausages and street dogs. Authentic flavors, for real people. Crave the cave, friends. Pinty's Man Cave.

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You wanna know cold? Cause I know cold. See, I'm the ice. You're as cold as ice! One factor you can't control. Ha, you gotta deal with me.

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FAR FROM THE EDGES OF CIVILIZATION IS A FISHING LODGE. IN A TOWN WHERE THE ONLY ROAD IS A BOARDWALK THAT MEETS THE TIDE TWICE A DAY.

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Since the dawn of time, humans have danced. We dance because we're excited, because we're celebrating, because sometimes we just can't help it. And this weekend, people from coast to coast will be dancing when the NFL playoffs kick off. It's time to step up, Canada. Are you ready?

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All of his life, Phil's been kind of a dumbass. Until one day, Phil bought a new toilet. A toilet that uses a fraction of the water of ordinary toilets for a bowl that's perfectly clean.

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Hey, it's me, your old window. It's time I opened up. Oh, that's better. Look, I know you think I'm just a pain, but I need to be totally transparent here. I'm tired of people seeing my crack. It's embarrassing.

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At 12 years old, Orville Redenbacher started his life's passion, 40 years pursuing the perfect kernel. We don't take tradition lightly, we take it lightly salted, sometimes sweet.

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Why did man first climb Mount Everest? Was it for the adventure? For the challenge? For the glory? Or perhaps to see how cold they could get their core's light? Conquer responsibly.

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Lowe's presents, how to install a water softener with only one finger. Great job, Stacy.

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At Mucho Burrito, we serve the most flavorful ingredients, like our fresh-made guacamole. We challenge you to get any fresher than this. They always come back.

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It's a place where debates end, but where appetizers never stop. It's where good people serve up good times. For people of all stripes. TGI Fridays.

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When he enters a rodeo, the horses get nervous. The Wild West was tamed just by his mustache. The Rodeo Clowns. Watch him for entertainment.

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Okay, investing. You're paying your guy around 2% of manager money, right? Doesn't seem all that bad, but that's 2% every single year. That's gonna add up.

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We're learning by exploring. We're pushing the 911, and ourselves, to extremes. Driven on by engineering curiosity, where there's no track, and there are no roads.

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The big dogs, the old dogs, the deaf, blind, and different dogs. Here at Subaru, we call them the underdogs. Shelter dogs who love unconditionally and hope to find a human who does too.

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You will get better, better, maybe better still, but no matter how good you do, the doing always feels good. Let's do something.

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We understand if all these protective possibilities are a bit overwhelming. Don't worry, just reach out. We have consultants, designers, and engineers who are happy to help protect your things.

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And an absolute will to win. To succeed, you must do things differently. FX Pro. Treat like a pro.

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After all, we're here to live. And at Northern Light Health, we built something to help you do it. That's caring, for the main way of life.

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You never actually own a Patek Philippe, you merely take care of it for the next generation.

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It's the power to help create classrooms where kids can hear more clearly so they can learn a little better and large venues with improved acoustical performance. The power to help build healthier indoor environments, so office workers across America can work more productively and patients in our hospitals can focus on getting better and going home.

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Inspired by the spirit of innovation and nature. Transant. Less wait, more freight.

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Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Whoa, slow your roll. Some of these folks gotta dig themselves out of a huge hole. Let's be frank, we're trying to make bank. You're money, Cash Money! Woo!

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Those with vision, technological ingenuity and unyielding determination rose to the demon's challenge. And on October 14, 1947, Chuck Yeager ignited the engines of his Bell X-1 experimental plane and rocketed through the sound barrier.

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Based on the blockbuster history series written by Thomas Cahill, in The Hinges of History, we meet the people who made it possible for America and Western civilization to exist as we know it today. These are The Hinges of History.

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This sunny southern bell, with its moss-strewn oaks, cobblestone streets, and scenic squares, has an intriguing past that comes alive when the sun goes down. Known as America's most haunted city, come with us as we journey to the spookier side of Georgia's oldest city aboard the Ghosts and Gravestones nighttime tour and share the eerie tales of the spirits that linger.

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Dogs and cats don't pick their owners. They don't choose what home they live in or what their social status is. And they are the only things on earth that love us more than they love themselves. It's all the inspiration we needed to create a food that returns that love. Nutrients proudly crafted in Canada.

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For more than 100 years, Schlage has helped you protect what matters most. Trust your home to Schlage.

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They say incompetence is a path to mastery. Forget a step, eyeball it, go too far, fail, fail again. You will get better, better, maybe better still. But no matter how good you do, the doing always feels good. Let's do something.

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Alright, so you have an amazing product or service, but your potential clients don't seem to truly understand the value you bring to the table, and you've already tried explaining what you do through text, images, e-books, brochures, and blog posts.

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RFI was tasked with developing a brand for Smart Energy Connect, CLPIE's new energy app store. The challenge was to develop a unique identity for SEC that resonated with internal stakeholders, partners, and customers.

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FIUs have four main tasks. They receive financial data. They do careful analysis. They disseminate their information and they cooperate with other entities locally and internationally. All this while keeping confidential data protected. The data can come from banks, real estate agencies, casinos, even lawyers or car dealerships.

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Meet Lydia. She's 20 weeks along, allergic to latex, and has a family history of heart disease. She recently moved up north and about to get her first ultrasound.

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2. Insert the two ends of the geophysical system cables into the sockets at the connector base. 3. Connect the other end of the geophysical system's cables to the pliers.

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For those whose thirst for more adventure still persists, there's yet another expedition to satisfy your yearnings. Quark Expedition's Four Arctic Islands Voyage. This journey includes Spitsbergen, Greenland, Iceland, and Norway's volcanic island of Jön Myan, a nature paradise so remote that few have ever visited.

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Who is this man? This question hung over Jesus' life as sure as he hung on the cross. Disciples in disbelief at the seeming death of a dream.

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other seeds fell into the good soil and as they grew up and increased they yielded a crop and produced 30 60 and a hundred fold

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You have been made man in my image and the fullness of life will be yours. You will carry the strength of my breath inside of you all the days of your life. You're as much a child of earth now as you are of heaven. You will embody the best of heaven and of earth.

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Here's an introduction to my AI voices. Each is fine-tuned to optimally serve its use case. One for learning and development teams, another to support teams in enterprise product enablement. Here's an example of how they're used.

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Welcome to this short overview of FlowTrack, our new project management tool. FlowTrack is where you'll plan tasks, track progress, and collaborate with your team in one place. In this module, we'll walk through the three things you'll use most – projects, tasks, and updates.

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built for learning and development teams creating long-form e-learning focused on clarity, consistency, and sustained learner attention.

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Neutral, production-ready narration for SAS walkthroughs, feature launches, and platform explainers designed for fast enterprise updates.

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For more examples and how teams use them, visit my A.I.Me page at avsvoice.com.

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Dogs and cats don't pick their owners. They don't choose what home they live in or what their social status is. And they are the only things on earth that love us more than they love themselves.

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They had every security measure imaginable. Bulletproof windows. Infrared sensors. Surface-to-air missiles. But they couldn't keep their people safe. They didn't have this. Smartspace. Because the only place as important as the President's workplace is yours.

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Pinty's Man Cave sausages and street dogs. Authentic flavors, for real people. Crave the cave, friends. Pinty's Man Cave.

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You will get better. Better. Maybe better still. But no matter how good you do, the doing always feels good. Let's do something.

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Royalty of the West, the West's best. Every year I walk into this arena and the excitement and what it brings to you, it gives you chills. Woo! 7.3! Kings of the sport. Keep going Zeke, get things rolling. Oh, that's a wild jump! Kings of the largest outdoor rodeo in the world. This is what it's all about. Oh, this looks good. Looking to reclaim their crown. Others looking to grab their own. I mean, he is absolutely owning this one. Wins the Lockhart two-time Calgary Stampede champion. And of course, the Queens. Brittany is such a winner. Ready to reascend to their throne. Really good for Gianni Schuster. They salute you. We salute them. Day two of the greatest outdoor show on Earth's rodeo. The Calgary Stampede. Next!

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When he enters a rodeo, the horses get nervous. The Wild West was tamed just by his mustache. The rodeo clowns watch him for entertainment. The dust settles before he does. He is the most interesting man in rodeo. He is Orin Larson, one of the many characters. At the world's largest outdoor rodeo.

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Mr. Rock, Mr. Bowie, much obliged for the respect, sir, truly, but it's just Jim to my friends. We are strangers, Mr. Bowie. Well, that's a fact I'm hoping to change, sir. You see, I rolled out here to offer you a job. You see, I'd like you to serve as my deputy, sir. I think what you're offering is a calling, son, not a job. A job is where what you get paid is worth what you're doing. Well, sir, there'd be pay. You see, we could pay you about $8 a week to... You can't pay somebody enough to be a deputy, son. Same as you can't pay a soldier enough to fight for his flag. I'm not going to be a soldier. I'm going to be a deputy. I'm going to be a deputy. I'm going to be a deputy. I'm going to be a deputy. I'm going to be a deputy. I'm going to be a deputy. Sure, you can pay him to put on a uniform and carry arms. That's about all you can buy, though. Can't pay a man enough to truly believe in what you believe. Huh. Well, sir, what do you believe in? I believe in coffee, son. This coffee right here. This pot of hog-rut chili. This log I'm sitting against. The fact that I'm free to cook this coffee and chili on a fire I made. The fact that I've got a gun on the saddle and right here in my old holster and can use it whenever I get good and ready to fend off evil, son. I believe in order and law. I believe there are evil folks in the world. And good men can help hold them accountable to laws that we can all agree to. For all good, decent, God-fearing people and even folks that try to be good, if nothing else, I believe in freedom. Wow. Sure sounds like you're the right man for the job, sir. You don't listen, do you, son? You can't pay me enough to believe in those kind of things. Either I do or I don't. And you do. Yes. Yes, I do. Well, will you accept my offer, sir? Well, nine dollars a week will make sure I don't start doubting. You drive a damn hard bargain, Mr. Rock, but I think we can swing it. Stop it, Mr. Jim. Just call me Rock. Rock. All right. I like it. Well, Rock, it seems like there's a storm on the horizon. You ready?

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Who's woods these are, I think I know. His house is in the village, though. He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it clear To stop without a farmhouse near Between the woods and frozen lake. The darkest evening of the year. He gives his harness bells a shake To ask if there's some mistake. The only other sounds the sweep of easy wind And downy flake. The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep.

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Every time we turn on the news, we see our democracy threatened, our norms abandoned, the Constitution ignored.

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Trump promised law and order, but has only delivered chaos. Defying court orders, while sending federal agents to kidnap citizens.

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So you think republicans are better for the economy. Let's look. The first George Bush. Recession. The second George Bush. Another recession. Trump's first term. Yet another recession. Now in Trump's second term. I think you know where we're headed.

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Creating great paying jobs. Lowering our costs. Investing in our kids and our economy. Mark Kelly is staying on mission. Building a brighter future for Arizona.

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Throughout our careers, we played by the rules. We worked hard and paid into Medicare, trusting the promise of health care in our retirement. But now, Republicans want to pull the rug out from under us. Their votes betray seniors everywhere.

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Angie Craig's story is a profoundly American one, a story of grit, determination, and an unshakable belief that everyone deserves a fair shot.

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Organize, vote, and defend our American principles, and win back a future where decency and freedom prevail.

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We began as hunter-gatherers. Then we evolved into feasters, foodies, and food bloggers. But no matter what your taste, the primal urge to gather with your tribe remains. And this weekend, playoff football is on the menu.

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For those who think they can endure, for those who stand in the way, And now a disturbance! Take warning.

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Introducing Bud Light Playoff Beards. As they grow beards, you get beards. And if your team raises the cup, the Bud Light is on us.

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And share your stories of adventure. Campbell River, we have what you've been looking for. Welcome to the wild.

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Kork Expeditions, which offers the most robust portfolio of off-ship adventure options in the industry, has been exploring the Arctic for three decades. Let the diverse beauty of the Arctic satisfy every adventure that beats in your heart. One Arctic island at a time.

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or even some of the best food and craft beer in the Midwest. It's having all of those things at your fingertips. Pure Michigan.