Adam Rosenbloom | Professional Voice Actor for Animation & Video Games

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Our philosophy. We founded a Dragonslayer's Academy on a simple principle. Any lad, no matter how weak, yellow-bellied, lazy, pigeon-toed, smelly, or unwilling, can be transformed.

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I say we go back to the evil lair, grab some laser guns, hold them sideways, and just go all gangsta on them.

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So, uh, what am I looking for? Oh, oh, oh, look here! I think I found something!

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Good is the path of honor, heroism, and nobility. Evil, well, it's just cooler. The thing about bad guys is, they always lose. Well, not this time.

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Relax, kids follow quarters all the time. Sure, if he craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.

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Let's screech it, let's shout it, there ain't no doubt about it, trouble abounds when we're on wheel love! Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, Troublety, trouble to you. Thanks for watching!

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I know that people are going to call this out as bullshit, so I'll just say it right now. I'm a demon. At least, that's what most people would call me. The truth of what I am and where I'm from is a bit mysterious to corporeal beings. Suffice it to say, the body in which I'm currently residing is not my own. This fragile meat suit belongs to a vapid 19-year-old girl named Cindy. She spends most of her days doing the things you'd expect a vapid 19-year-old girl to do. She used to spend most of her days posing in 20 different positions before finally deciding to post that Instagram selfie. She used to go out with her friends and spring out of her seat at the very slightest of jumpscares. She also used to have her friends over to her dorm room to have fun with a Ouija board. To be fair to Cindy, she only did that last one once. Under normal circumstances, a Ouija board is a piece of shit. You don't get in contact with ghosts or demons or any of that other sort of nonsense. This time, though, Sarah, Cindy's bestie, decided to bring a friend of hers along to their little summon-a-demon night, and this friend, who according to Cindy's memories was named Cheryl, decided to bring a very special book with her. Along with many other things, this book has a list of names that shouldn't exist anymore. One of those names is mine, and before you think it, no, I'm not going to tell you my name. One of the few things about which your human understanding of us is right is the fact that our names are truly us. If you know our names, and if you invoke them, then you have power over us, and I'm not dumb enough to give a bunch of random people on the internet my name.

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Bong bong bumbum Ding diggy head do do Ding diggy diggy do do Ding ding ding ding ding ding Di-ding ding ding ding ding ding Hold on a minute there, hold on a minute there! Diiiing There it goes! Very great! Dibby dee boo Dibby dee boo Yeahhhhh!

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And every shadow, filled up with dogs You come back to my slab, I have coffin for two I don't know who you think you are, but before the night is through Where is he? I will suck him I've done two bad things, radio

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Giganto! Giganto!

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Wag-a-Long, if you feel like your master loves you. I know he does! Arr! Arr! Wag-a-Long, if you feel like your tail is chasing you. Oh, I hate thunderstorms!

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Baby, let the good times roll! If there's a law, you can dog it! If you catch it, you can fuck it! It's America's glory hole! Don't care anything, anywhere, any night and any day! NFL A! Oh! So, it was good for you? Uh... Wow! Great! They're so happy! Yabba-dabba-doo!

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Up next it's Nature Cat. Let us know what you find out, Nature Cat. Only on PBS Kids. Of course!

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In a land occupied by evil, there is no place left to hide. The last of the living will wage war on the dead. We have to leave. Dead Earth.

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Discover the amazing view of our home as you've never seen it before. Life from Above. Tune in or stream only on PBS.

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Ragnarok is home to an array of inhabitants where all is not as it seems. Climate change and fantasy, only on Netflix.

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in times of old the world was full of wonder and magic but times change from the creators of Toy Story and the Incredibles this spring the quest begins our destiny oh it's Disney Pixar's onward unicorns cometh soon

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Listen, what you are about to face is more important than your ego, your enemy, or your quest for revenge. You're about to embark on a secret mission. You have been chosen.

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You knew the last you raped last night was my sister, didn't you? What the fuck were you thinking? Now, I'm gonna rip your head right off your neck! Then devour your liver and balls! Every breath you take defiles my honor!

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You cannot be trusted with your own survival. I must terminate you now.

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I was helping a family down there near swamp, they were almost drowning. The lady is still shocked, kids crying.

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His orders were to reinforce Algarac. We must make an example of him. Strip him of his titles and cast him out of the army.

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What we leave behind is not as important as how we lived. After all, we're only mortal, and we only have one planet.